True Stories Guys

[The Khalsa Fauj]

- Once upon a time, it was dark and rainy night, the Sun was shining bright green, horses, buffalos and other birds were sitting on a tree and singing a song. They were feeling hot so they decided to get cold by flying to the top of a mountain. They left their nests and flew and flew and flew and flew. Then they finally reached a mountain. There were weird creatures on the mountain. These weird creatures had weapons and were yelling really loud. It was the military of United States of America. The creatures were scared now. Military saw the creatures and called white house. Military was told that they are evil people and have weapons of mass destruction. In reality, they did have weapons. Horse, buffaloes and other birds took out their grenades and threw them at the military. The military ran away and never came back. Birds had the mountains and went hunting. They hunted wild animals like crocodiles, whales and sharks. They lived happily after. (End of the greatest poem ever).

- Once upon a time an ant was walking. Ant saw a lion chasing a donkey. Then the ant started chasing the lion. Lion saw the ant chasing him and turned his back on the donkey and started chasing the ant. Donkey pounced on the back of the lion and killed the lion. Ant and donkey had a great lunch.

[smartsingh24]

I thought donkeys were vegi :umm: @ I didn't no an ant had a stomach big enough for a lion and I thought a singh couldn't fall to a J@CK**** :cool: @

[The Khalsa Fauj]

Here are some more:

- Once upon a time a crocodile was flying over the Amazon jungles. It was looking for food. Crocodile saw a great bull shark eating leaves from a pine tree. Crocodile pounced on the shark and killed it. Crocodile was just getting ready to eat the shark that a cat and mouse attacked the crocodile with baseball bats. They beat the crocodile to death and had a great breakfast.

- Once upon a time, a buffalo was swimming under water. It met a cockroach in the water. Cockroach and buffalo made a plan to go hunting for eagles and rabbits. They left the water and went to a gang leader and bought 2 guns and 50 bullets. They didn’t know how to use the weapons so they went to al-qaida camps to learn how to use the weapons. They learned and came back after 2 years. They went to the Rocky Mountains in Toronto and started looking for eagles and rabbits. They killed an eagle which was eating some wild cherries which was fallen the street. They fired bullets but they missed. Al-qaida training was not good enough. The bullets were heard and the weird human creatures came and arrested them and took them away. Cockroach and buffalo were jailed for 5 years with a $50,000 fine.

[BibaKaur]

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