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Why Punjabis are Bad Terrorists

Author: hahah

Date:  09-28-04 13:43

Although not quite Sikh related, it does explain why the post 1984 movement flopped so badly (honest! it really does!):

WHY PUNJABIS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS

1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.

3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons

down.

6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before

doing it.

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.

http://www.tapoban.org/phorum/read.ppa?f=1...i=18771&t=18771

Haha! that makes sense...i thought it was funny.

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My impression of how would Punjabis hijack a plane? (this is meant to be a joke...do not try this...not only will u be arrested and face heavy punishment, but will make a joke out of urself and ur community...and note...i said Punjabis...not any religion)

One of the guys (lets call him Bittu) would get up and start yelling..."oyeeeee tuhadddeeeee oyeeeeee...baithhay rao chupp karke...aha dekheya (shows something in his hand)...enu bamm kende bamm (i.e bomb)...phook ke rakh dunga sab nu samjhay...aithey hi khillar jana saareya ne!!!!

Other one (lets call him Lalli) comes...so that Bittu doesn't take all the glory

oyeeeeeee...eh kalla nahi haiga...mai we aa...shaddna nai kisi nu we...bai jaao chupp chaap...!!!!! (takes something outta his pocket)...mere kol we haiga bamm!!!

Bittu : oye Lalli...Pamma kithay aa?

Lalli : Pamma driver nu kuttda!

Bittu : driver?

Lalli : oh ki kende onu...aha jahaaj nu khichda jehda

Bittu : oh...pailat (i.e pilot)

Lalli : aaho ohi khota

And then a scary and fierce looking guy comes...seems to be the ringleader of the gang. Lets call him Shera.

Bittu : boss!

Lalli : boss

an>!

Shera : aithey sab theek hai?

Bittu/Lalli : hanji boss!

Shera : saare passengers de passport leh laye?

Bittu/Lalli : hanji boss!

Shera : kisi kol koi hathyaar te nahi?

Bittu : nahi boss!

Lalli : ikk bibi kol bellna si...oh asi kanphiskate (confiscate) kar leya

Shera : shabash! changa mai bathroom challaan...tussi aithey take care karo

Bittu/Lalli : hanji boss!

In the cockpit...Pamma is threatening the pilot...to add spice, the pilot is a Punjabi as well

Pamma : oyeeee driver!!!

Pilot : driver nai bhaisaab pilot

Pamma : oye jo we aa...shetti udda jahaaj nu!!

Pilot : bhaisaab tussi jana kithay hai?

Pamma : jana kithay hai? ki matlab jana kithay hai?

Pilot : bhaisaab tussi plane nu hijack kita hai...tuhada koi te maksad houga! kithay laike jana chaunde ho plane nu!

Pamma : hmmmm...gal taan teri theek aa driveraa...eh te mai boss nu puchhna hi bhull gaya ke kithay jana...thair ja mai puchh ke aunna

conclusion...Pamma, Lalli, Bittu and Shera ended up arguing where to land the plane...the plane landed at its appointed destination and none of these 4 were arrested (but u will be if u attempt this) because the people had a blast enjoying them fight!

hope u enjoyed...this has been brought to u by Mehtab entertainment

( is kaaryakram ke prastuttkarta...Mehtab entertainment )

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