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JSS feels left out because he is not the centre of attention,

He's getting so fed up that its causing a lot of tension,

He feels the only way to get into the mix is to make false accusations,

But thats just because he has to release, maybe he's in constipation?

the truth is JSS is a very lonely and depressed child,

even noonespecial wouldn't give him a chance to get wild,

He looks for ways sprend rumors about others,

yet he doesn't realize that we're all just brothers.

Now please JSS, if u need some help, please don't hesitate to call,

If you're REALLY that lonely, we'll take u to the mall,

And if you are very lucky, we mite even find you a wife,

This will definately help, 'cause God knows u have no life..!!

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disses and misses, shoot i think i missed the fun,

sorry japman i said i'd have ur back but i had to run

so nows whos the brother bad mouthing veerji here

he don wanna mess with us unless in his eye he wants a tear

i know this threat comes a bit late since we've moved on now

to jss and finding a him a wife, how do we start this task, how?

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common japman singh, don't be like that, we're helping out a veer,

and when everything is all said and done, we'll all go eat some kheer,

as hairy and gorilla'sh JSS veerji seems to be,

u should know that in Sikhi, we believe in equality,

so i say we all join on this mission to find JSS a life-mate,

although i'm afraid when he gets married, he'll dramatically increase the population rate...!! :umm: wink2.gif

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ok.. well im sure we can get the bride + groom to negotiate,

The bride wil say safe, as long as JSS puts roti on the sarbloh plate

Imagine the weddin day..

JSS standin out in a bana with long healthy Dhari

And his "vifey" bein a beautiful Amritdhari

You see, its Guru ji's Blessin..

An trust me im not messin..

well im only guessin...

BUT Tell u the Truth.. I forgot wha i was sayin...!

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hey what happened here?

where did everbody go?

did the wedding spread fear?

everyone decide to lay low?

gurpreet with the beats?

funny statements by jas?

japman with the treats?

i feel like listening to some jazz..... :umm: @

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