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10. There would be 10 times as many people on the

ship.

9. There has to be a song with a girl wearing a

white dress, singing in the rain.

8. By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad,

sister and brother.

7. It's seven and half-hours long.

6. The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".

5. Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and

Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.

4. The boat would sink, because there are too many

people on it.

3. None of the people would float for long cause

of the saris.

2. They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.

1. Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you

think about it.

AND

Can you imagine how many times we would hear

"Bachaoooo"!!!

PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and

brother will float in the cold water for days and yet

survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of

water

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You forgot one major thing. They will show salman fight a shark and save madhuri's life. Come on now! there has to be something humanly impossible in a hindi movie yaar! :D

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oh my gawwwwwwdddddd this is HILARIOUS. yepp salman will probably be battling the alligators and sharks and what-have-you in polluted waters and once he's out of that he'll still be looking as fresh as ever(polluted waters never get to these stars y'know?? :D ). This impressed madhuri so much she'll fall in love with him AGAINST ALL ODDS tongue.gif and they'll get married and live happily ever after. such a typical bollywood storyline. why cant they think of new things???? :D but anyway that provided a real good laugh. HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA. wubb.gif

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and hahahaha the part where leo paints the nude scene, would instead have madhuri in american western clothing... and he'd draw her in that clothing...

and instead of not knowing each other, they'd love each other at the beginning, but would have to hate each other not too much longer after the movie starts.. but his love for her will be so overpowering that he'll save her in the end... and she'll repay him by choosing to marry him.. the logical choice of course....

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Bilcul vickey singh je, u've hit the nail on its head, hahahha. But i guess u all have missed one important thing which is fairly common in the Hindi movie and that would've been "A joker-like sikh munda, with his jurdee 'top knot' coverd with 'colour ful cloth as if dier would have tried to make world record by putting thousands of colour in a 1 mitre cloth' like this :St: ,dancing rite in the front of the salmaan, tring to catch the audience with his funny gestures.......like this one :D wubb.gif :St: .....isnt???

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA we are indeed developing an interesting plot for the next upcoming bollywood hit dubta hua pyaar....keep it up fellow producers and directors. :D oh honestly..they oughta start a worldwide channel for us to showcase our talents. im sure we'll win hands down for making ppl laugh themselves silly. i know ill be the first one laughing away during the movie premiere. tongue.gif :D ^_^wubb.gif

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oh my god im going to DIE with all this laughing. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHH.

amardeep singh veerjee, you're good with songs...perhaps u can be our songwriter for the movie. :D heheheh good to know our veerjees and bhainjees have such a great sense of humour.

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