Jump to content

Jasy

Members
  • Content Count

    560
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Jasy

  1. duh..i remember u...sowwie havent been on much..got finals and regents...umm yea im going for the Binghampton Samagam...u kno me never liek to miss a samagam...n wutz ur excuse for nt goin this tyme mister? cuz it cant be drivin with me cuz theres other ppl who r drivin...n actualli im not tht crazy..mayb juz a lil..so i guess ur going ryte?
  2. -- Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. -- How does the single woman get rid of roaches? She asks them for a commitment. -- Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. -- What did God say after creating man? I can do better. -- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because they already have boyfriends. -- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? Did it ever happen?? -- How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes -- Why i
  3. ohh well we can make it start agn...come on i kno u hv it in u...lol
  4. -- Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship? A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle. -- What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. -- Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. -- Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the <admin-profanity filter activated> out of you. -- Maturity: Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults. Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedg
  5. ohh this is war noww.... -- Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads? When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, "I don't know." When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, "Ohhhhhh." -- What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need........ A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need -- Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital. -- What is the difference between garbage and men? Garbage gets thrown out and stays out! -- Why ar
  6. hey i never knew this was styll going....i left it like at 200 pages...*amazed*
  7. 30 facts about Men 1. Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it's never used. 2. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss. 3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there. 4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first? The woman, the man would get lost. 5. How are men like commercials? You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds. 6. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their
  8. Gurfateh ji When I was reading this story or a sort of a joke, I could not stop thinking about our state of mind. Are we not like $50 dollar bill in the Story. EXCUSE ME? A torn and ragged one-dollar bill discovered that it was about to be retired from circulation. As it slowly moved along the conveyor belt to the shredder, it became acquainted and struck up a conversation with a fifty-dollar bill that was meeting the same fate. The fifty began reminiscing about its travels all over the country. Life has been good," the fifty exclaimed. "Why, I've been to Las Vegas, thefinest res
  9. great read....thank you for sharing..
  10. one of the best blogs ive seenn...to be honest havent seen much...lol...buh its great!!
  11. Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh A rich man came to see Baba Ravidas Ji and said to him "I am a very busy man, I have so many businesses to look after, so many people to see, I can only come and see you when I am free which isn’t very often, so please just hurry up and bless me with naam!" Baba Ravidas said "Ok, I will see what I can do, but first can you get me some milk?" The rich man thought is that it? Of course I can get you some milk I will bring it next time I come to see you, but I’m not sure when that will be, because I am a very busy man. Baba Ravidas said "No problem, y
  12. i heard this sakhi when i was kid but its styll just as beautiful today...
  13. umm..i dun kno..i tried to pm u n it didnt work so then it said would u like to email it and i clicked yes...umm u wanna pm me ur email addy?only if u wantt

  14. hey..did u get my email?

  15. Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh A young child went to a Gursikh and stated that no matter how hard he tried to keep Gurbani in his heart, he just could not understand or keep it. He stated that his mind was not a bucket, but a strainer, which let everything pass through and did not contain the meaning of Gurbani. The Gursikh said "Let us try an experiment. Here is a strainer, and here is some water. Now pour a bucket of water through the strainer." The child did this and said "See, the water was not contained, it just passed through, my mind is just like this". The Gursikh said
  16. is it the third door... because they wont eat him? lol, aint got a clue,,,,,,, omg i just got it...if they havent eaten in three years then they are not alive...so the one wid the lions in it...hehehe
  17. omg this post is so sweet..wow...i totally agreee wid ju if my mum hadnt pushed me towrds sikhi...then wud be prolly be out rite now..doin sumthin veyr stupid... i guess one thing i would have to be thankful to my parents..ofcourse pushing me towards sikhi but also being there whenevr i was confused or i was havin trouble with anything...i mean my mom learnt french just so that she could help me with my french homework..... Thank God for our parents...He has truly provided us with the most loving and caring people in this world...SHUKAR HAI !!!
  18. huh? u juz confused me bug tymeee...
  19. A blemish upon God I said to God, “Let me love you.” And he replied, “Which part?” “All of you, all of you.” I said. “Dear” God spoke, “You are as a mouse wanting to impregnate a tiger who is not even in heat. It is a feat way beyond your courage and strength. You would run from me if I removed my mask.” I said to God again, “Beloved I need to love you – every aspect, every pore.” And this time God said, “There is a hideous blemish on my body, though it is such an infinitesimal part of my Being- could you kiss that if it were revealed?” “I will try, Lord, I will try.” An
  20. original poster...u shud go for pumaz...rlly comfortable u can walk or run in them all day long...any style ish gud so im not going to post a pic... n anjaan bhenji i had the same problem and teh thing that helped me was evrytime i wud enter a store to buy shoes...i would say to myself that shouldnt i be savin this money to go to samagamz...and i wud juz look at them and waste my time and then leave teh store...it helped...i stopped wastin money on shoes and started attendin more long distance samagamz... hopefully it helped ju both... bhul chukh maaf
  21. Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh I was reading a topic and u were suppose to watch a video for it and sumhow i ended up watching this one...it is so nice...it doesnt just inspire you to get up at Amrit Vela but also to Jap Naam 24/7..very worthwhile!! Bhul Chukh Maaf Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh
  22. ALL THINGS DESIRE All things desire to be like God, and infinite space is a mirror that tries to reflect His body. But it can’t. All that infinite existence can show us of Him is only an atom of God’s being. God stood behind Himself one night and cast a brilliant shadow from which creation came. Even this shadow is such a flame that moths consume their selves in it every second - with their sacred passion to possess beautiful forms. Existence mirrors God the best it can, though how arrogant for any image in that mirror, for any human being, to think they know His will;
  23. Jasy

    Thriller

    omg..tht first one was wow...tht is scary..lol...LMAO !!!!
  24. I Live yet do not Live in Me I live yet do not live in me, am waiting as my life goes by, and die because I do not die. No longer do I live in me, and without God I cannot live; to him or me I cannot give my self, so what can living be? A thousand deaths my agony waiting as my life goes by, dying because I do not die. This life I live alone I view as robbery of life, and so it is a constant death -- with no way out until I live with you. God, hear me, what I say is true: I do not want this life of mine, and die because I do not die. Being so removed from you I say what kind
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Terms of Use