Indian bolee...

[Guest G.Kaur]

Q. What did the lonely banana say?

A. I'm a"kela".

Q.What did the green peas say?

A. Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.

Q. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?

A. "Aaloo?"

Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out?

A. In the Gobi desert.

Q. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?

A. B(h)ooths

Q. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?

A. Angoora

Q. What is a vegetables favourite love song?

A. Love me tinda.

Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?

A. Why do phools fall in love?

Q. What did the fat car say?

A. I'm a mota car.

Q. What did the confused egg say?

A. I don't unda-stand.

Q. Where do earrings go on holiday?

A. Bali.

Q. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?

A. Jhinga Bells.

Q. What did the half eaten naan say?

A. I wish I was puri.

Q. What did the lonely potato sing?

A. "Aaloo ! lonesome tonight?"

Q. What language do carrots speak?

A. Gajar-ati.

Q. What do you call a bald poet?

A. Ik-bal.

Q. What did the first pizza slice say the other pizza slice so it would move?

A.Pizza - "HUT"!!

[nirgun]

ahhh some of those were funny i started laughing

Q. What did the lonely banana say?

A. I'm a"kela".

awww

[Singhnee]

hahahaha :umm: funny stuff it does sound funny sometimes when u try tanslating english to punjabi