I Am So ....!

[Mehtab Singh]

hahaah!! Seems like you have some experience in that area, ehhhh, Mehtab?!!

Ofcourse! I was a torture specialist at Guantanamo Bay. It was me who taught English to the prisoners. Unfortunately, before I used the microwave therapy, all they knew was "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!"

[Guest peacemaker]

hahaah!! Seems like you have some experience in that area, ehhhh, Mehtab?!!

Ofcourse! I was a torture specialist at Guantanamo Bay. It was me who taught English to the prisoners. Unfortunately, before I used the microwave therapy, all they knew was "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!"

ROFLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

P.S Sher left! I guess he doesn't want to be the highest poster of the day. That honor is going to ME and me alone!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[bhen_bhago_di]

sherrr veer ji is still number 1 !!! ...ur 5 behind shanti bhajii

im ranked 4th woohooooo ...and mehtab bhajii ur 3rd!!! zoop zoop!!

[Guest peacemaker]

sherrr veer ji is still number 1 !!! ...ur 5 behind shanti bhajii

im ranked 4th woohooooo ...and mehtab bhajii ur 3rd!!! zoop zoop!!

How fitting!! We are the top four members!! Maybe we should form a special club?!!!!!

NOW I'M GOING TO EAT!! FINALLY!! :D

[Mehtab Singh]

:sad:

[Guest peacemaker]

[1978]

aaj hee aaj samo j bithayo nehi kaaj sarayo kash laaj n aaee |sree bhagavanth bhajayo n arae jarr aisae hee ais s bais gavaaee | 21|

The time has elapsed day by day, neither any success has been accomplished nor you are ashamed. O dullard! you did not worship the Supreme Being and in these actions you have wasted your lifespan.(21)

[Mehtab Singh]

aaj hee aaj samo j bithayo nehi kaaj sarayo kash laaj n aaee |sree bhagavanth bhajayo n arae jarr aisae hee ais s bais gavaaee | 21|

The time has elapsed day by day, neither any success has been accomplished nor you are ashamed. O dullard! you did not worship the Supreme Being and in these actions you have wasted your lifespan.(21)

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rwiK lyhu hm qy ibgrI ]

raakh laehu ham thae bigaree ||

Save me! I have disobeyed You.

sIlu Drmu jpu Bgiq n kInI hau AiBmwn tyF pgrI ]1] rhwau ]

seel dhharam jap bhagath n keenee ho abhimaan ttaedt pagaree ||1|| rehaao ||

I have not practiced humility, righteousness or devotional worship; I am proud and egotistical, and I have taken a crooked path. ||1||Pause||

Amr jwin sMcI ieh kwieAw ieh imiQAw kwcI ggrI ]

amar jaan sa(n)chee eih kaaeiaa eih mithhiaa kaachee gagaree ||

Believing this body to be immortal, I pampered it, but it is a fragile and perishable vessel.

ijnih invwij swij hm kIey iqsih ibswir Avr lgrI ]1]

jinehi nivaaj saaj ham keeeae thisehi bisaar avar lagaree ||1||

Forgetting the Lord who formed, fashioned and embellished me, I have become attached to another. ||1||

sMiDk qoih swD nhI khIAau srin pry qumrI pgrI ]

sa(n)dhhik thohi saadhh nehee keheeao saran parae thumaree pagaree ||

I am Your thief; I cannot be called holy. I have fallen at Your feet, seeking Your Sanctuary.

kih kbIr ieh ibnqI sunIAhu mq Gwlhu jm kI KbrI ]2]6]

kehi kabeer eih binathee suneeahu math ghaalahu jam kee khabaree ||2||6||

Says Kabeer, please listen to this prayer of mine, O Lord; please do not send me sommons of the Messenger of Death. ||2||6||

ijau jwnhu iqau rwKu hir pRB qyirAw ]

jio jaanahu thio raakh har prabh thaeriaa ||

Save me, any way You can; O Lord God, I am Yours.

kyqy gnau AsMK Avgx myirAw ]

kaethae gano asa(n)kh avagan maeriaa ||

My demerits are uncountable; how many of them should I count?

AsMK Avgx Kqy Pyry inqpRiq sd BUlIAY ]

asa(n)kh avagan khathae faerae nithaprath sadh bhooleeai ||

The sins and crimes I committed are countless; day by day, I continually make mistakes.

moh mgn ibkrwl mwieAw qau pRswdI GUlIAY ]

moh magan bikaraal maaeiaa tho prasaadhee ghooleeai ||

I am intoxicated by emotional attachment to Maya, the treacherous one; by Your Grace alone can I be saved.

lUk krq ibkwr ibKVy pRB nyr hU qy nyirAw ]

look karath bikaar bikharrae prabh naer hoo thae naeriaa ||

Secretly, I commit hideous sins of corruption, even though God is the nearest of the near.

ibnvMiq nwnk dieAw Dwrhu kwiF Bvjl PyirAw ]1]

binava(n)th naanak dhaeiaa dhhaarahu kaadt bhavajal faeriaa ||1||

Prays Nanak, shower me with Your Mercy, Lord, and lift me up, out of the whirlpool of the terrifying world-ocean. ||1||

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[1978]

now we can all jus add gurbani quotes and learn

GUROOO GUROO

[Mehtab Singh]

Since the title of this thread is "i am so", here goes...

hm mYly qum aUjl krqy hm inrgun qU dwqw ]

ham mailae thum oojal karathae ham niragun thoo dhaathaa ||

We are filthy, and You are immaculate, O Creator Lord; we are worthless, and You are the Great Giver.

hm mUrK qum cqur isAwxy qU srb klw kw igAwqw ]1]

ham moorakh thum chathur siaanae thoo sarab kalaa kaa giaathaa ||1||

We are fools, and You are wise and all-knowing. You are the knower of all things. ||1||

mwDo hm AYsy qU AYsw ]

maadhho ham aisae thoo aisaa ||

O Lord, this is what we are, and this is what You are.

hm pwpI qum pwp KMfn nIko Twkur dysw ] rhwau ]

ham paapee thum paap kha(n)ddan neeko t(h)aakur dhaesaa || rehaao ||

We are sinners, and You are the Destroyer of sins. Your abode is so beautiful, O Lord and Master. ||Pause||

qum sB swjy swij invwjy jIau ipMfu dy pRwnw ]

thum sabh saajae saaj nivaajae jeeo pi(n)dd dhae praanaa ||

You fashion all, and having fashioned them, You bless them. You bestow upon them soul, body and the breath of life.

inrgunIAwry gunu nhI koeI qum dwnu dyhu imhrvwnw ]2]

niraguneeaarae gun nehee koee thum dhaan dhaehu miharavaanaa ||2||

We are worthless - we have no virtue at all; please, bless us with Your gift, O Merciful Lordand Master. ||2||

qum krhu Blw hm Blo n jwnh qum sdw sdw dieAwlw ]

thum karahu bhalaa ham bhalo n jaaneh thum sadhaa sadhaa dhaeiaalaa ||

You do good for us, but we do not see it as good; You are kind and compassionate, forever and ever.

qum suKdweI purK ibDwqy qum rwKhu Apuny bwlw ]3]

thum sukhadhaaee purakh bidhhaathae thum raakhahu apunae baalaa ||3||

You are the Giver of peace, the Primal Lord, the Architect of Destiny; please, save us, Your children! ||3||

qum inDwn Atl suilqwn jIA jMq siB jwcY ]

thum nidhhaan attal sulithaan jeea ja(n)th sabh jaachai ||

You are the treasure, eternal Lord King; all beings and creatures beg of You.

khu nwnk hm iehY hvwlw rwKu sMqn kY pwCY ]4]6]17]

kahu naanak ham eihai havaalaa raakh sa(n)than kai paashhai ||4||6||17||

Says Nanak, such is our condition; please, Lord, keep us on the Path of the Saints. ||4||6||17||