Difference Between Work And Prison

[chahat]

In Prison:

You spend your time in an 8×10 cell

At Work:

You spend your time in an 6×8 cubicle

In Prison:

You get three free meals a day

At Work:

You get one break for a meal you pay for

In Prison:

A guard locks and unlocks all doors for you

At Work:

You carry a security card, you unlock the doors

In Prison:

You get to watch TV and play games

At Work:

You get fired for watching TV and playing games

In Prison:

You get your own toilet

At Work:

You have to share

In Prison:

Family and friends are allowed to visit

At Work:

You’re not allowed to speak to family or friends

In Prison:

Expenses are paid by taxpayers and work is not required

At Work:

You pay to go to work and you get to deduct expenses

on your taxes to pay for prisoners

In Prison:

You look through the bars, hoping to get out

At Work:

You want to get out so you can go inside the bars

In Prison:

The wardens who are often called sadistic

At Work:

The wardens are called managers

----------

- Chahat

[Guest Papi]

its funny cause its tru

so i reckon you would rather spend time in jail then at work ya?

[_(JI)_]

LOL!! yh tru!! but at least you get to go home after work! lol

[Khalsa_Girl_1]

and most important......

in a prison...

you have more time to pray

...and less worry

...and less family

...and less friends

your ONLY companion in your eyes

...would be GURU

which is the way it SHOULD be. :umm:

[Guest Papi]

dont be so sure about that. theres a lot stuff that happens in prisons will shock you.......

[Singh With Dunalli]

It seems prison life is better. :umm: Plus, to add on what Khalsa_Girl_1 said you also have more time to workout, do pushups all day in your cell. :lol:

[Guest Papi]

but still who wants to live in a place where u poop n sleep in the same room

ewwwwww

[Guest peacemaker]

but still who wants to live in a place where u poop n sleep in the same room

ewwwwww

What's the difference? Don't you live in a place like that now, anyway? You still on visa, right?

[Guest peacemaker]

but still who wants to live in a place where u poop n sleep in the same room

ewwwwww

Yo, I REALLY Didn't need to visualize that.

[Khalsa_Girl_1]

It seems prison life is better. :umm: Plus, to add on what Khalsa_Girl_1 said you also have more time to workout, do pushups all day in your cell. :lol:

sounds wicked to me....

though i get enoguh from GATKA :D

lol