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I once got in a fight with Karate Black belt. He showed me a few of his tricks to scare me off. I gave him a big slap on his ear and he started crying like a baby! LOL!

Kinng was because the astrologist as per numerology advised to change King to Kinng, to add one more N to ward of evil! lol The movie has broken previous box office records for the past ten years. It earned over Rs 18 crore in just two days. And has earned over Rs 58 crore till Monday morning.

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The whole theory of karma was invented by Brahmins to subdue the lower castes so that they do not revolt and accept their low life fate as fruit of their past lives. In Sikhi Karma is subject to grace of Guru (Guru Granth Sahib). By coming under sharan of Guruji we realise that we are not inferior or superior but childeren of God, as were Buddha, Ram, Muhammed, jesus etc. And this world is real (i.e why kirt karo, naam japo, wand chakko) and we should wash away all dirt of ignorance from our heart and mind and attain God with naam.

Bollywood actor Akshay Kumar says his romantic comedy Singh is Kinng is for his grandparents. "It is an entertaining film and I have made it for my grandmother and my grandfather. The film is about positive attitude - that is the USP of the film. I am eager to take them to watch the film," Akshay told the media here Thursday. -------- Review Khalid Mohamed , Hindustan Times August 08, 2008 First Published: 22:08 IST(8/8/2008) Cast: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Om Puri Rating: ** Direction: Anees Bazmee Cluck cluck. He has this yen for a hen. And so for an entire reel, Happy Singh chases a murghi around those Punjab mustard fields. Hen flies, someone mentions butter chicken, Happy runs after hen again, breaks a TV set and demolishes everything in sight, particularly your patience. Surely, it has to improve after this. It doesn’t. Because director Anees Bazmee’s butter chicken gives those mustard field people badhazmee. Anon, they’re all making faces at Singh is Kinng, banishing Happy to Australia or wherever they’re offering air discounts now-a-daze. In the company of Om Puri (surely the thespian’s most challenging role yet), Happy lands up in Egypt — don’t even ask how — to make the locals unhappy. Frankly, you’re not even looking for logic-‘n’-sense because for such good old virtues of entertainment are equated with ‘intellectualism’(will some nerd even explain what it means?). Sigh, you’re just looking for ‘time-pass’ but this isn’t worth your car fuel or cola-corn double whammy. It’s just bilge. Contemptuous of audience taste, the screenplay is heavily cadged from Frank Capra’s Pocketful of Miracles (already done by Raj Khosla as Teri Maang Sitaron Se Bhar Doon and to a degree, sampled in Lage Raho Munnabhai). There’s also quite a lot of Jackie Chan’s Mr Canton and Lady Rose here. Viva DVD guys. Now shhhh, you’re not supposed to bring up such piffling matters. Cinema’s all about making BIG bucks. Just get a star worth mega-crores, a director who’s scored a recent boundary or two, location shoot in the Gold Coast for cool subsidies, go far out with the publicity. And what do you know? You’ve got an initial audience. Unless your luck is really as bad as Tashan, it’s a win-win situation. Say cheese. Hmm, never mind. Let’s get back to Yappy Happy (Akshay Kumar). Okay, so he’s on the coast, hungry for a toast, which is given to him by an NRI-kind of Tarla Dalal (Kirron Kher). Grateful for the rest of his life, Happy tells a gang of crooks to behave like boy scouts and help her in a pinch. Flinch. Arrives Toast Mommy’s daughter (Katrina Kaif) and her filthy rich fiancé (Ranvir Shorey looking anything but). Quite dottily, Mommy must be made out to be super-rich, too. And so the goons gurgle like babies. If this mess wasn’t enough, there’s more. Happy’s brother or cousin or both (Sonu Sood, wasted) is a dreadful don who is paralysed. His fingers move all over the place though like bhindis. He’s a vegetable on a wheelchair. Despair. The second-half is especially bewildering. It has at least two more movies going on, one about a goon who discovers that he has a daughter (so?). And another about Javed Jaffery who breaks into dance as if he were the son of Basanti from Sholay. JJ also has a duplicate with silver hair, perhaps to save on the expenses of hiring another actor. Really now. If there’s a storyline here, it’s kept an international secret. Technically, the result could belong to the days of Jeetendra in the 1970s, what with the editing wipes and the harshly lit photography. Oddly, Pritam’s music sounds better in the promos. And the dialogue is of the ‘Kaan kholke sun lo’ type (is there any other way actually?). Of the cast, Neha Dhupia keeps grinning (even in the sad scenes) while performing one of those gangster moll acts. Akshay Kumar does his regular mechanical number — stunts, comedy, repressed romance — with no surprises. Katrina Kaif, as a classic bimbette, doesn’t even have to speak too much Hindi. Mercifully. All seen and survived, beneath the hype there's an empty heart here.

Hail Mc-leod, who is Guru Ghantaal.

Veer Harinder you had a vision or something?

Why would Guru sahib teach us something that goes against 'hukam' and propagates 'tantra'? He said Bhana Manno then went ahead and wrote something to bypass that Bhana? :3: Tansen is said to have make it rain with his songs and his teacher Baiju Bawra brought tigers and deers from jungles into Royal court with his style of singing. Are we putting Guru Sahib at the level of Baiju Bawra and Tansen? :pray:

Don't live under any illusions. Anyone who thinks his Kesh are going to be an obstruction in his sport or any other achievement IS A BIG TIME LOSER!

yes, convert looks a wrong word. Which word to use ? Enlighten.

And post the main points in PDF document too. I am not a fan of audio tapes.

Pyare Veer harinder just don't let her touching your feet go into your head. And make sure she does not touch.....Aww WGKK WGKF

If you think they will target your 'joora' you can tie a pony tail or something like that. There are many ways to fix your hair. Ok. I am not ranting but i was a major sports player in my school, and so were many other GURSIKHS. I never thought of cutting my hair and nor i did. My seniors always set an example . They all had jooras, most of them, and i have played at National level. My hair have never, even for a moment caused any problems. The girl i went out with in school, she was the hottest in school and it was me she dated, a full sikhi saroop guy, and not some looser clean shaven <banned word filter activated>. Before playing i removed my 'kara' so that others don't get hurt. But i did not get rid of it for my game. Dude you can be what ever you want to be. But if you think you will Not progress in life or girls or glamour because of your hair, YOU ARE DAMN WRONG. AND A LOOSER. YOU NEED AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR SHORTCOMINGS. AND YOU CHOSE YOUR HAIR.

Where to buy Bana in India please?

The dude does not see himself as a Sikh. Also you are not doing a favour to Guru by sporting Kesh. Also he has made up his mind to cut his hair. All he wants to know is that should he care about what others will think? Nobody gives a damn about you mate! Do what you want. Just don't bother others with your looser thoughts.

You can judge and say whatever you want. Your judgement is as irrelevent as must be your actions. You can go to hell! Or better still take a dip in Ganga mata at Haridwar.

It might become just that due to your efforts. It is because of people like you that people in west associate sikhs with muslims. If they are thugs what are you? Sant Sipahi? What have you done for society to judge others? Anyways what about hindus in U.S who complained against love guru? are they not taliban? And what about the vanar sena of hindus in jammu? What are they?

Yeah! me too. Also aren't Sants supposed to show the way to the ignorant and lead by example. A number of them cheap videos have been shot at my Uni. campus. I wanted to tear them to pieces, but Alas! Democracy stood in my way!

The contigent of Indian players who participated in opening ceremony of Beijing Olympics have appalled both media and cloth designers back home. Their dress code was pure dehati style..the men were wearing sherwani and women were a mix of sari and track-suits. They looked as if they were on a fun camp organised on funds of Indian govt. Sania Mirza , the glamorous teen tennis sensation, was dressed in track pants. Back home her dress code esp. her mini skirts have often created controversies. But, alas when the time had come to show her taste for clothing in a society and an event which would have welcomed her look, she chose to wear track suit. The reason being the saris meant for the female players were not delivered to them on time. But, it is improbable that she did not have a replacement plan, as did her collegues. Since the team will be unable to make a mark in any sport event, atleast they could have dressed properly, to depict a nicer picture of India in world media. Maybe, they dressed this way on purpose. Media now will not focus on them and they can hide the shame of their un-performance in coming weeks.

First they should protest against leaders who peddle drugs in Punjab. Amritsar has some big time smugglers, why not protest against them first?

The movie has opened big time. House full. And , for once, ZEE BUSINESS showed a special programme, titled Singh is King, on the chardi kala and contributions of Sikhs across the world. The Hindu anchor was dressed in Sikhi saroop for the show.

i have seen many people claim that 'mere vich devi a gayi hai'. lol. i will ask my friendly neighbour hood atamaa ji about what kind of habitation they prefer. I have a feeling they prefer A.C rooms in summer though! :D

NO. Pret atmaas are everywhere, they might be even next to you looking at your computer. In cementries there are only skeletons or dried bones. I won't do simran at cementry, only because simran should be done with sadh sangat and dead skeletons are not sangat. However if i was in midst of a war and there were thousands of dead bodies lying around me, i will do simran there. life and death two sides of same coin, as you read this post millions of bacteria are dying in your intestine helping you digest your food. pret atmaas don't come near Singhs who wear kara of guru.

I am all alone on this board at this moment. There is only one member browsing the forum, ME. I feel lonely without sangat here, so i am going off line. It is 0800 hrs friday morning in my location. The weather is beautiful ouside and it has just stopped raining. How is it at your place?

Kirt Karo Naam Japo Vand Chakko