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singh_sandhu

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  1. ^^^^^ joined on my brothers birthday :umm: ^^^^^
  2. lol man dont you know whats rig wid singhni penji?, she's jus told you, itz fmkdjkfsdfkfsndkfjolfjskdnjfhgkjhgnnvbnvckjhvsxhivsdifusodfsdjfgjifdjfjgifdjgosidjgijdojgsiofgosfjgfgojfdogjfdgigofdjgofgojgf0rirffdgmhkhpp[sjsjtgllgvjgpewnjvnofndlknfkffkfknlgjiskaaemnwdjhiofrnkjvoifrmn,novifnsfkfhjfhjfhsdhfjhdfsdal[outrityuvbcvnzxl;idpwrgf Locosis....... GOSH u guyz are soooo slow... lol
  3. What a wonderful achievement it is too! It's great were getting ahead and also allowing others to follow the Sikh path. those of non-Sikh faith will learn about it as you say, and may decide this is the path for them too. Pehla app taan parjaa.... lol tru say.. im too scard 2 get married, let alone becoming a dad...
  4. singh_sandhu

    Hand Reading

    Leh ki kureh vuchara??
  5. singh_sandhu

    Hand Reading

    On second thoughts don't BOTHER coming..... *Does ulti* Yeah, does it tell a homosexual they'll find a nice munda or a lesbian a nice kurey Pakandiya, i wernt really guna cum 2 U..let alone me, Meri juhthee vihnaa javeh....
  6. wicked :D im guna put ma kids in the skool, :umm: :lol:
  7. oye ok ok , now stop terrorising my son ramdev...lol haha jokes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i swear the commitee members need 2 get their act 2gether
  8. singh_sandhu

    Hand Reading

    Mere khol avin, mein taan pair bhi paradan... leh laaa acha, tere kol hon aonga..fehr mera hath pureee chungi turaan. Pair vee parh dayee meh jahnkeh pair nee dhoneh...boh (smell) maaroo ga there val....lol ... Meh dekhoo ga thoo teekh kaynah ki galth...
  9. Think about it. A couple of giannis from India, having nowhere to go, basically in the gurdwara all the time, they get pretty lonely and desperate for some kind of action. It basically overtakes them and then when sunday comes, and they see the girls, the emotions come out, so they look and stare, but regardless, it is all wrong! :umm: Not saying all do it though. Nah not all gyaani's are bad from Indya, I say itz jus nowadays, KALYUG, Back in Glasgow Gurdwara theres been a Gyaani servicing for the past 35 years (or more), such a respectful 1 and dedicated. Itz just the nowadays yunga generation (again maybe not all) but still it shud stop
  10. lol yeh they can't pronounce difficult words. Luckily my mums fluent in english, but my dad isn't so she'll delibrately talk to him in english, and he'll just stare at her! Saying 'Ki paunki jandi engreji vich' lol we pruposely use 2 give ma dad books to read (in eng) and harf the words he pronounced just craked us up, was sooo funny...lol i find aaho really funny, my grandma says it a lot........aaho :umm: lol ma whole fam sayz it...so funny...AHHOOOOOOOOO then if i say ahoo in front ma mum n dad dey be like HANJI NI KEH HUNDA? MOOH TUTAH YA? (cant you say hanji, is your mouth broken)....lol well theres this joke on that ... lol... okay..there was an English man who went to Indya 2 see the Taj Mahal he cum across many sikhs... English man: Excuse me do you know where the Taj Mahal is? Sikh 1: Ahoo, then walked off English man: Excuse me do you know where the Taj Mahal is? Sikh 2: Ahoo, then walked off English man: Excuse me do you know where the Taj Mahal is? Sikh 3: Yes ofcourse you go left, right, keep going straight and you'll see it. English man: Thank God someones told me. All the others I asked just replied Ahoo and walked off why is this?? Sikh 3: Laughed and said, Well the educated people will say yes ofcourse and the uneducated will say Ahoo Englishman: So are you educated?? Sikh 3: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  11. iz a funny n wickd penji ^^^^^^^ PS: meh kudho udhee raat ohna ya???
  12. oh look, my long lost brothers...hehe wickd :umm:
  13. yea, itz getin propa mashed up. I say we need 2 get in khalistan, make strikter rules and sort these idiots out
  14. lol omg im surprisd i din write da lyrik ma mum usualy sayz 2 me.. "JUNIBRASTY (university) DHE VICH JEH KOI KUREE THENOO PASANDH YA, MENOO DAS DAYE, EH NAAH HOVEH OHNAA THOO FIHREE JAAVEE" yea right, lol...omg da amount ov tym i herd that....duz ma hed in now
  15. haha funny..i luv da teletubbies...lol...
  16. welcome sarpanchni_007! we hope you enjoy your stay here! :TH: lol singh_sandhu you should write a book hahhahahahahahah you crack me up sooooooo much :D :umm: haha, me write a book? on what???? haha Aww wel @ least ur dadz ok with B's n C's .. ma dad hates em, he thinks that your only good if u hav A*'s and the highest grade, had 2 sumjhaa ma dad that in A levels theres NOOOOOO A*'s he wud argue wid me, until i made him meet ma panjabi teacher, lol....then he was lyk "AHO MENOO PUTHA YAH< MEH THAH OHDAYEE KAR DHA SEE""" hmmm , yea right....lol
  17. singh_sandhu

    Hand Reading

    itz stupid stuff, but funnily enuff agen i kno quite a few bibiyaan hu are like, babe kohlon hath purohnah ya apaa (we guna get are hands read by some baba)... how can sum ordinary man cum up to u, look @ ur hand and tell ur future? they arent exactly God are they... only Guru Ji knows are future...no one else. There was this pandit jaya in panjab and this lady sed get all our hands read i just stared at her and sed look yeh i dont beliv in this, but they still made me get ma hand out infront of this pakandi...n he goes yea i'll be married @ 22 and have 3 boys and 2 girls...what the hell?????????? :umm: he seemed confused to me. im 23 neither am i married and 3 boys 2 girls???? U MUST BE KIDDING ME Only my True Guru Ji knows that , not sum bald guy wearing yellow chadhur round himself..... Vaheguru
  18. Vaheguru hmm itz in australia i'll cum if n e 1 cuttz me a tikit, hehe
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