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Brain Test

Exercising the brain is as important as exercising the muscles. As we grow

older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you

don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so........Below

is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take

the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or

are still a MENSA candidate.

OK, relax, clear your mind and....... begin.

1.What do you put in a toaster?

The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do

something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to

question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the

next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat.

It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more

appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed

to question three.

3.If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from

blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is

made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer : Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", What

the heck are you still doing here reading these questions????? Dang.....

If you said "glass", then go on to question four.

4.Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.

Germany at that time was politically divided into West Germany and East

Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot,

realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decided on a

crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine failed before he had

time and the plane crashed smack in the middle of "no man's land" between

East Germany and West Germany. Where did they bury the survivors - East

Germany or West Germany?

Answer: You don't bury survivors!!!. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a

real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. If

you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then

how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one

degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are

obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.

Everyone else proceed to the final question..

6.Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to

Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,

six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people

get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get

on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,

six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU! Read the first line!!!

What You Are is God's Gift to You, What You Become is Your Gift To Him!!!

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''Answer: You don't bury survivors!!!. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a

real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash''

You're one funny person, with a good way of dissin people without hurting them!

Must be some kind of weird talent eh?!

Well...I'm impressed with myself. Not to mention SHOCKED!!! I love doing brain teasers...Has any1 got any more?

I've got one, but I don't know if any1 has ever seen or heard it b4:-

iF A MONKEY LAYS AN EGG ON TOP OF A HILL, AND THE WIND IS BLOWING IN THE RIGHT, WHICH WAY WOULD THE EGG FALL (BEARING IN MIND THAT THE HILL IS ROUND AND PRETTY TALL)?

hOW CAN SPACE SHIPS GO INTO SPACE WHEN THERE ISN'T ANY OXYGEN IN SPACE???????? U NEED OXYGEN TO SUSTAIN THE FIRE!!!!!! Scientists just lose it every minute...only they don't know what a minute is!

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