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Hello every1!!!!!!!

For my end of year presentation I am planning on giving out small handouts based around jokes or funny stories . So far I've only got about 3 jokes, and would really appreciate it if any1 cud help pleaseeeee... New made up jokes are welcomed.

I'll start off with this one...

Ques:- What do you call a sikh guy on his toe?

Ans:- Balan-Singh...

Funny...? :lol:

4RR

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Hello every1!!!!!!!

For my end of year presentation I am planning on giving out small handouts based around jokes or funny stories . So far I've only got about 3 jokes, and would really appreciate it if any1 cud help pleaseeeee... New made up jokes are welcomed.

I'll start off with this one...

Ques:- What do you call a sikh guy on his toe?

Ans:- Balan-Singh...

Funny...? :lol:

4RR

Lets just put it this way- dont give up your day job :TH:

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lol i thort th above was funnyyy!!!! hahaha :lol: BALAN-SINGH loooollll hahaha

*she composes herself*

-wa was the name of the punjabi electrician??? (or it goes summin like tha lol...damn i killed it now!!)

....

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TARA SINGH!!! :@

-what was his wifes name?

......

BIJLEE!!!

-what was his son's name??

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ASHOK!

hahaha

another 1}

what did the sengh say 2 the orange???

"oi...main thera shell ladhanaa" :wub:

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THE POPE AND THE SIKH!!!

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community. If the

Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won, the Sikhs would leave.

The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged man named Santa Singh to represent them. Santa Singh asked for one addition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Santa Singh & the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Santa Singh looked back at him and raised one finger.

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Santa Singh pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Santa Singh pulled out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said "I give up! This man is too good. The Sikhs can stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what had happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins.He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around Santa Singh. "What happened?" they asked. "Well," said Santa Singh, "First he said to me that the Sikhs had three days to get out of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Sikhs. I pointed down to let him know that wewere staying right here in this land."

Yes, yes and then???" asked the crowd.

I don't know", said Santa Singh, "He took out his lunch and I took out mine."

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Hello every1!!!!!!!

For my end of year presentation I am planning on giving out small handouts based around jokes or funny stories . So far I've only got about 3 jokes, and would really appreciate it if any1 cud help pleaseeeee... New made up jokes are welcomed.

I'll start off with this one...

Ques:- What do you call a sikh guy on his toe?

Ans:- Balan-Singh...

Funny...? :lol:

4RR

grin.gif hmmmmm i don't get it

i thought balan was the stuff they use in india to make a fire???

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THE POPE AND THE SIKH!!!

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community. If the

Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won, the Sikhs would leave.

The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged man named Santa Singh to represent them. Santa Singh asked for one addition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Santa Singh & the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Santa Singh looked back at him and raised one finger.

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Santa Singh pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Santa Singh pulled out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said "I give up! This man is too good. The Sikhs can stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what had happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins.He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around Santa Singh. "What happened?" they asked. "Well," said Santa Singh, "First he said to me that the Sikhs had three days to get out of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Sikhs. I pointed down to let him know that wewere staying right here in this land."

Yes, yes and then???" asked the crowd.

I don't know", said Santa Singh, "He took out his lunch and I took out mine."

novtej veerji....omg!!!! :lol: LOL.gifLOL.gifLOL.gifLOL.gifLOL.gifLOL.gifLOL.gifLOL.gifLOL.gifLOL.gif

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