Jump to content

_K_

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    636

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Posts posted by _K_

  5. Black Magic Man Came To My Door- Leaflet In Panjabi?

    in WHAT'S HAPPENING?

    Posted

    NEXT TYM GIV HIM A SLAP. IF U MAKE CONTACT THEN U'L KNO HE AINT PHYSCIC CUS HE WUDDA SEEN IT COMIN AND DUCKED

    LOL!!!!

    & why u never told me? jeh main hundi!! main odha zindagee katam karlana si! lol

    theres so many of these men in wolves... b4 yeh.. this lady got robbed ... cuz a man in town sed 2 her..u got a lucky matha, as in forehead... (LOL) but like he did some ooga booga stuff and she was "under his spell" and she was saying she went to the bank to withdraw all her money for him and didnt realise what had happened till next day.. scarey

    & once my cousin got stopped in town by some old indian man and he started saying ur name begins with this letter u hang around with this many freinds u got this many siblings.. she started crying lol

    just dont pay attention to em!

    0

  9. Happy Birthday Sant Baba Harkirat Ji Lolz

    in POLITICS | LIFESTYLE

    Posted

    :nihungsmile: HARKS????? :)HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY!!!! :D wooo wooo wooo! loll woohoo.gif

    hope u jus have the bestest day

    harkirat siiiiiiiiiiiiiingh, its ur birthdaaaaaay

    harkirat singggghhh is ur naaaaaaaaaame!

    harksyyy ur one my favrutest frends

    even though ur not from my peeeeendddd

    u answer my sikhi questions when im all confused

    even though u laff at me cuz im a bit of a bafoon

    ur like my conscience (is that how u spell conscience?) ur like my mom

    but its all gud cuz ur a DON!

    u never judged me cuz ur a gud guy....

    well u probably did in secret but i dont mind!!!

    harks u never cease to inspire meeeee

    luk at me going all soppp-yyyyyyy :sady:

    harkiraaaaat we have shared sum lafs

    because we r simply daft :lol:

    u try 2 "hide" from me on internet sites ( :@ lol u no what i mean)

    but i always finnndddd uuu cuz i got 4 eyes (the copyrighted enka!)

    and now im off my dear good frend

    this <banned word filter activated> poem has come 2 an end lol

    harkirat singh what else can i saaaaaay?

    ummm i hope u have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    ...i want to keep going but i got an essay to do & then neighbours haha LOL

    HAPPY 20th Harks! hope u achieve everything you wish 4 and stay in chardi kallaa in the next yr of ur life (&beyond)!! also, hope u get big muscley arms like me :umm: then u can rly say "i am a bandha now!" :lol: haha

    May God bless u!

    hus a big boy then? lolll :lol:

    Many happy returns of the day

    - me :lol: x x x x

    woohoo.gif :e:

    0

  12. Emabarasing Moments !

    in POLITICS | LIFESTYLE

    Posted

    LMAOOOOOOOO gabroo khalistan dha u pooped ur pants hahahahaahahahaahahahahaaaa LOL.gif

    ok heres my bit..................when i was 5 my nani brought me this "lovely" pink dress and it was my skool party.............(the dress now was awful but i loved it at the time, shocking pink with green and blue flowers) blush.gif i put on my pink dress and walking walking around acting all bad and thinking i was the prettiest gal in the world, but people were looking a tme well wierd and i started crying cos i thought people kept laffing at my dress.................but my teacher came up to me and nervously laffed saying how pretty i luked and why the kids were laffing

    i got my dress caught in my kachi and all u could see was my off-white knickers..........lol

    Lol, i had something similar happen to me when i was about 11-12, i was at gurdwara and i was bout to sit down and as i was about to an aunty came up behind me and pulled at my suit cos the top was stuck inside my salwar blush.gif , i was soo embarassed cos there were so many ppl in the langar hall and i just sat down nd blush.gif .

    Now everytime i come out of the bathroom, i doublecheck lol :@ .

    hahahahahaahaha thats happened 2 meeeee :sady: i was at gurdwara an this distant distant relative kept lukin at me like "Guuurrrrrllll theres summin bout u that rly annoys me " grin.gif im like bloody hell tu ki dheki jandi aa?????its just plain rude now!

    and then i was infront of her and we stood up to do ardaas and i dunno but i cud like feel her eyes burning in2 my back LOL

    and i was rly concentrating and out of nowhere i feekl this big tug on my suit ... im like EH? ahh ki hoya?? :umm: and i turned around and shes like :D ... i was all confused and then it clicked.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: she went and bloody pulled out my wedgie ! LOLLLLL

    the girls will understand hahaha like its no normal wedgie cuz ur salwar and chagga get caught up in it hahahahaaha and it makes that wierd triangle shape lol

    an all i could think was jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez woman what the heck is wrong with uuuu u jus digged out someones elses wedgie! no seriously DUDE? u jus digged out MY wedgie! lolll

    ( i felt violated... she crossed the line man! went tooo far tut tut! )

    anuther time when my cuzin got married, it was the normal thing at the gurdwara ppl wna sit at the front to show off... get in the camera lol andddddd "our" side of the family had been ther since rly early and they put all us young kids at the front.. cuz i dunno the sisters ahve 2 sit next 2 the groom .... anyway this lady comes in frm "their" side lol and like she was late :lol: and she was trying 2 get in th front trying to sit down infront of me but ther wasnt no room... and my moms like "Dont u dare MOVE 4 HER!" LOLLL im like but she gna sit on meeeeee :sady: and moms like if she sits ther the other 20 gna cum 2 the front as well lolllll rly my mom jus didnt want me 2 squash her!

    she starts like squatting infront of me .. :| her butt was in my face and im like thats it i gotta move bak... "mom move bak"

    mom - "where shud i move 2?" cuz the place was packed lol

    so i managed 2 push bak like 2 cm and she SAT on me! the hathi!!!!!! hole way througth the anand karaj ther was a middle aged, moti, BO queen sittin in my laps :) lol and her sequins from her sari wer sticking in2 my legs :'(

    0

  13. Happy Birthday Akhoza

    in POLITICS | LIFESTYLE

    Posted

    My dear bachban ke dhost.... LOL no actually ur not...considerin how u neverrrrr used 2 talk 2 me lmao! hahaha

    HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY TO U,

    HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY TO U!

    HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DEAR KHOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY,

    HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY 2 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :)

    YAYYYYYYYY

    :HP: hope u had a good day (bak in the wonderfulplace of our birth lol)

    and ill talk 2 ya.. when u finish that fone callor whatever it was that made u leave on msn LOL

    X

    0

  17. Who Came First?

    in GUPT FORUM

    Posted

    Acccording to Darwin, the egg had to have come first, because evolutionary traits happened over generations through the modification of chromosones, and therefore changes occurred through meiosis. Therefore the chicken could not have come about all on its own. It had to have been a gradual change from another bird-like creature.

    I'm just chatting mess by the way. :nihungsmile:

    OMG ATLAST! someone who gets itttttt lol anytime i chat about this ppl think im a lunatic! the bird like creature probably a reptile kinda thing , like on jurassic park when alans like a bird evolved from a veloceraptor! ahhh allan will appreciate our support! :)

    gossshhh me kii ponkhi jandi aa? i need 2 write an assignmennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt!

    0

  25. Virgin Husband

    in GUPT FORUM

    Posted

    havent read all the replies but: *goes into akhoza mode..i know im sorry lol*

    VIRGINS ALL THE WAY! WOHOO lol

    u should be prouuuddddd of it! dont bloody worry what other ppl think! anyone who think thats a bad thing r dumb and have usually had lots of meaningless relationships

    0
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Terms of Use

  I accept