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Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.

Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again.

Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.

Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.

Homer: You're selling what, now?

Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.

Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

Apu: He's got me there.

Apu: By the 7 arms of Visnu, I swear it. I am not a Hindu.

Homer: God bless those pagans.

Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!

Apu: Shiva H. Vishnu!

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

There are so many more. The Simpsons genius comedy.

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Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.

Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again.

Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.

Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.

Homer: You're selling what, now?

Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.

Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

Apu: He's got me there.

Apu: By the 7 arms of Visnu, I swear it. I am not a Hindu.

Homer: God bless those pagans.

Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!

Apu: Shiva H. Vishnu!

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

There are so many more. The Simpsons genius comedy.

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