Barjinder Singh

after my 12th, i will have to choose a stream.. so, i m working on it right now ... i have searched some info on "aeronautical egineering" and i m also interested in it.... but, in india, there r not many instituions... there r some really good colleges but for that, we need to clear IIT which i can't even think of... too difficult so, i have to opt for some private colleges who offer this course.. i found some colleges in india for it like http://www.iitmpune.com .. plzz suggest me if it would be alright for me to go for this course.. i have also seen some foreign colleges but that will be too expensive... u know 5-7 lakh tution fee... i can manage that but including hostel fee... it becomes too much for one year... so, plzz suggest me wat to do... i m totally confused...

that sounds like a good idea but i wudnt make a movie on 1984 for obvious reasons... rather we should make a general movie that talks about the issue :nihungsmile: u may call it general but it should have references of events that occur in 80's and it should justify our demand for khalistan

o koi B4ND4 nu eh posts padayo... i m sure after reading the truth about girls,,, he would have to re think about his decision of gettin married...

o yaar, kehde kolon puchda piyan... aa kuriyan nu kuch nahin pata hunda... bas aven hi lagian rehndian ne....

it shows how silly and foolish girls r... they can't even understand that both of these r same jokes with different wordings... may god bless them with some mind... "Rab vi kuriyaan nu nahin samaj sakda tan psychoanalysis ki cheez hai..." :lol: :| :lol:

my friend from usa is coming to india this monday and he has challenged me to have a deabte with him on khalistan... he is totally against khalistan... and also haricut plzz give me some valid points... mostly proving that sant ji were not terrorist and that rights of sikhs r not secure in india... don't write long articles .... just give me briefing.... its not that i don't know about it... just want to make sure that i don't miss anything....

i m back with this new weapon.... defend urself ...bibis One day, while a woman was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The woman started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the woman laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The woman is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The woman giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" :lol: :| :lol:

k, now i have edited my post... so u can enjoy it and laugh at it :lol:

ooops.. sorry for this... actually, i m livin in punjab and thats why my english is not so good... i don't know the meaning of blonde.... i thought it means the same as girls... so, i just copied and pasted this joke here.... i whole heartedly apologise for it.... if possible, moderator may delete that post.... now let me go ad check meaning of blonde.... once again, sorry for this....

sadh sangat ji, for last few days, a thought was striking my mind... now i m sharing it with u.... as u all know, many sikhs still r against sant ji and khalistan... and its not easy to attain khalistan with our own brothers opposing us... so, i think we should try to unite all the sikhs over this issue.... although we have a lot of videos on sant ji but i m thinking to make an animated movie (like rise of khalsa) featuring the events in mid 80's and attack on harmandir sahib and all that.... in this way, we can let the people know the truth and we can present evryhting in better way... i m still not grown enough to work on it but i would like to see other techie gursikhs who have knowledge about animation to work upon it.... i know it includes a lot of money... so, i request all of u to find a group of gursikhs who can work upon it.... and all the sangat should be ready to donate for this noble cause.... all those who really want to help it, plzz reply and tell how much amount can they donate... honestly... no joke... becoz this time, i m really enthusiastic to do something... but more than funds, matters the gursikhs who can do this... plzz tell if u know someone who can do it... we may have a lot of sikh animators but most of them will not agree as they fear from indian govt... plzz reply

wat i feel is that more than knowledge matters its implementation in our daily life... even if monas have more knowledge than us about sikhi... its of no use as they can't implememnt it in their life.....

Q: How do you make a girl laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q: What is the girl doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why don't girls have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. Q: Why do girls work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. Q: How does a girl commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. Q: How do you get a girls eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears. Q: How do you make a girl's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: How do you confuse a girl? A: You don't. They're born that way. Q: How do you confuse a girl? A: You don't. They're born that way. Q: Why couldn't the girl write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what number came first. Q: What do you call a girl with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced. Q: How did the girl try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: How did the girl break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. Q: How did the girl die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her. Q: How did the girl burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries. Q: Why did it take the girl seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".

A girl reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening. "I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

How many sheep do I have? There once was a girl who was very tired of girls jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. "You have 171 sheep," said the girl in triumph. Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?" The girl thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a girl! Now give me back my dog."

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hey.. don't close this topic.. i m enjoying it although girls may not like it as they r losing...haha... keep on posting funny jokes...

conratulations paaji... :TH: wat did u used to talk to her in ur dreams?? be careful... if u can't speak now, then wat will happpen after marriage... :T: wat is our bhabi ji's name?

here is the bouncer... duck if u can... Q: How do you know when a women's about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...." I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..." Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? A: 1.No mind. a: 2.No business. Q: Why do women like intelligent men? A: Opposites attract.

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haha.. once more, u have proved that u rely on internet and websites to prove urself best.... and even on websites, 70% jokes favour men... becoz everyone know we r the best we have already won this war.... now, the only thing u can do is to keep on shouting that u have won... we r simply the best... don't mess with us... :lol: i request all the cool and smart guys to post some more funny jokes against ugly girls.... all the bhenji's... plzz don't mind this... u urself tell me wat other word can i use for u... now u r like that... then wat can i do... :TH: don't give up girls... although u don't have that much talent as guys have.. but even then u can give it a final try...(even if ur defeat is decided)...

jasy ji... good try but not too funny... but don't worry... ohhh.. now don't start crying just because i haven't laughed on it... k.. is it alright? now just stop crying...

what do you say about this one? Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife :Have you brought the grocery? Husband :Bad command or filename. Wife :But I told you in the morning Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort? Wife :What about my new TV? Husband :Variable not found ... Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied... Wife o you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband :Too many parameters ... Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an <banned word filter activated> like you. Husband :Data type mismatch. Wife :You are useless. Husband :It's by Default. Wife :What about your Salary? Husband :File in use ... Try after some time. Wife :What is my value in the family. Husband :Unknown Virus.

hmmm.. i don't say that orkut should be banned.... but i must admit that there r some people who try to harm the religious sentiments.. like there is some pakistani who keep on posting insulting pics of guru ji and sant jarnail singh ji... its really very disheartning .... i can't post the link here as sikh sangat moderators will delete it.. but, the point is that not much can be done with that guys... the only we can do is to ignore them.... :lol: