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I was gonna make Dall Roti, but then aunti ji aayi

She said putter don't waste ur time, mai tere lai voti liyai

My mind was all made up, i was gonna be viahyed

I met the kuri in jalandhar, and was over joyed

but my old girl friend turned up, and i run awayed

i told my girl friend "oh baby i juz kiddofyied" (kidding)

she took me by the neck and my face she fried

i said baby i'll become blind, and have no one to guide :'(

she said "dubb ke marr ja" so i committed suicide tongue.gif

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I was gonna make Dall Roti, but then aunti ji aayi

She said putter don't waste ur time, mai tere lai voti liyai

My mind was all made up, i was gonna be viahyed

I met the kuri in jalandhar, and was over joyed

but my old girl friend turned up, and i run awayed

i told my girl friend "oh baby i juz kiddofyied" (kidding)

she took me by the neck and my face she fried

i said baby i'll become blind, and have no one to guide :'(

she said "dubb ke marr ja" so i committed suicide tongue.gif

LOL!! :umm: :umm:

hahaahhah...

man!!!... wow... you guys are brilliant at providing a good laugh tongue.gif

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i told my girl friend "oh baby i juz kiddofyied" (kidding)

she took me by the neck and my face she fried

i said baby i'll become blind, and have no one to guide

she said "dubb ke marr ja" so i committed suicide 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.oh my god you are HILARIOUS. rochak veerjee, i suggest you consider a career switch...you far surpass jim carey and mehrmittal tongue.gif heeeeheeeeeeheeeeee. really good talent you have there. :umm:

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Rochak singh, :@ B Prepared to be sued for the breach of copyright of my song titled "I got Viahyed".

The only possible way out for u is to be my song writing partner and we can split the profit 70:30

70 to me :D

30 to You

"I got Viahyed" Written by Amardeep Singh

:@:@

I was gonna make Dall Roti, but then aunti ji aayi

She said putter don't waste ur time, mai tere lai voti liyai

My mind was all made up, i was gonna be viahyed

I met the kuri in jalandhar, and wasn't over joyed

but my old girl friend turned up, so we run awayed

My Voti caught up with me, and held me by the neck

I said future voti ji, u only want me for my Pay Cheque

She says, Amardeep, ju know really, i love ju :umm:

And if there is nething, u know i wud do it too :@

I said future voti ji, You seem like a nice gyal

if u want to be my voti, can u go make me some dall?

She said Amardeep,

..................................On the 2nd thought , U are not that good lookin

Becos i am marrying u,

.................................. from now on , You will do all da Cookin :umm:

Haye oye, who wud have thought i wud have to do the Hoovering, Cooking and dish washing. Viah karva ke Phass giya mai tongue.gif :

Can't anyone help me, She is turning me into a Butler

She walks around the house, Acting like Hitler

since she came from india, she has been Gorified

If no one here helps me, I am gonna commit suicide :@

If u been shocked by my story,

There is a lesson to be learnd.

Never get married, cos that will be ur END. :nihungsmile:

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oye ki hoya amardeep, come on cheer up yaar

who told u to go and fall into pyaar ?

faaltu da panga, so much bukhaar :umm:

the arrow pain will be through u aar paar ohmy.gif

forget about voti who makes daal roti

concentrate on studies or parents will cut boti boti

get a good job with a salary moti moti

then finding a gal will become a thing chhoti chhoti

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oye Rochak, Teinu ki dassa

meinu nahi patta,, mai rova ke hassa

jado da hoya viah, mera life di hogayi savahh

voti kuch kumm ni kardi, zee tv kadi band ni kardi

mai pakava rotiya, nalle banava chah

jado da hoya viah, meri life di hogayi savah

to someextent , u are to blame

if u weren't so lame, and had found me a mame ( gori )

my life wud not be the same

i could hav been the king of my pind

and everytime she did someting bad

she wud have said sorry mister singh..

Yarr Rochak hajje vi time hega, Help me yarr

Will u get me an illegal hathiyaar

Teri bhabi da, bass hun kamm kar dena

pave phansi hove, pave ummar kaid, mai nahi darna

yarr meinu jail wich tu milan avvi

Sarrri story DALL , ROTI to start hoi si

is lai Thori jehi dall roti jaroor liavi :umm:

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