king singh

Student to teacher: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" Teacher to student: "Of course not, why do you ask?" Student to teacher: "Good, because I didn't do my homework!"

Wear the flag in form of turban and unfold it once you are in. :devil:

I don't think they allow flags in, well I wasn't allowed when I went lords...

Number one was 'Apocalypse now'. It's on channel 4 right now :devil:

I already posted this

Maninder Singh, the former Indian left-arm spinner, is being questioned by the Delhi police in connection with the alleged possession of cocaine. The narcotics branch of the Delhi police brought in Maninder for questioning after allegedly finding approximately 1.5 grammes of cocaine in his residence, an offence under the Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances Act. The police were said to be following a man, believed to be a Nigerian national, who was allegedly selling Maninder the drugs. The amount allegedly found in Singh's residence is less than a "commercial quantity" and puts any possible case in the category of possession of a banned substance for personal use, thereby increasing his chances of being granted bail if arrested. Maninder, who played 35 Tests for India between 1982 and 1993, surged into prominence when only 17 years old. His prodigious talent prompted comparisons to Bishan Bedi, but consistency was to elude Maninder. He enjoyed tremendous success on India's tour of England in 1986, and then picked up a bagful of wickets against Pakistan and Sri Lanka at home, but soon after the wheels came off. Maninder had problems with discipline, lost the loop and control that were his strengths and was dropped from the team. He attempted more than one comeback but met with limited success. Since retiring from cricket Maninder has been involved with the game as a coach in Delhi, where he lives, and as a television commentator. While Maninder is often remembered as a cricketer who promised much and lost his way, the one thing that he is most famous for was being the last Indian victim - given out lbw to Greg Matthews by umpire Vikram Raju - in the tied Test against Australia at Chennai in 1986-87. Chetan Chauhan, the former India opener and Maninder's Delhi team-mate, told Indian news channel Aaj Tak: "I am completely surprised. I have played with him for Delhi, for two or three seasons. I had no inkling of any previous instances involving him. I can't believe this. " Cricinfo Discuss.

Chain saw? Plastic knives?

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari. The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped." The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

yeh I just hate it, did you know that more than 50% of queen mary uni students are muslim! It's been on the news too...

Happy birthday

I'm sure he wont be like that for long :TH:

YEH there was a singh, if I was there and had a gun with one bullet, i wud shoot the "singh" rather than one of the hindus!

So a sikh cannot become a stockbroker? A stockbroker invests on behalf of his clients, so it's not the stockbrokers money; Is it still allowed?

Why celebrate the fact that you are getting closer to death?

If you want to go to a dr prepare to have his finger stuck in your anus, that's how they examine and check if you have haemorrhoids.

-Increasing your fibre intake to 20-30g a day. High fibre foods include fruit, vegetables and cereals. Add some bulking agents such as wheat bran to your diet. These will help make your stools soft and easy to pass. Make sure you increase your fluid intake as well. Try taking some laxatives to help the muscles of the bowel to constrict. These should only be used as a temporary measure. See your doctor if you feel you have to take them for longer than two weeks. Try to get more exercise by going for a daily walk or run, for example. Use ointment, suppositories or painkillers to relieve a painful anus. I read somewhere that stools can become hard n dry if u drink too much water, somehting about it being absorbed by the large intestine...

Alcahol is alcahol, just because it doesn't have the intoxicating effects doesn't mean it's not an intoxicant.

To find kirtan.

This badal guy should get shot, why doesn't he just become a naamdhari?

I thought he was a paki, I still think he is.

Eagle.

what are you now a Musla? Ever heard of humility?

Why not?