Conversation With God

[Medallion Stallion]

GUY

Nice one bro. Wicked. Cheers!

GOD

Sikhs cannot drink.

GUY

Huh? Who said that? Must have been outside.

Hey mate you got a light?

GOD

Sikhs cannot smoke.

GUY

Wot? I'm hearing voices. I need a sniff.

GOD

Sikhs cannot do drugs!

GUY

Huh! What do you mean no drink, no smoke, no drugs. Who are you anyway? Cliff Richard?

GOD

One more chance, then it's reincarnation for you.

GUY

You're gonna recycle me?

I must be dreamin. Yeah it's a dream innit.

Hey Sunita, come here babe. I need some lovin'.

GOD

AND NO ADULTERY!

GUY

Argh...

[B4ND4]

Someone like me would think god only speaks whn one does wrong stuff.

ps: how did u come up woth the name "Sunita"

[Medallion Stallion]

i found it somewhere along time ago like in 2004 lol and thought i should post it

[singh2k]

what point is this convo trying to prove, sounds like sikhs can't do anything besides praying

[gurmeetjodhey]

what point is this convo trying to prove, sounds like sikhs can't do anything besides praying

INFACT SIKHS THESE DAYS CANT DO PRAY !!!

I MEAN MOST OF SIKHS

I MEAN LIKE ME

BUT STOP !!!

THE CONVERSATION IS BETWEEN GOD AND ANY "ONE" GUY

WHY SHOULD WE TAKE HIM AS A SIKH GUY ?

RELAX - IGNORE MY FIRST THREE LINES :wub:

[Ikonkar Kaur]

i got this in an email forward... thought it was interesting...

LETTER FROM GOD

As you got up this morning, I watched you, and hoped you would talk to me,en if it was just a few words, asking my opinion or thanking me for something good that happened in your life yesterday. But I noticed you were too busy, trying to find the right outfit to wear.

When you ran around the house getting ready, I knew there would be a few minutes for you to stop and say hello, but you were to busy. At one point you had to wait fifteen minutes with nothing to do except sit in a chair. Then I saw you spring to your feet. I thought you wanted to talk to me but you ran to the phone and called a friend to get the latest gossip instead. I watched patiently all day long. With all our activities I guess you were too busy to say anything to me.

I noticed that before lunch you looked around, maybe you felt embarrassed to talk to me,that is why you didn't bow your head. You glanced three or four tables over and yo u noticed some of your friends talking to me briefly before they ate, but you didn't.

That's okay. There is still more time left, and I hope that you will talk to me yet.

You went home and it seems as if you had lots of things to do. After a few of them were done, you turned on the TV. I don't know if you like TV or not, just about anything goes there and you spend a lot of time each day in front of it not thinking about anything, just enjoying the show. I waited patiently again as you watched the TV and ate your meal, but again you didn't talk to me.

Bedtime I guess you felt too tired. After you said goodnight to your family you plopped into bed and fell asleep in no time. That's okay because you may not realize that I am always there for you.. I've got patience, more than you will ever know. I even want to teach you how to be patient with others as well.

I love you so much that I wait everyday for a nod, prayer or thought, or a thankful part of your heart. It is hard to have a one-sided conversation. Well, you are getting up once again. Once again I will wait, with nothing but love for you. Hoping that today you will give me some time.

Have a nice day!

Your friend,

GOD

"You see, in the final analysis, it is all between you and God, it is never between you and others..."

[guess who]

i got this in an email forward... thought it was interesting...

LETTER FROM GOD

As you got up this morning, I watched you, and hoped you would talk to me,en if it was just a few words, asking my opinion or thanking me for something good that happened in your life yesterday. But I noticed you were too busy, trying to find the right outfit to wear.

When you ran around the house getting ready, I knew there would be a few minutes for you to stop and say hello, but you were to busy. At one point you had to wait fifteen minutes with nothing to do except sit in a chair. Then I saw you spring to your feet. I thought you wanted to talk to me but you ran to the phone and called a friend to get the latest gossip instead. I watched patiently all day long. With all our activities I guess you were too busy to say anything to me.

I noticed that before lunch you looked around, maybe you felt embarrassed to talk to me,that is why you didn't bow your head. You glanced three or four tables over and yo u noticed some of your friends talking to me briefly before they ate, but you didn't.

That's okay. There is still more time left, and I hope that you will talk to me yet.

You went home and it seems as if you had lots of things to do. After a few of them were done, you turned on the TV. I don't know if you like TV or not, just about anything goes there and you spend a lot of time each day in front of it not thinking about anything, just enjoying the show. I waited patiently again as you watched the TV and ate your meal, but again you didn't talk to me.

Bedtime I guess you felt too tired. After you said goodnight to your family you plopped into bed and fell asleep in no time. That's okay because you may not realize that I am always there for you.. I've got patience, more than you will ever know. I even want to teach you how to be patient with others as well.

I love you so much that I wait everyday for a nod, prayer or thought, or a thankful part of your heart. It is hard to have a one-sided conversation. Well, you are getting up once again. Once again I will wait, with nothing but love for you. Hoping that today you will give me some time.

Have a nice day!

Your friend,

GOD

"You see, in the final analysis, it is all between you and God, it is never between you and others..."

thanks for sharing!! :TH: