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duh..i remember u...sowwie havent been on much..got finals and regents...umm yea im going for the Binghampton Samagam...u kno me never liek to miss a samagam...n wutz ur excuse for nt goin this tyme mister? cuz it cant be drivin with me cuz theres other ppl who r drivin...n actualli im not tht crazy..mayb juz a lil..so i guess ur going ryte?

-- Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. -- How does the single woman get rid of roaches? She asks them for a commitment. -- Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. -- What did God say after creating man? I can do better. -- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because they already have boyfriends. -- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? Did it ever happen?? -- How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes -- Why is it good that there are women astronauts? So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions -- Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown. . . Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN? -- Why did the man cross the road? Who knows why the hell men do anything? -- How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder to "Instruction Manual." -- Men are like....Animals Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets. -- Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. -- Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion -- When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why. -- If a man had a thought in his head, it would get lonely! -- Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men a woman -- If God had wanted men to be perfect, he'd have given them brains -- Men of quality respect women's equality. -- Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve. stop pikin on G bhenji...n btw the women r on top agn...why dont u guyz juz give up ?

ohh well we can make it start agn...come on i kno u hv it in u...lol

-- Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship? A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle. -- What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. -- Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. -- Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the <admin-profanity filter activated> out of you. -- Maturity: Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults. Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out. i believe the women are winning agn....hehehe

ohh this is war noww.... -- Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads? When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, "I don't know." When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, "Ohhhhhh." -- What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need........ A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need -- Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital. -- What is the difference between garbage and men? Garbage gets thrown out and stays out! -- Why are men like strawberries? Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they do most are rotten. -- What do UFO's and caring men have in common? You keep hearing about them but never see any for yourself. -- How do you confuse a man? You don't have to - they're born that way -- What are the three types of men? The handsome, the caring and the majority -- What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee? One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself. The other is a chimpanzee. -- How do we know men invented maps? Who else would make an inch into a mile? -- What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room. -- When does a man develop a brain? The day he gets married. -- Why did the man sell his water skis? He couldn't find a lake on a hill. -- What do you call a caring, considerate and gifted man? A Myth. -- Why did God Create man first? 1. Practice makes perfect. 2. There's a frist draft with anything. 3. To see what needed to be fixed and then make the proper changes. 4. First is the worst.........Second is the best! 5. To be funny -- Woman: "I got a set of golf clubs for my husband" Friend: "GREAT trade!" i think thts enough for the day...MUHAHAHA

hey i never knew this was styll going....i left it like at 200 pages...*amazed*

30 facts about Men 1. Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it's never used. 2. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss. 3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there. 4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first? The woman, the man would get lost. 5. How are men like commercials? You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds. 6. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini. 7. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. 8. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature. 9. What did God say after creating man? I can do better. 10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? a) No mind. b) No business. 11. What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist. 12. If men got pregnant .... Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows. 13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed. 14. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room. 15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove. 16. How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable." 17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it. 18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife? Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!" 19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children. 20. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. 21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. 22. Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence. 23. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk. 25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him. 27. Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract. 28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time. 29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. 30. What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

Gurfateh ji When I was reading this story or a sort of a joke, I could not stop thinking about our state of mind. Are we not like $50 dollar bill in the Story. EXCUSE ME? A torn and ragged one-dollar bill discovered that it was about to be retired from circulation. As it slowly moved along the conveyor belt to the shredder, it became acquainted and struck up a conversation with a fifty-dollar bill that was meeting the same fate. The fifty began reminiscing about its travels all over the country. Life has been good," the fifty exclaimed. "Why, I've been to Las Vegas, thefinest restaurants in New York, political fund raisers, and just returned from a cruise on the Caribbean." Gee," said the one-dollar bill, "you're fortunate to have been able to visit all those places." So where all have you been in your lifetime, my little friend," says the fifty?" "Well, I've been to ... the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Episcopal Church, the Presbyterian Church, the Church of God, the Lutheran Church, the Catholic Church, the Orthodox Church, the Assembly of God Church, the Brethren In Christ Church, the Quaker Church , the Pentecostal Church, the Charismatic Church, the Mennonite Church, the United Church of Christ, the Church of Christ ..." "Excuse me," says the fifty, "but what's a Church"? Got message mere bhravo! don't you think this is state of our minds today. Excuse me what is a Gurdwara? When we go to places of worship we try to find the lowest denomination to offer to god, knowing fully well that all is provided by God. Bhul Chukh Maaf Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh

great read....thank you for sharing..

one of the best blogs ive seenn...to be honest havent seen much...lol...buh its great!!

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh A rich man came to see Baba Ravidas Ji and said to him "I am a very busy man, I have so many businesses to look after, so many people to see, I can only come and see you when I am free which isn’t very often, so please just hurry up and bless me with naam!" Baba Ravidas said "Ok, I will see what I can do, but first can you get me some milk?" The rich man thought is that it? Of course I can get you some milk I will bring it next time I come to see you, but I’m not sure when that will be, because I am a very busy man. Baba Ravidas said "No problem, you just come back with the milk when you have time." A few weeks later the rich man came back to Baba Ravi Das Ji and he was carrying the biggest, most shiny, clean new bucket filled with beautiful pure milk. Baba Ravidas had a bucket too; it was in the corner of his house. This bucket was very filthy and old; it had not been washed for a while. Baba Ravidas Ji told the rich man to pour the milk in this bucket. The rich man looked at the bucket and said no way, that bucket is really filthy. Baba Ravi Das ji said to the man, "the milk is for me, why are you bothered what you pour it into?" The rich man replied, "I have brought you milk which is expensive, pure and beautiful, and you want me to pour it into a filthy bucket, the milk will be ruined and become like the bucket." Baba Ravi Das Ji said "I don’t care just pour the milk in the bucket" The rich man said no way. Baba Ravi Das Ji said so there’s no way you are going to pour that milk in the bucket? The rich man said no way. Baba Ravi Das ji then said “Well how do you expect me to give you pure beautiful naam, when your mind and body is like my bucket?" Bhul Chukh Maaf Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh

i heard this sakhi when i was kid but its styll just as beautiful today...

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Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh A young child went to a Gursikh and stated that no matter how hard he tried to keep Gurbani in his heart, he just could not understand or keep it. He stated that his mind was not a bucket, but a strainer, which let everything pass through and did not contain the meaning of Gurbani. The Gursikh said "Let us try an experiment. Here is a strainer, and here is some water. Now pour a bucket of water through the strainer." The child did this and said "See, the water was not contained, it just passed through, my mind is just like this". The Gursikh said. "Do it once more", so he did, and still the water passed through the strainer. The Gursikh said. "Do it ten times at least". The child did, and at the end of this experiment, he said " See, water still passes through, no matter how many times , and how many buckets we pass through it" . The Gursikh said "Look carefully at the strainer and see if there is any thing different." The child did, and his eyes were filled with tears, and he said. "Yes, I see the difference now. The grimy dirty strainer is now shiny and bright, like never before." The Gursikh said "My son, this is what Gurbani does for you. It cleans your mind, and even if you do not realize it, it slowly cleanses your mind, and protects you from the five vices. The more you recite Gurbani, your mind will not only become shinier, but become like the bucket itself, which will not only become clean, but hold the meaning of Gurbani in your heart". The child smiled, and felt he had received the best example of the power of Gurbani, ever. Bhul Chukh Maaf Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh

is it the third door... because they wont eat him? lol, aint got a clue,,,,,,, omg i just got it...if they havent eaten in three years then they are not alive...so the one wid the lions in it...hehehe

omg this post is so sweet..wow...i totally agreee wid ju if my mum hadnt pushed me towrds sikhi...then wud be prolly be out rite now..doin sumthin veyr stupid... i guess one thing i would have to be thankful to my parents..ofcourse pushing me towards sikhi but also being there whenevr i was confused or i was havin trouble with anything...i mean my mom learnt french just so that she could help me with my french homework..... Thank God for our parents...He has truly provided us with the most loving and caring people in this world...SHUKAR HAI !!!

huh? u juz confused me bug tymeee...

A blemish upon God I said to God, “Let me love you.” And he replied, “Which part?” “All of you, all of you.” I said. “Dear” God spoke, “You are as a mouse wanting to impregnate a tiger who is not even in heat. It is a feat way beyond your courage and strength. You would run from me if I removed my mask.” I said to God again, “Beloved I need to love you – every aspect, every pore.” And this time God said, “There is a hideous blemish on my body, though it is such an infinitesimal part of my Being- could you kiss that if it were revealed?” “I will try, Lord, I will try.” And then God said, “That blemish is all the hatred and cruelty in this world.” Bhul Chukh Maaf Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh

original poster...u shud go for pumaz...rlly comfortable u can walk or run in them all day long...any style ish gud so im not going to post a pic... n anjaan bhenji i had the same problem and teh thing that helped me was evrytime i wud enter a store to buy shoes...i would say to myself that shouldnt i be savin this money to go to samagamz...and i wud juz look at them and waste my time and then leave teh store...it helped...i stopped wastin money on shoes and started attendin more long distance samagamz... hopefully it helped ju both... bhul chukh maaf

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh I was reading a topic and u were suppose to watch a video for it and sumhow i ended up watching this one...it is so nice...it doesnt just inspire you to get up at Amrit Vela but also to Jap Naam 24/7..very worthwhile!! Bhul Chukh Maaf Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh

ALL THINGS DESIRE All things desire to be like God, and infinite space is a mirror that tries to reflect His body. But it can’t. All that infinite existence can show us of Him is only an atom of God’s being. God stood behind Himself one night and cast a brilliant shadow from which creation came. Even this shadow is such a flame that moths consume their selves in it every second - with their sacred passion to possess beautiful forms. Existence mirrors God the best it can, though how arrogant for any image in that mirror, for any human being, to think they know His will; for His will has never been spoken, His voice would ignite the earth’s wings and all upon it. We invent truths about God to protect ourselves from the wolf’s cries we hear and make. All things desire to be like God, all things desire to love. Bhul Chukh Maaf Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh

omg..tht first one was wow...tht is scary..lol...LMAO !!!!

I Live yet do not Live in Me I live yet do not live in me, am waiting as my life goes by, and die because I do not die. No longer do I live in me, and without God I cannot live; to him or me I cannot give my self, so what can living be? A thousand deaths my agony waiting as my life goes by, dying because I do not die. This life I live alone I view as robbery of life, and so it is a constant death -- with no way out until I live with you. God, hear me, what I say is true: I do not want this life of mine, and die because I do not die. Being so removed from you I say what kind of life can I have here but death so ugly and severe and worse than any form of pain? I pity me -- and yet my fate is that I must keep up this lie, and die because I do not die. The fish taken out of the sea is not without a consolation: his dying is of brief duration and ultimately brings relief. Yet what convulsive death can be as bad as my pathetic life? The more I live the more I die. When I begin to feel relief on seeing you in the sacrament, I sink in deeper discontent, deprived of your sweet company. Now everything compels my grief: I want -- yet can't -- see you nearby, and die because I do not die. Although I find my pleasure, Waheguru, in hope of someday seeing you, I see that I can lose you too, which makes my pain doubly severe, and so I live in darkest fear, and hope, wait as life goes by, dying because I do not die. Deliver me from death, my Father God, and give me life; now you have wound a rope about me; harshly bound I ask you to release the cord. See how I die to see you, Lord, and I am shattered where I lie, dying because I do not die. My death will trigger tears in me, and I shall mourn my life: a day annihilated by the way I fail and sin relentlessly. O Waheguru, when will it be that I can say without a lie: I live because I do not die? Bhul Chukh Maaf Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh