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Wht Do U Call A Punjabi Person That Builds Houses?


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erm i dont get both those jokes!!!

what do u call a punjabi woman speaking fast?

Tej Kaur.

what do you call a smelly punjabi woman?

Poo-aa

What do you call a fat punjabi guy?

Mukhan

What do you call a punjabi breakdancer?

Dan Singh

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What do u call a Punjabi with one hair?

IKBAL!

What do u call a Singh with one leg?

BALAN SINGH

A small little story that I have to share with the sangat...

It was some years ago and there was a rainsabaaee keertan in South Shields (Nr Newcastle) after the rainsabaaee some of the singhs and singhniaan decided to enter the charity fun run, which was approx 8miles.

So they set off, donned in full bana and shouting jakaray, the singhs began to speed up and eventually puffed themselves out.

They managed to finish the race and in amazment the local news reporter came up to one singh in particular, dressed in a blue bana, dumala, shastars etc etc... as the reporter approached he asked the singh..."So are you relaxing?"

The singh looked up and said "No, Im not relaxing, Im ROOP SINGH!"

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