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waheguru waheguru

good hai bhai kuch na kuch karde reha karo....

hello bai.... control rakh nahi ta mai bakshda nahi hunda.... pher hath la k dekhe ga ki ho gaya.....khari country chupea hai das.....himmat hai ta india aa k rai....aap saale india toh bhaj gaye hon bolde hai.....reply jaroor kari.....j punjabi nahi aandi ta translate kara laye kise punjabi toh.....now tell me what is "p*ssy's" javab jaroor dahi..... 134299[/snapback] javab nahi denda i want to clear in front of all .......i am waiting for ur reply.... *EDITED* Admin Note : DOn't use foul language !

aap sale chor hai na koi naam given hai na location na koi mail address na messenger.....mann vich chor hai saale de.....religious forum hai nahi tah salok suna denda.....

hello bai.... control rakh nahi ta mai bakshda nahi hunda.... pher hath la k dekhe ga ki ho gaya.....khari country chupea hai das.....himmat hai ta india aa k rai....aap saale india toh bhaj gaye hon bolde hai.....reply jaroor kari.....j punjabi nahi aandi ta translate kara laye kise punjabi toh.....now tell me what is "p*ssy's" javab jaroor dahi.....

ya it is adjoining chandigarh in punjab. i think there is no person from chandigarh on this forum. can any body tell me more sikh forums to help

bigla singh ji these things r over why r u showing it again. we r happy in punjab and there is no surity that in our new home land some people like badal, amrinder singh, kps gill will not rule . every thing is going fine now dont try it agin.

i am from mohali and now i want to join some religious socitey in mohali as in my friend circle no one is interested in these things i need your help. please tell me about some good societies those i can join in mohali. please tell me if any body from mohali. please do reply you people never reply to my post sorry it was done duplicate by mistake how to delete it

mohali ta mosam good hai. na thand hai na garmi hai what about your city?

[1] The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee [2] Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks [3] The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones [4] Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die [5] Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart [6] The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate [7] When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red [8] When Hippos are upset, their sweat turns red [9] The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor [10] The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney [11] Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros [12] Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan [13] It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it [14] The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples [15] There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower [16] The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting [17] Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death more to come....

Source: personal use 1. Voicemail. If you're offline or away from the computer, your friends can leave you voicemail. You'll see a star by the voicemail icon in your Messenger List. Click the voicemail icon, select the message, and press Play to hear your voicemail. 2. Call History. See all your voicemail - plus a log of all incoming, outgoing, and missed calls - at any time. Also see who called, at what time, on what day, and how long you talked. Ringtones You can select the ringtone that plays when you receive a call through Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. You can even assign special ringtones to different contacts on your Messenger List, so you'll know who's calling right when you hear the ringtone!

Even as Microsoft readies a host of new ad-supported online services to battle rivals, the software maker has been mulling a plan to offer free, ad-supported versions of some of its desktop products, CNET News.com has learned. Although no specific plans have been made, executives within Microsoft are examining whether it makes sense to release ad-supported versions of products such as Works, Money, or even the Windows operating system itself, according to internal documents seen by CNET News.com. "As Web advertising grows and consumer revenues shrink, we need to consider creating ad-supported versions of our software," two Microsoft researchers and an MSN employee wrote in a paper presented to company executives earlier this year. The document was prepared for one of Microsoft's twice-yearly Thinkweek exercises, in which Chairman Bill Gates and other top executives gather to consider potential new avenues for the company to follow. Microsoft officials confirmed the authenticity of the paper, dated Winter 2005, but declined to comment on its contents. However, a Microsoft source characterized the paper as an internal brainstorming exercise. "It is simply an exploration of different models of delivering software to customers," the source said. "It is not policy, it is not a plan, and no decisions have been made--it's just some thoughts from our research and business units." In recent weeks, Microsoft has identified a number of ways to increase its online advertising business as it seeks to fend off rivals such as Google. A move to bring ads into its desktop software, though risky, would offer the company an ability to move the battle on to its home turf. The document also sheds light on Microsoft's concerns over the erosion of revenue from shrink-wrapped software, particularly in the consumer market. Chief Technical Officer Ray Ozzie and Chairman Bill Gates outlined some of the opportunities and the challenges Microsoft faces in a series of October memos. In the more blunt of the two missives, Ozzie said Microsoft had an obligation to act on the shift to ad-supported software. "It's clear that if we fail to do so, our business as we know it is at risk," Ozzie wrote. "We must respond quickly and decisively." Already, the company has announced plans for Office Live and Windows Live, two products that are ad-supported complements to its existing desktop software. But in the internal documents, Microsoft workers maintain that the software maker may be forced to go further if rivals launch ad-supported versions of popular programs such as PowerPoint. "If our competitors release free, advertising-supported versions of these programs, we may need to do the same," the two researchers and John Skovron, who works in MSN's Money unit, wrote in the winter 2005 paper. Microsoft has been mulling a shift to ad-supported software for some time. A paper prepared for a summer 2004 Thinkweek gathering noted the decline in consumer software and suggested Microsoft's MSN online business might benefit from moving from a subscription model to one paid for through advertising. The more recent paper outlines a number of factors for identifying which desktop software could be ripe for moving to an ad-based model. Such factors include whether the software is frequently used online, whether it contains good data for targeting ads and whether it is likely to face ad-supported competition. Among the products it identifies as meeting some of those criteria are Works, Money and OneNote. But others both inside and outside Microsoft have called on the company to go beyond the types of services offered by MSN. An online version of Office is one of the products most often talked about. The company has in the past mulled such a move. But a commercial product never materialized, due to internal political battles and fears of cannibalizing revenue from Office, which is among the company's most profitable products. Plan extends to Windows The company's exploration of ad-supported software extends even to Windows, its most important product. An ad-supported version of the operating system could make some sense, the Microsoft researchers argue in their Thinkweek piece, noting that the product reportedly earns $9 per year per user. "It seems possible that we could match that revenue via ads, but there are difficult UI (user interface) issues to solve, since the OS does not have a natural way to display ads that does not annoy users," the Microsoft workers said in the paper. One suggestion is a low-end version of the operating system that comes bundled with other ad-supported programs, such as Works, Outlook Express and Windows Media Player. However, the writers point out that "it's not clear how to prevent these elements from being replaced." Source Ad supported version of Windows !!! what are these people upto??

If for some reason you lost your Windows serial number, you can recover it using several methods. You can use Magical Jelly Bean or you can use this Windows tip to do it yourself. First you need to go into the command prompt by going to Start->Run and type in command. If you can not start up Windows and want to reinstall, you can still retrieve this information if you need it. Just boot with your Windows bootdisk (with or without CD-ROM support) and type in command. Just don't format it before retrieving the serial number. Type in the following for Windows 95: C:\Windows\Command\Find /I "ProductId" c:\windows\system.dat Type in the following for Windows 95/ME: C:\Windows\Command\Find /I "ProductKey" C:\Windows\System.dat The line that will show up is the following: ProductKey XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX All those Xs are the actual Windows serial number. Write this down on a paper or on the Windows CD. there are many small utilities for this too the most famous one being .. Magical Jelly Bean Keyfinder ( some ~250KB file )

your right teeth must have some problem there are always exeptions......... :lol:

:umm: The Punjabi language is now the fourth language in the House of Commons after English, French and Italian with the election of eight Punjabi-speaking MPs in the June 28 election. :lol: A total of 10 South Asian Canadian MPs were elected in the last election across the country, including six Liberal and four Conservatives. The Liberals are re-elected Gurbax Malhi (Bramalea-Gore-Malton, Ont.), newly-elected Ruby Dhalla (Brampton-Springdale, Ont.), newly-elected Wajid Khan (Mississauga-Streetsville, Ont.), newly-elected Navdeep Bains (Mississauga-Brampton South, Ontario), newly-elected Ujjal Dosanjh (Vancouver South, B.C.) and newly-elected Yasmin Ratansi (Don Valley East, Ont.). Conservatives are re-elected Gurmant Grewal (Newton-North Delta, B.C.) and his wife, newly-elected Nina Grewal (Fleetwood-Port Kells, B.C.), re-elected Deepak Obhrai (Calgary East, Alta.) and re-elected Rahim Jaffer (Edmonton-Strathcona, Alta.). With the exception of Mr. Jaffer and Ms. Ratansi, all speak Punjabi. :umm:

Okay... Lets c how many of these do u know... :umm: [1] If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side [2] If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. [3] Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. [4] Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it. [5] The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'. [6] The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal. [7] The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing. :lol: [8] The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night. [9] Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day. [10] The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. [11] Dalmatians are born without spots. @ [12] Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. [13] The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings] or 'against' (in criminal proceedings] [14] Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left [15] The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids more to come :umm:

please reply ta karea karo that what u think about that trust or this post....give some suggetions for improvement in my post...thanks waiting for your feedback

i came to know about a trust that is working to give shelter and bright future to children of sikh martyrs( hope u will understand that who r sikh martyrs in modern time). i want all of you please check there web site to know their objective. that lady is working for them for many years. today i went to their home in mohali. i request all of you to please check their web site and if you think they are doing right thing then please try to help them. www.guraasra.org

I think it all depends on your career goals. If you are going to be a web developer then ASP.Net, ASP and Php are the core scripting languages you will need to have knowledge of. The Languages dont really matter that much, what matter is that you have knowledge of the target platform. Forexample, if you understand what HTTP is, what client server model is then when you develop websites in PHP or ASP.Net then the underlying concept is the same, the only thing different is the syntax and the API of the language runtime. Anyways, ASP.Net is THE big thing if you are going to be doing Enterprise application devlopment,in another words, web based systems. PHP works well with small systems. ASP.Net skills are high in demand plus ASP.NEt 2.0 is out so thats going to create a lot of buzz to. I do Development in ASP.Net (C#), php , Dhtml etc.But at the moment i am working in Windows Forms. Soo, basically my advice is, ASP.Net is great, Php is good too. DTHML and stuff you really just use for extra cool features. For Graphics design always trust Adobe Photoshop :lol: 132989[/snapback] :TH: thank you guys, actually all people are saying same things that you are saying. but i want to confirm from some trustworthy persons that’s why i was here. Thanks a lot.

yaar koi ha ya na ta bolo. kuch ta daso. now i doubt is there any technical sikh in this forum or not. yaar koi kuch ta suggest karo. :ans

i think my choice of words are wrong : . i will take care in future

yaar koi ta daso.... :lol:

singh sahib make your mind first and please explain me what you want to say... :lol:

thank you for your suggetion but i think typing is problem rather than english.. :lol:

i am learning asp.net and planning for php after that. can any body tell me after that can i get some online job as i am in punjab and i want to work along with my MCA. which other software will be helpful for me. which graphic designing tools I can learn myself at home?