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Baba Ji, what time do you actually finish? Ehni bearaami? What you gonna do when your farm is up and running? Not gonna be any bhaiye to run it for you lol!

Simran Beta, ah Brahmgyaani di nishaani ah. Lokan nu pichhe launa. Mainu maafi bakhsho je main tuhanu confuse kitta peya. I think after all this peshi business, if anyone actually has to go in the future good luck to them. They may not be able to take it seriously ever again. Lol

You have to go pesh first.

You're awfully hostile today! Did you miss the degh timings?

OMG that was the sound!

Hmmm. I'm starting to doubt Nihang maryada now.....

Nearly, I was close. I thought I could hear Vaheguru simran but it turns out it was @Singh123456777 running towards me with his salotar.

Oh God bro don't tell me even shrooms are parvaan for Nihangs? Is this another one of the Dals myths?

Sangat Ji thank you for all your replies. It turns out I had just been dazzled by Ranj Dhandrianwala's and NKJs theatrics. I was hallucinating. That's what the Sachkhand effect does to you.

LSD usually works.

#baninderjits

Because women are terrible people? I'm joking

VJKK VJKF, Sangat ji, I have a question. I won't lie, I'm quite scared of the answer. I had a dream and I don't believe what happened in my dream was a coincidence. I think God is giving me a sign. Does God give signs? Anyway, so I had a dream or was it a nightmare, I'm not sure what it was but it freaked me out, like big time. In my dream/nightmare I went for peshi. But the messed up part is when I went for peshi in my dream/nightmare, I was there because I had lied when I last when peshi (in my dream/nightmare). My questions are as follows: What does Sikhism say about dreams/nightmares? Are our Gods angry at me for lying at peshi in my peshi dream/nightmare? Do I have to go peshi in real life? Is it a sign from one of our 10 Gods? How will I explain at peshi in real ife that I am pesh there because I had a peshi dream/nightmare in which I was pesh for lying at my previous peshi which was also a (peshi) dream sequence? When and where is the next peshi? Please help me Sangat Ji.

Lolllllllll!!!!!!!!

When you hungry.....

Lolllll!!! That must be the best summary of this discussion! You're gonna get a confused rating now Veere! Can you remove them all please? Thanks.

That is DDT Maryada. They are talking about Hazoor Sahib and Budha Dal bro.

Me and @Singh123456777 are the Salotari Police here. Please report any infractions to us.

Get a grip mate. Ah teri pio di website ah?

ਲੈ...ਸਿਮਰਨ, ਟੱਟੀ ਤਾਂ ਸਾਰੇ ਕਰਦੇ ਐ ਇਹ ਗੰਦਾ ਲਫ਼ਜ਼ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਹੋਇਆ?

The Church has spent your money on goods for the Padhri. Who said dirty words??

Conpeshsion...gerr it?? Haha! Lehhhh main tohhlet paper ki karna?? Mera salotar bilkul saaf ah.

Padhri - Father in Christian terms. Remember your terrible confession, the one you didn't repent for? Shame puttar, shame.

In the Name of Akaal, of Satguru, and of Bhagauti. Gurprasaad. I am available for conpeshsion.