Heera Singh

hahaha that one was hilarious....

hahahahahaha woah woah woah.... who said anything about MY name being the mixx???? le's jes stick to the others.. <_< we wouldn't wanna scare the gurlz away from SS forever hahahahaha

he lives closer to me <_< and i get to take him to sangat every now and then so muahahahahah

k guyz... i got hookups to a local indian newsletter in toronto... jes gimme all the info... a few pics.. and we'll get this together... btw... weren't we tryin to get Daasn Daas veerji married as well? we can have a separate SS wedding section... hahahaha

man jes chill.. nobody sayin u should get banned.... y'alll need to ease up on kumi... let the brotha ask questions ..... tha's what sangat is for.. to help out other sikhs.. and to answer questions that they mite have... this brotha jes has a lot more questions then we do.. hahaha.. <_<

and THEN out of nowhere.. japmans shows up.... but there's a catch... japmans was supposedly a member of BOTH gangs... and everybodys confused... japmans played everybody for a fool... so then he's asked to choose WHICH gang he wants to be apart of... japman contemplates for a minute and says ___________.....

so <admin-profanity filter activated> you all know after the bombing in afghanistan they had to do a whole bunch of construction and re-constructiong...but the U.S. intelligence has discovered that the Taliban have renamed some of their towns to confuse us. These new names include: 1. Wherz-Myroof (Where's my roof) 2. Mykamel-Izded (My camel is dead) 3. Oshit-Disisbad (oh <admin-profanity filter activated> this is bad) 4. Wadde-El-Izgowinon (what the hell is gwannin) 5. Pleez-Ztopdishit (please stop dis <admin-profanity filter activated>) 6. Kizz-Yerass-Gudbi (kiss your <admin-profanity filter activated> goodbye) 7. Ikantstan-Disnomor (I can't stand dis no more) 8. Myturbin-Izburnin (my turbin is burnin) 9. Imma-Dedshmuc (i'm a dead shmuc)

HAHAH i was gonna tell that same joke but with a chinese guy, indian guy and jamaican guy.... but this one would have been funnier 'cause at the end the indian guyz wife goes "saalya, tu apna aap lunch banaya"

bro.. i's the JOKES section... hardly ANYTHING here promotes or has to do with sikhi....

even though they got only 2 out of the 3 correct... the masked man decided he would compromise with them... he said "okay.. i'll let u in on ONE condition.... " ... "whats that " said heera singh... "the condition is that Inder Bhenji make me aalu pronthay with some daee and butter... it has to be nice and warm..." (mmmm.. i'm gettin hungry just writing this)... Heera Singh contemplated for a second how this masked man knew who Inder Bhenji was......... he came to the conclustion that _____________

(if you guyz are wondering, i'm at work and i'm bored outta my mind.. AND these are from thingz that people forward me... and yes i DO have a life.. hehehe..) HUSBAND/WIFE JOKES.... #1. Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... whether you're here or not." #2. Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last" #3. Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" #4. A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." #5. A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

(okay this joke isn't gonna be 100% accurate 'cause i forgot most of it.. i heard it back in like grade 4 or something)... so there's 3 guyz on a boat.... and canadian guy... jamaican guy.. and a chinese guy... the chinese guy takes a bag of rice and says "we have too much of this in our country" and throws it over the boat... the jamaican guy takes a box of beef pattie's and says "we have too much of this in our country" and throws it over the boat .. the canadian guy looks around... and ponders for a second... he think picks up the chinese guy and says "we have too much of this in our country" and throws him over the boat... hehehehe... <_< :wub:

haha for those of you who know me know about my slang :TH: heheheh ... i think i's just a lot harder for us to understand because most of us are from north america... and most of the slang down here is the same.. that slang seems like i's from the UK... and i know UK slang is very diff from north american..i think one of the only person that would understand my street talk on this forum is Gurpreet Singh hehehehe.. Kumi bro... don't feel put down or nethin bout what was said above... i guessi's jes harder for people outside the UK to understand that slang... but i's all good... Dun Wurry Bredgerin... me nah kare nuttin bout'chu use dat slang bwoi... hahahah... right gurpreet singh? <_<

I AGREE... for the most part anywayz... him proven as not guilty still causes ruckus... people attackin their property... and if he was said to be guilty.. there would be madddd protests or what not goin on by the Sikh community... it seems like a lose/lose situation.... unless they can prove sum1 else did it..

(actually.. the answer to question 3 was wrong... hahahaha.. i learned that question YEARS ago.. i think it was grade 3 or 4... madd harddd to get.... The answer.... half of FIVE....the word FIVE... if u take half of the letters u can make 4 in ROMAN NUMBERS... i.e. IV = 4.... get it? got it? GOOD...!! <_< :wub: )

a VERY big step in the right direction... hopefully everything works out for the best.... Vaheguruuuuuuuuuuuuuu Jee Ka Khalsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Vaheguruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Jee Keeeee Fatehhhhhhhhhhh..!!!

where a masked man (whom Heera Singh presumed to be smartsingh) popped up infront of them and said they have to answer three riddles to be aloowed inside, the riddles were as follolws: Question 1... How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? <_< Question 2... How TALL is Japman Singh? :wub: @ Question 3... since when is half of FIVE equal 4?

What do u guyz expect.... its politics... even if Manmohan Singh doesn't personally want to defend Modi he probably 'has' to because of his position and strong influence from his government.... these poloticians only look out for whats best for themselves, they don't care about anybody else.... challo... what can u do..... now what we also have to do is get both the US and CANADA and even the UK to make a public inquiry into what happened in 1984... because we all know india aint gonna do crap... !!

....When all of a sudden.. osama bin laden came from behind george bush and kidnapped him and took him back to afghanistan.... so anywayz.. they went into the house....

..... finally they reached their destination.... 'wait' said Heera Singh.... 'this house looks familiar'.... Heera Singh pondered for a minute... and then his eyes grew... 'OH CRAP....' he said... 'This is Japmans house'..... Heera Singh and the masked man looked at eachother in amazement.... they were both very confused....

FOR THOSE OF U WHO ARE ANGRY/DISAPPOINTED AT THE HOCKEY LOCKOUT..!!! NO HOCKEY T-SHIRTS..!!

FAUJ..!!

if i'm not mistaken.. kurehit is sin.... bujjer kurehit is cardinal sin??? please correct me if i'm wrong..

okay guyz.. no need to start ruckus.... 'cause tha's exactly where it's going.. NO PERSONAL ATTACKS PLEASEE..!!

so after all the confusion... Heera Singh decided he would head this case and investigate....