Jokes and Fun

[Greater-Punjab]

There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still unsatisfied. Finally, they consulted their family priest.

“My children,” the priest began, “The Lord will listen to your prayers, and I am sure that you will be blessed with children shortly. In fact, I am planning an extended stay in Rome, and while I’m visiting the Vatican, I will light a candle for you.”

“Thank you, Father, thank you!” said the couple.

Before leaving, the priest turned and said, “I am sure everything will work out just fine for you. My stay in Rome will be for quite some time—15 years. But when I return, I will be sure to pay you a visit.”

And so, 15 years came and went, and the priest returned to the States.

While resting on his porch one mid-summer morning, he remembered the promise of paying a visit that he had made 15 years ago. So he made his way to their home, and upon arriving at the residence of the couple who’d sought his council years earlier, he rang the doorbell.

Sounds of crying and screaming children filled the air! Overjoyed by the thought that their prayers had been answered, he entered the house. More than a DOZEN children filled the house from top to bottom! In the midst of all the chaos, stood the wife.

“My dear,” the priest said, “your prayers have been answered! And where is your husband? I wish to congratulate him too on your miracle!”

“He just left for Rome,” she said in a very desperate tone.

“Rome? Why did he go to Rome?” asked the priest.

“To blow out that candle you lit!”

[Guest Bass Singh]

VJKK VJKF

PRITAM SINGH JI is gonna make people go mad with that pic!looool!

VJKK VJKF!

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[Greater-Punjab]

good one

[Navi]

[Guest Papi]

saw it the day it happened.. i was in india at the time.

pretty pathetic.

[Lionchild]

hahaha

i was litterely leaning back and laughing!!!

[raj001]

hahaha.....keep looking....theres some1nz face hiding in there!!!....there is a real face in there but you gotta find it....n btw its mentally developed u see things moving ...n wen u find the face its scarey!!!

[king singh]

hahaha.....keep looking....theres some1nz face hiding in there!!!....there is a real face in there but you gotta find it....n btw its mentally developed u see things moving ...n wen u find the face its scarey!!!

i can c it its at the bottom!!!

its a bold guy!!!!!

[Dilkhush Singh Kohli]

An old tale, but one that deserves re-telling.

A friend recently uncovered half a dozen bottles of Irish Whiskey that had been lying for 20 years in the basement of a house he had bought.

A quick test told him the brew was slightly “off”, but only slightly.

His wife however insisted that he get rid of the whole lot down the sink.

This is how he remembers what happened:

“Reluctantly, I pulled out the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink – with the exception of one glass which I drank.

I extracted the cork from the second bottle and poured that out too – except for one glass which I drank.

I drew the cork from the third bottle and poured the contents down the sink – again with the exception of one glass which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank on sink of it and poured the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, and then corked the sink with the glass and drank the pour.

When everything had been emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, and counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks, which came to 29.

As the house came by again I made a recount. I finally had all the houses in one bottle which I drank.

I am not under the alcofluence of incohol as some thinkle might peep. I am not half so funk as you might drink. But I doo fool so feelish I don’t know who is me, and the drinker I stand the longer I get.

[Dilkhush Singh Kohli]

A drunk man desides to go ice fishing. He drills a hole in the ice, but before he can start a voice from above says, "There are`nt any fish in that hole"

He then proceeds to drill another hole an once again a voice from above says, "There are`nt any fish in that hole" The guy looks up an asks "Is this God talking?" The voice answers, "No, it`s the owner of the ice skating rink"