The Pope And The Sikh!

[immortalshaheed]

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy. naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community. If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won the Sikhs would leave.

The sikhs realised they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged man named Santa Singh to represent them. Santa Singh asked for one addition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Santa singh and the pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Santa Singh looked back at him and raised one finger; The pope then waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Santa Singh pointed to the ground where he sat. Lastly, the pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Santa Singh pulled out an apple.

The pope stood up, "i give up" he said loudly. "the man is too good, The sikhs can stay". An hour later the cardinals were all around the pope asking him what had happened. The pope said, "First i held up three fingers to represent the trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one god common to both our religions. Then i waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. he responded by pointing to the ground showing that god was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and the wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could i do?"

Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around Santa Singh. "What happened?" they asked. "Well," said Santa Singh, "First he said to me that the Sikhs had three days to get out of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Sikhs. I let him know that we were staying right here."

"Yes, yes and then?"asked the crowd.

"I don't know", said Santa Singh, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!!!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Anonymous_kaur]

^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Guest peacemaker]

I love a good joke, but you do realize that this is one of those stupid Santa Singh jokes, which has been around on the internet for many years, right? It is meant to make SIKHS look dumb.

[wjkk wjkf]

lol realised...but its still funny cant help it

[Azaad]

hahahahahaha

[AkalPurakhDiFauj]

:LOLz: :LOLz:

[Mutheeaa]

LOL :lol:

[guptveer1469]

old joke :rolleyes:

agree its funny... But that santa banta jokes really work on my nerves!

[nanosecond]

Its funny but its makes Sikhs look dumb................

[immortalshaheed]

I love a good joke, but you do realize that this is one of those stupid Santa Singh jokes, which has been around on the internet for many years, right? It is meant to make SIKHS look dumb.

No i didnt realise that, i read it on the back of the sikh messenger (summer 03) and thought it was funny, :lol: :lol:

perhaps we should spread it all over the internet and replace the "sikhs" with "anyone who thinks sikhs are unintelligent", and we should change "santa singh" to rahul patel. lol