If India and Britain went to war?

[Guest jigsaw_puzzled_singh]

This thread has good comedic value but I will try and resist taking it there.

If you guys really want this question answered seriously you need to gain a better understanding of the difference between a military power and a military force. India is a military force. A GREAT military force in fact. But the reason it could never defeat it's powerful neighbours is because they are military powers. It wouldn't even be able to defeat them so how could anybody imagine it could defeat Britain ?     The only way it could was if it dropped a nuclear bomb on Britain but they would never do that because that would also destroy Switzerland and without Switzerland there would be no more Bollywood because there would be no more song and dance routines around alpine ski resorts trees in the Alps and without Bollywood the masses in India would awaken from their mind-numbing slumber and realise they are living under an evil right-wing Hinduvta facist dictatorship. We have a lot to thank Switzerland for. Not just Toblerones.

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I personally feel disconnected from India, Like if I hear someone talking sh!t about India  I really don't get offended. It really means nothing to me.