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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

It's up to You One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring. One smile begins a friendship, One handclasp lifts a soul. One star can guide a ship at sea, One word can frame the goal. One vote can change a nation, One sunbeam lights a room. One candle wipes out darkness, One laugh will conquer gloom. One step must start each journey, One word must start each prayer. One hope will raise our spirits, One touch can show you care. One voice can speak with wisdom, One heart can know what's true. One life can make the difference

ya i have read about him in newspaper.....good start....

An old man was walking along the beach, when he came upon a part of the sand where thousands of starfish had washed ashore. A little further down the beach he saw a young woman, who was picking up the starfish one at a time and tossing them back into the ocean. "Oh you silly girl," he exclaimed. "You can't possibly save all of these starfish. There's too many.You wont make much of a difference." The woman smiled and said, "I know. But I can save this one - that would make a lot difference to it " and she tossed another into the ocean, "and to this one", toss, "and to this one..." so you can make difference......try to help

Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre. Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. THEATRE RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

do u have more information aboout that. that who is he and his background......

belated happy birthday :lol: have a rocking and knowledgeable year

haha that's just standard!!! lol happens all the time!! lol printers!!!! the other night i tried to work mine and like it wouldn't even switch on so i thought ok i'll tackle it tomorrow....so next morning i realised i had forgot to plug it in! :lol: 134929[/snapback] ya these things happen with every person......

Already ben invented. The russian Kamov ka 50 "hokum" is the world's first operational helicopter with a rescue ejection system, which allows pilot to escape at all altitudes and speeds. The seat operates by pulling the pilot from the helicopter cabin using a solid-propellant rocket motor. The system comprises the seat, a control unit and a pullout rocket motor. The seat provides safe forced emergency escape from helicopters in the speed range 0 to 350 km/hour and at altitude 0 to 6,000 metres. The seat also provides safe ejection during inverted flight (at speeds 0 to 330 km/h with zero vertical velocity) at a minimum altitude of 90 metres. Pilot is ejected in max. six second. I think the rotor blades are blown off before the ejection. I bet this chopper can make mince meat outa the apache longbow thanks for giving info to us

There was once a guy who suffered from cancer... a cancer that can't be treated. He was 18 years old and he could die anytime. All his life, he was stuck in his house being taken cared by his mother. He never went outside but he was sick of staying home and wanted to go out for once. So he asked his mother and she gave him permission. He walked down his block and found a lot of stores. He passed a CD store and looked through the front door for a second as he walked. He stopped and went back to look into the store. He saw a young girl about his age and he knew it was love at first sight. He opened the door and walked in, not looking at anything else but her. He walked closer and closer until he was finally at the front desk where she sat. She looked up and asked, "Can I help you?" She smiled and he thought it was the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before and wanted to kiss her right there. He said, "Uh... Yeah... Umm... I would like to buy a CD." He picked one out and gave her money for it. "Would you like me to wrap it for you?" she asked, smiling her cute smile again. He nodded and she went to the back. She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him. He took it and walked out of the store. He went home and from then on, he went to that store everyday and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for him. He took the CD home and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to ask her out and he really wanted to but he couldn't. His mother found out about this and told him to just ask her. So the next day, he took all his courage and went to the store. He bought a CD like he did everyday and once again she went to the back of the store and came back with it wrapped. He took it and when she wasn't looking, he left his phone number on the desk and ran out... !!!RRRRRING!!! The mother picked up the phone and said, "Hello?" It was the girl!!! She asked for the boy and the mother started to cry and said, "You don't know? He passed away yesterday..." The line was quiet except for the cries of the boy's mother. Later in the day. The mother went into the boy's room because she wanted to remember him. She thought she would start by looking at his clothes. So she opened the closet. She was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was surprised to find all those CDs and she picked one up and sat down on the bed and she started to open one. Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper, out fell a piece of paper. The mother picked it up and started to read it. It said: Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn The mother opened another CD... Again there was a piece of paper. It said: Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates ya know. =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... =============== Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you. =============== Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11. =============== Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... =============== Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? =============== Customer: I can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. =============== Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. =============== Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." =============== And last but not least... Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

How a man withdraws cash from ATM. 1) Park the car 2) Go to ATM 3) Insert card 4) Enter PIN 5) Take money 6) Drive away How a woman withdraws cash from ATM 1) Park the car 2) Check makeup 3) Turn off engine 4) Check makeup 5) Go to ATM 6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse. 7) Insert card 8) Hit Cancel 9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it. 10) Insert card 11) Enter PIN 12) Take cash 13) Go to car 14) Check makeup 15) Start car 16) Stop car 17) Run back to ATM 18) Take ATM card 19) Back to car 20) Check makeup 21) Start car 22) Check makeup 23) Drive for ½ mile 24) Release hand-brake 25) Drive on.

1...God won't ask what kind of car you drove; He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation. 2...God won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home. 3...God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll ask how many you helped to clothe. 4...God won't ask what your highest salary was, He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it. 5...God won't ask what your job title was, He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability. 6...God won't ask how many friends you had, He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend. 7...God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll ask how you treated your neighbors. 8...God won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll ask about the content of your character. 9...God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation, He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell. 10...God won't ask how many people you forwarded this to, He'll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends. Read Carefully Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.

The Greatest Inventions planned by Prof. Laloo and Prof. Rabri : 1. Water-proof towel 2. Solar powered flashlight 3. Submarine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary index 7. Ejector seat in a helicopter 8. Powdered water 9. Pedal-powered wheel chair 10. Water-proof tea bag

Once there was a train, which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks. Suddenly the train deviated from the tracks, went onto the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next railway station the driver was caught He was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after blowing the horn, flashing the lights etc. The authorities questioned: Driver -- are you mad! Just to save the life of one person you put the lives of so many passengers in danger. You should have run that person over. Driver: That is exactly what I had decided, but this <banned word filter activated> started running towards the field when the train got real close.

Two Pilots try to land an airplane in the United States. They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot screamed "The runway is ending!". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending! The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. This goes on again and again. During their fourth descent the pilot says: "Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway", "I know" answers the second pilot, "But look how wide they made it."

i want know that what sangat think about this issue.

ya i have problem of anger..... .....but u should not attack personally. i am sorry to all sangat for using foul language......i know all things....i feel very aggrasive when i see or read pictures of sikhs been tortured....so at that time i got fear from myself because i can go out of control....earlier in my childhood i went upsent for many days when i saw these type of pictures and when i read about '84 riots....but now v have to come together and do work in peaceful manner....sikh r in chardi kala...try to help poor sikh brothers to come up.....spend money on sikh children who r from poor families ......i want all sikh in good position.. ...i dont want any youth to pick up guns again they should study and became successful to do seva of kom.....v live like lions in punjab no one can say any thing wrong about my religion in front of me.....thanks 134458[/snapback] Simer You are right there is no need for you to have been attacked personally. You apologized for the language thing despite this. Respect to you for this. Kindly address my previous question. Surely if you have basic freedoms in the punjab and live without fear you can answer this question; which was... "So Simer you do at least aknowledge and agree that there has been extrajudicial torture and murder by police and authorities?" Clarify, rather than leave the doubt that your silence speaks volumes. 134679[/snapback] buddha singh ji ya i konw that sikhs r mudered by police....innocent amritdhari sikhs r their target...my cousin r also got in net but due to god's kirpa they r rescued by some kind police man.... what can i do now that period is gone ......what do u people expect from us? 134879[/snapback] Simer What percentage of killers or supporters of killers of innocent amritdhari sikhs do you think are free? Outside of the recent high profile khalra arrests, how many of these police officers or their supporters have been brought to justice? If next to no one, then why do you think this is the case? I am not sure who "u people" and "us" is. I wish for all my brothers and sisters regardless of which faith, nation etc. sufficient self-respect, hope, security, justice, education etc. I expect them to wish the same for others. 134884[/snapback] sir these r dreams ...... and i dont think they will come true any day...no person from one faith, nation can love other...

ya i have problem of anger..... .....but u should not attack personally. i am sorry to all sangat for using foul language......i know all things....i feel very aggrasive when i see or read pictures of sikhs been tortured....so at that time i got fear from myself because i can go out of control....earlier in my childhood i went upsent for many days when i saw these type of pictures and when i read about '84 riots....but now v have to come together and do work in peaceful manner....sikh r in chardi kala...try to help poor sikh brothers to come up.....spend money on sikh children who r from poor families ......i want all sikh in good position.. ...i dont want any youth to pick up guns again they should study and became successful to do seva of kom.....v live like lions in punjab no one can say any thing wrong about my religion in front of me.....thanks 134458[/snapback] Simer You are right there is no need for you to have been attacked personally. You apologized for the language thing despite this. Respect to you for this. Kindly address my previous question. Surely if you have basic freedoms in the punjab and live without fear you can answer this question; which was... "So Simer you do at least aknowledge and agree that there has been extrajudicial torture and murder by police and authorities?" Clarify, rather than leave the doubt that your silence speaks volumes. 134679[/snapback] buddha singh ji ya i konw that sikhs r mudered by police....innocent amritdhari sikhs r their target...my cousin r also got in net but due to god's kirpa they r rescued by some kind police man.... what can i do now that period is gone ......what do u people expect from us?

I - Original '<admin-profanity filter activated> cat <admin-profanity filter activated> cat, where have you been?' 'I have been to London to see the Queen' '<admin-profanity filter activated> cat <admin-profanity filter activated> cat what did you there?' 'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!' Punjabi Translation: 'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?' 'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si' 'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?' 'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!' II - Original 'Baa Baa Black sheep have you any wool?' 'Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full One for the master, one for the dame, And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.' Punjabi Translation: 'Kali Bhed, Kali Bhed, hai kucch unn?' 'Haan bhai,Haan bhai, Tin pandan gin, Ek tere waste, ek teri woti lai Ek us munde lai jehra khara raste'. III - Original Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall, Humphty Dumphty had a great fall, All the kings' horses, all the kings' men Couldn't put Humphty Dumphty together again Punjabi- Baba Karanil Singh latkya si kandh naal' Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam naal, Poori Pandhir*, Sarpunch te Numberdaar Laa naa sake Baba Karnail Singh nu paar.

Let's say it's 6:15 p.m. and you're driving home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in yourchest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home; unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far. What can you do? You've been trained in CPR but the guy that taught the course neglected to tell you how to perform it on yourself. Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, this article seemed to be in order. Without help, the person whose heart stops beating properly and who begins to feel faint, has onlyabout 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough. The cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. And a cough must be repeated about every 2 seconds without let up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. This way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many people as possible about this, it could save their lives!

ya i have problem of anger..... .....but u should not attack personally. i am sorry to all sangat for using foul language......i know all things....i feel very aggrasive when i see or read pictures of sikhs been tortured....so at that time i got fear from myself because i can go out of control....earlier in my childhood i went upsent for many days when i saw these type of pictures and when i read about '84 riots....but now v have to come together and do work in peaceful manner....sikh r in chardi kala...try to help poor sikh brothers to come up.....spend money on sikh children who r from poor families ......i want all sikh in good position.. ...i dont want any youth to pick up guns again they should study and became successful to do seva of kom.....v live like lions in punjab no one can say any thing wrong about my religion in front of me.....thanks

hey you people look cool .... proud of u people , i have seen 4 full singhs in one frame after so many months....

hey what do you think mohali is...a small village in remote area.. .....it is fastly growing IT hub with about 2 lakh population.....quark, dell, infosys, with many indian companies has their north india base in mohali.....65 % poupulation is sikh and with about 40 gurdwaras :e: ....so the nutshell is that i dont know both brothers. ...but i will love to know them if u give me their mail address... :lol:

no clue....but if anybody have some knowledge about that....please put light on this issue....