Pashabgate: Jerry Singh Bance Pee's In A Coffee Cup

[JagsawSingh]

So, lets recap the short political career of Jerry Singh Bance:

Jerry was born in Jullunder, Punjab and emigrated to England in the 1960's. In England he married his wife in a 'traditional Sikh wedding'. In the 1970's Jerry emigrated to Canada. There, he's had a long and modest career as a self-employed engineering tradesman. A few weeks ago Jerry was chosen as the Tory party candidate for a Toronto ward. A few weeks later, when working in someone's house, Jerry decides to p*ss in the houseowner's coffee cup. Jerry becomes internationaly famous for all the wrong reasons and his political life was over just as it was about to get started. Thus endeth the life story of Jerry Singh Bance.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34179563

[DailyMail]

lol@ pashabgate..........

.....this Jerry is just taking the p*ss

[StarStriker]

OI! Lay off the wee man.

[DailyMail]

If you came looking for pee joke's, then URINE luck

[DailyMail]

Wanna join the conservatives? Fix a leaky sink, and URINE

[DailyMail]

Mr Bance, you know URINE trouble when the CBC use hidden camera's in a sting operation, but nevermind, URINE-vited to join the Liberals.

[DailyMail]

Don't worry, URINE our prayers, Mr Bance.

[JagsawSingh]

When I first read the story I had a tinkling of a notion that Jerry might be in a wee bit of trouble. I imagine this will soon peter out and be water under the bridge as time pisses by.

[StarStriker]

I wonder what poor Mr. Bance's wife must be thinking of all this? SHEEE's in my prayers! Honestly tho, stuff like this really gets me PEE'd off.

I reckon Mr.Bance should be brought infront panj pyare.....in scotland to recieve a good telling off n words of wisdom.....in anotha words, go for a PESH (say that in scottish accent)!

[Guest]

Lol