Heera Singh

Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!! Sangat jee, my brother Lives in Montreal and goes to McGill University. He is head of the Sikh Students association there. This is their first year of operation. He was talkin to me about having a baisakhi celebration at the university close to the end of march (they don't know the exact date).. I was wondering what sort of thing should/could they do as part of the celebration... thingz that would also attract people from other faiths as well... there's gonna be the normal gatka and speaches n stuff.. but what else could you guyz suggest...??? He also requested that singhs and singhnia from outside to attend this event as there aren't that many Gursikhs (that he knows of) in the montreal area. If anybody knows any peepz in mtl, please let me know and let them know of this event. This event is going to be a combination of both McGill Uni. and Concordia Uni. Students (both in the downtown mtl area) So if anybody has any suggestions or would like to do seva/participate in this event, please let me know. Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh.!!

Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!! WOW..!! I am very surprised that he didn't do nethin after the father hit his sister and his mom... that shows a lot of self-control..... personally if that was my dad hitting my momz and/or my sister... i woulda knocked him out... i do NOT stand for ne of that abuse crap... these dayz indian men think they can do whatever they want... simran DOES help... but i don't understand why HE apologized to his dad? what did he do wrong? that just makes the dad think he's right for what he did... well regardless... some serious talking has to be done... and the dad should know he was WRONG for what he did... i don't care what nebody says... hitting your wife or ur daughter.. wow.. way WAY crossing the line... i don't think i woulda had the self control to not strike back... .... vaheguru.. vaheguru... vaheguru.......... Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!!

But then Heera Singh remembered that Inder Bhenji had mirch in her bag, so he took some out, and placed it before the penguins... curious as to what this was... the penguins opened the gate and walked towards the mirch.. they looked at it.. then smelled it.. then looked at eachother.. after a minute of nothing, they began to eat the mirch... all of a sudden they started yelling and running in circles.... their mouths were buring so they all ran the opposite way towards the pond.. this left the way open for them to enter through the gates and be on their way....

REFUND (HAHA.. GET IT.. A QUARTER BACK... REFUND.... HA.... HA... :wub: )

JELLO.....

They all ran towards the pond.. getting closer and closer they began to feel relieved... as they were almost at the pond, a huge billy goat stood infront of themm...... "who dares invade my land?" he grunted... "sorry mr. billy goat, Inder Bhenji's pronthay were way too spicy, we need some water because our mouth's are on fire" said smartsingh.... the billy goat pondered for a second... then looked up and said "you may only crosss if you answer these 3 quetsions correctly... ".. they looked at eachother and decided they had no other choice "okay" they all agreed... "okay.. Question 1 _________".....

E-MAIL... HEHHEE.. :wub:

Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!! As much as I dislike the U.S. and George Bush.. I personally would have to side with him on goin after countries such as Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran (which sum1 said he is soon to go after)...his reasons for goin after those countries don't really make sense.. but if u think about it he's actually doin a good thing.. and remember.. i's not ONLY the U.S. .. i's Britain and even now Canada as well... other countries are also in the mix...but yah the U.S. plays a LARGE majority... the people who lead those middle-eastern countries and the people who put fear into their citizens (i.e. taliban) deserve what they are getting.. (my personal opinion)... i don't care how 'wrong' you think bush and the allies are by attacking those countries but bottom line, i's their OWN people that are killin them... not the U.S. .. even though there weren't any WMD, does that really matter?... saddam hussein and his associates MURDERED countless number of people and TORCHERED countless more... now those people who have been cought are gettin off easy... personally .. i see it i like this.. they saddam torchered others.. so torcher him... what goes around comes around 10 times harder... treat others how u like to be treated... and i'm not being racist or nothing but those middle-eastern/arabic/islamic countries are all messed up, in the sense they have NO respect for human rights, they NO respect for women.. and they have NO respect for HUMAN LIFE... I back George Bush for goin into the middle east to 'put demcoracy' into those countries.. some people argue why go in their and change their way of life?... we ll.. their way of life is KILLING and TORCHERING.. (and i'm jes speakin bout the leaders, and terrorists, not the actual normal citizens).. but that being said... even the NORMAL MALE citizens aren't too diff.. they treat their women as slaves and treat em like shyt.. as Sikhs, we are supposed to fight oppression... and tha's what the Allies are doing (indirectly).... we should be supporting the U.S. for something like this.. now i know not everythin that they do is right.. but if u look at the big picture.. i would personally think i's a good thing.. but tha's jes my point of view... what bout everybody else..?? Getae, i am curious as to what u have to say to this.... Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!!

MONEY

(__________ had been eating the Mirch ....................... ) Inder Bhenji had been eating the Mirch..... but when they looked closer.. she wasn't eating it.. she was picking the mirch and puttin it in her bag... they approached to ask her why she was doing this.. she said that she needed the mirch for her pronthay's... then they all nodded with approval and started helping her pick the mirch.. after about 10 mins they continued on their way on their way ... about an hour later theydecided to stop off... they found a spot and made a fire... luckily Inder Bhenji alwayz comes prepared... she brought out a mini 'tava' out of her bag and began to make pronthay, as they were all very hungry... however, while they were eating japmans _________......

(.... hahahahaha... i've never been so popular in my whole life..!!!! u guyz are reallin makin me feel special.. hahahah.. :wub: )

Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!! HAPPY BARDAY.... :wub: VAHEGURU JEE KA KHALSA, VAHEGURU JEE KEE FATEH..!!

Heera Singh suddenly woke up in the Side Hall at the gurdwara and realized it was all just a dream... He walked into the Darbar hall, where japmans was doing kirtan.... Heera Singh was upset at himself because he wanted to play tabla.. he got up to see who was playin, and it was none other then _______....

grandparents....

DEAD

Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!! I read that book.. i's an amazing book... great experience.. but VERY long... worth the time though... I would recommend that book to anybody.... Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!!

Little did she know this was jes a scam he pulled.. the second she left the room, he toggled to the next screen where his game was on pause... he laughed a little evil lauff and continued his quest to beat the game of Halo 2... as he continued to play, japmans, Heera Singh, and Inder bhenji _______....

(and shouted....) "WHO'S YOUR DADDY???"

Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!! what does it matter what she did b4... and whats it to you 'what happened now'... and how does it affect YOUR sikhi if she still wants to? that was about the most stupidest response i've heard.. .honestly... who are u to judge?? PAST actions are PAST actions.. tha's between her and Guru Jee... wow that's incredible.. you should be focusing more on what YOU do rather what people USED to or want to do... dang man, that was totally uncalled for... shoot...i think u need to apologize for that... Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!!

Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!! Getae, bro, i'm glad to hear that ur not here to cause any beef or nothing... i's good to get a broad perspective of thingz, and i think i's better that u came out n said it now rather then people gettin <Edited> off at you in the future... but yeh.. like i said b4.. no offence was intended, hope u didn't take it the wrong way.. and about caste..... bottom line, caste is jes SOCIAL STATUS... and if we believe that everybody is equal, then that goes against sikhi (and probably many other religions as well)... like people have said earlier, people tend to mix PUNJABI CULTURE and the SIKH RELIGION together... the fact of the matter is, probably about 90%+ of punjabi culture contradicts the beliefs of the Sikh Religion.. and yeh i think we've all heard people say the phrase "jatt sikh" or "ramgharia sikh" or something.. tha's bout the schtupidest thing i've ever heard... the diff .... in punjabi culture you can be a jatt or ramgharian... in the Sikh religion, u are a Sikh plain and simple.. it's either one or the other, in this sort of situation, there's no half way point... anywhoo, tha's jes my view of it... Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!!

went to get it.. they got it, but then they realized that it was a fake diamond.. so they thought long and hard about this journey... and they had a discussion.. then out of nowhere... a spirit appeared.. the spirit said 'you have all been wasting your time to look for this diamond, you all need to look deeper.. the diamond you are looking for is already with you'... everybody was puzzled... then the spirit began to speak again 'the diamond has been with you all along... it was Heera Singh (hence the name HEERA)' ... then the spirit quickly disappeared.. everybody looked at Heera Singh with a smile.. they now realized that Heera Singh is the treasure they had all been looking for.. :wub: and with this.. they all said fateh.. and went home to sleep.... THE END... NEXT STORY...!!!

Vaheguru Jee Ka Khalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh..!! hahaha.. Getae... no offence dude.. but ever since u came on this forum, it seems like all u try to do is start conflict and stuff.. I dunno if thats ur INTENTIONS.. i would hope not.. but i'm jes sayin to me and several other people.. thats what it seems like.. don't get me wrong.. i'm not sayin EVERYTHING u post is about conflict, but in my opinion.. most of it is... please correct me if i'm wrong.. bhul chuk maaf.. Vaheguru Jee Ka KHalsa, Vaheguru Jee Kee Fateh....!!

but they didn't fly on a plane... japmans being the powerful minded Gursikh he is, used his Ridhi Sidhi powers to elevate them all and fly them across the desert back to smartsingh's house...when they got back to smartsingh's house.. Inder Bhenji decided to make more pronthay and _____....

HAPPY BARDAY SINGH..!!! AND SERIOUSLY.. NO JOKE.. WHEN IS THE PARTY? I'LL BRING THE CAKE, THE MUSIC, OH AND I'LL GET ONE'A THOSE GURLZ THAT POPS OUTTA THE CAKE TO SING HAPPY BARDAY ... HAHAHAHA.. JKS JKS.. :wub: AND OH.. IF U BUY JAPMANS SOMETHING.. U HAVE TO GET ME SOMETHIN AS WELLL..!! HEHEHE... ENJOY..!!!

while they were on their journey.. Heera Singh noticed a little plastic bag sticking out of japmans pocket... he grabbed it and realized it was acetaminophen (one of those drugs that makes you get diarrhea related symptoms).. he then realized that japmans must've put this in his food to get him back for earlier events.. he then stopped everybody.. brought this up.. and everybody seemed to agree with Heera Singh.. japmans was then scolded by everybody... he admitted to his wrong-doings and apologized prefusely.. Heera Singh being the humble person he is, accepted his apology with a smile.. and they were on their way again.. as they were gettin closer to the island Mehtab Singh ________....