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Funny Puns From Desi Languages.


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Q: What did the lonely banana say?

>A: I'm a"kela".

>Q: What did the green peas say?

>A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.

>Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?

>A: "Aaloo?"

>Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?

>A: In the Gobi desert.

>Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?

>A: Why do "phools" fall in love?

>Q: What did the fat car say?

>A: I`m a "mota"car.

>Q: What did the confused egg say?

>A: I don't "unda"-stand.

>Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?

>A: "Jhinga" Bells.

>Q: What did the half eaten naan say?

>A: I wish I was "puri".

>Q: What did the lonely potato sing?

>A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

>Q: What langua! ge do carrots speak?

>A: Gajar-ati.

>Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?

>A: Ik-bal.

>Dis ij da funkiest...

> Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it

would move?

>A: Pizza - "HUT"

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