Jasy

leh...shantii...dont bother my brother man..im gonna beat u up this weekend if u continue on botherin him...btw dont chicken out from comin cuz if u do..imma come to manhattan and ur gonna be sorryy...i kno where u eat on Thursdays!! hahah...u prolly forgot u told me...

hahaha...this is funny..wat u guys fightin over though? I WANNA BE REF!!!

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ke Fateh

lol ill wait

You are the only one who can know who I am

Your the only one that I know is human lol

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ke Fateh

aww that is so sweet veerji..dont worry with Guru Jis Kirpa ill soon be standing at your doorstep to take you away!!

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ke Fateh

lol ill wait

You are the only one who can know who I am

Your the only one that I know is human lol

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ke Fateh

aww thts so sweeet virji...dont worry one day with Guru Ji's Kirpa ill be standing at your doorstep ready to take you away!!

wheres "Here" bhaji/bhenji?

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ke Fateh

haha i think you have forgotten who i am

im the person who you sed you would come and rescue lol

u then you sed you have been delayed becouse of a wedding lol

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ke Fateh

OMG...i remember you but u changed your ID, so i didnt know who it was...hehehe..im trying virji I told you if my parents agree ill be there at your door ready to rescue you...im not gonna bak down...no matter how many years it takes !! will u wait for me though?

wheres "Here" bhaji/bhenji?

^^ aww poor bhenji is boredd...

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh

I know there is a lot of Sangat in Toronto and i was wondering if anybody knew about a South Asian Newspaper because a friend wants to advertise his business in Toronto and he's targeting the Indian community...so if anybody knows of one..please do let me know..

Thank you in advance

Bhul Chukh Maaf

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh

yea..a nihung just can't get married. that is apart of their rehat.

i didnt mean if they can get married or not...what i meant was like can women BE nihungs?

hey nobody said anythin abuh jokes...

AMAZED !!! i have question....can women be nihang singhs?

I LOVE NIHANG SINGHS !!!!

Congratulations... n i agree with with Chandanjit bhenji...the best and deepest conversations start with the most random things...and dont wrry Guru Ji never wants anything bad to happen to his Bhagats...

* WOMEN:

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry

children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but

they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they

want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when

they are nervous.

Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a

friend, after a snowy drive home.

They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay–

at–home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear

suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up

against injustice.

They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into

the right schools and to get their family the right

health care.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart ––

they know that knowledge is power.

But they still know how to use their softer side to make

a point.

Women want to be the best for their family, their

friends, and themselves. They drive, fly, walk, run

or e–mail you to show how much they care about you.

Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow

at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when

they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable!

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and

hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral

support to their family and friends. And all they want

in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same

for people you come in contact with.

.

I emailed the man at the email addy that was provided by Singhstah... loic.villepontoux@startrakmusic.com...and he emailed me back sayin that we have to contact Jive Records or Kelis's manager...so if someone could find out who we are actuallly suppose to email i would be glad to email that person again and keep annoying them until they dont take it off.

i agree we should email them and request them to remove it...im going to email them now!!

i hv more...only if this stupid school would stop blockin half the sites...argh argh...dun wrry ladies we're gonna win cuz we da best, lemme get home and then imma post !!!

Once, a King went to see Guru Gobind Singh jee. He was in the court of Guru Gobind Singh jee and while going to retire Guru jee saw the King and stopped by the place he was sitting. He said to the King, “O Sikh, I am happy to see you here. Ask what you want and your wish will be fulfilled”. Upon this the King who was already rich, asked Guru Gobind Singh jee to shower his blessings (Kirpa) on him (so that he could be progressive spiritually as well). Guru Gobind Singh jee then looked at another Sikh and then turned to the King as asked him, “So should I turn you into a Sikh like him, Nihal Singh who is standing over there". The King for a moment saw Nihal Singh and thought in his mind that has the Guru gone crazy. Nihal Singh does not look in right state as his clothes were all shabby and the spade to which cow dung was sticking was on his shoulders and he smelled awful. The King asked the Guru that if he was showing his mercy (Kirpa) or his anger (Keher) by turning him (a King) into a person like Nihal Singh (peasant).

Then Guru Gobind Singh jee called Nihal Singh and also said to him, “O Sikh, I am happy to see you here. Ask what you want and your wish will be fulfilled”. Upon this Nihal Singh too asked Guru Gobind Singh jee to shower his blessings (Kirpa) on him. Guru Gobind Singh jee then looked at the King and then turned to Nihal Singh as asked him, “So should I turn you like that King who is standing over there. Upon this Nihal Singh humbly with folded hands asked the Guru that if he was showing his mercy (Kirpa) or his anger (Keher) on him by turning him into a person like the King.

Hearing this, the King was amazed. He thought that Nihal Singh would be glad to accept the Guru’s offer to turn him into a King, but Nihal Singh was not happy to be a King like him. Then the Guru explained to the King. He said, “O King, you thought Nihal Singh to be an ordinary man, but he is nothing ordinary. He is a devout Sikh who has a lots of Sewa and Simran behind him and he is in the blissful state of being one with the Almighty. When I asked you that should I turn you into a person like Nihal Singh, what I meant was spiritually. But O King, you only saw Nihal Singh’s outer appearance and though you also wanted to achieve the blissful state but you could not recognize that Nihal Singh was in that state and you thought that I am going to turn you into a peasant. On the other hand, Nihal Singh when was offered to be turned into a King got scared that he will lose his Sewa and Simran by becoming a King as he might get pride in his head, thus he declined to become a King and leave his state of blissfulness because once you reach that state, nothing entices you any more. The king felt real sorry for judging Nihal Singh just by what he looked and asked Guru jee for his forgiveness.

Bhul Chukh Maaf

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh

duh..i remember u...sowwie havent been on much..got finals and regents...umm yea im going for the Binghampton Samagam...u kno me never liek to miss a samagam...n wutz ur excuse for nt goin this tyme mister? cuz it cant be drivin with me cuz theres other ppl who r drivin...n actualli im not tht crazy..mayb juz a lil..so i guess ur going ryte?

-- Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company.

-- How does the single woman get rid of roaches?

She asks them for a commitment.

-- Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

-- What did God say after creating man?

I can do better.

-- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because they already have boyfriends.

-- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Who knows? Did it ever happen??

-- How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes

-- Why is it good that there are women astronauts?

So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions

-- Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown. . .

Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?

-- Why did the man cross the road?

Who knows why the hell men do anything?

-- How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "Instruction Manual."

-- Men are like....Animals

Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.

-- Men are like.....Lava lamps.

Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

-- Men are like.....Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion

-- When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why.

-- If a man had a thought in his head, it would get lonely!

-- Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men a woman

-- If God had wanted men to be perfect, he'd have given them brains

-- Men of quality respect women's equality.

-- Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.

stop pikin on G bhenji...n btw the women r on top agn...why dont u guyz juz give up ?

ohh well we can make it start agn...come on i kno u hv it in u...lol

-- Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship?

A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.

-- What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

-- Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

-- Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the <admin-profanity filter activated> out of you.

-- Maturity:

Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults.

Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

i believe the women are winning agn....hehehe

ohh this is war noww....

-- Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads?

When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, "I don't know."

When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, "Ohhhhhh."

-- What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need........

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need

-- Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

-- What is the difference between garbage and men?

Garbage gets thrown out and stays out!

-- Why are men like strawberries?

Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they do most are rotten.

-- What do UFO's and caring men have in common?

You keep hearing about them but never see any for yourself.

-- How do you confuse a man?

You don't have to - they're born that way

-- What are the three types of men?

The handsome, the caring and the majority

-- What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?

One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself. The other is a chimpanzee.

-- How do we know men invented maps?

Who else would make an inch into a mile?

-- What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

-- When does a man develop a brain?

The day he gets married.

-- Why did the man sell his water skis?

He couldn't find a lake on a hill.

-- What do you call a caring, considerate and gifted man?

A Myth.

-- Why did God Create man first?

1. Practice makes perfect.

2. There's a frist draft with anything.

3. To see what needed to be fixed and then make the proper changes.

4. First is the worst.........Second is the best!

5. To be funny

-- Woman: "I got a set of golf clubs for my husband"

Friend: "GREAT trade!"

i think thts enough for the day...MUHAHAHA

hey i never knew this was styll going....i left it like at 200 pages...*amazed*

30 facts about Men

1. Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it's never used.

2. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss.

3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first? The woman, the man would get lost.

5. How are men like commercials? You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds.

6. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.

7. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

8. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.

9. What did God say after creating man? I can do better.

10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? a) No mind. b) No business.

11. What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.

12. If men got pregnant .... Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.

14. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.

15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.

16. How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."

17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife? Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"

19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.

20. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.

21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

22. Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

23. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.

27. Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract.

28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

30. What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.