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B) Thank ju, Balwinder kaur ji

Ok another scence from the flim,

Salman khan is at the front of the ship and he shouts "I am the King of this Berri ( Boat )"

The camera goes around the entire ship and then u see Salman khan jumping off the ship and diving

into the water....

Song beings....

I am, the king of the berri (Boat)

Listen mister nathu kheri ( Nathu khera means every other person )

Mujh ko pyaar hua hai Very

arre i am the king of this berri ......

2 hazar ki ticket lai thi

kismat mai yeh trip likhi thi

Mai jaoonga America ko

vaha mille gi mujko GORI

I am, the king of this berri

Then a Dolphin apears and Shahrukh khan rides the Dolphin alongside the Titanic

When the song ends, some people are attacking Madhuri and Salman goes and saves her. U know the rest

Lol. OMG man i am at work and supposed to be doing the company website and instead i am writing scences.

Japnams said..

and hahahaha the part where leo paints the nude scene, would instead have madhuri in american western clothing... and he'd draw her in that clothing...

ohmy.gifohmy.gif Ganda, Nanga wala scene Dekhiya tusi, I am telling ur mum man

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Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!

THE TITANIC (HINDI)

Scene 1

Salman Khan is standin at the front of the boat. He shouts out im Queen of de ship.

Scene 2

Salman slipps and falls in the water. A blue whale saves him.

Scene 3

Blue whale leaves him. He gets sucked in the prepelllars and dies.

Scene 4

Then TITANIC sinks. All the people die because of the Indian water bieng POLLUTED.

LOL.

THE END

ohmy.gif :D

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How about this song :

Mai titanic se jaa raha thaa

mai to ladki pata raha thaa

mai to paani mein jaa raha thaa

titanic se ja raha thaa ladki pata raha thaa paani mein ja raha thaa

saali ship doob gayee to mai kya karoo(to the tune of "mai to raste se jaa raha thaa" in coolie # 1) :D

doobte doobte, mere yeh geet yaad rakhna...kabhi alwida na kehna...kabhi alwida na kehna...marrte marrte, bas yu hi tum...bulbulbulbul (sound made when a person is drowning) karte rehna...kabhi alwida na kehna...kabhi alwida na kehna (to the tune of chalte chalte)

mera sallu (salman khan) ghar aayaa oh ram ji

and then we need a sensual song :D , with madhuri dancing in the rain wearing white clothes as vicky said...that would be :

roop tera puraanaa (coz madhuri is old tongue.gif )

pyaar mera pathaana (coz salman is a pathaan)

bhool kahi hum se na ho jaaye

(to the tune of roop tera mastana pyar mera diwana)

u guys forgot the sad song deal...what if they both are locked in their rooms in the ship by their cruel parents? what wud they sing to pass time?

hum pyaar karne waale

titanic mein marrne waale

yaar jalne waalo ko jalaayenge

pyar mein jeeyenge titanic mein marr jaayenge

(from dil : hum pyar karnewaale)

i got other ideas for other movies...there are so many versions of distorted hindi songs

for example, in Tezaab, there was a song : so gaya yeh jahaan, so gaya aasmaan, so gayee hai saari manzilein, so gaya hai rasta...now the new version is : so gaya yeh gadha, so gaya woh gadha, so gayee hai saari murrgiyaan, so gaya hai <admin-profanity filter activated> WOOF WOOF

and in Khoon Bhari Maang : hasste hasste, katt jaaye raste, zindagi yu hi chalti rahe...khishi milay ya gham, badlengey na hum, duniya chaahe badalti rahey...new version : hasste hasste, katt jaaye raste, copiyaan (school notebooks) yu hi rullti rahe, zero milay ya one, badlengey na hum, teacher chaahe badalti rahe.

tujhe dekha to yeh jaana sanam

dam you are such a big bum

ab yaha se kahaan jaaye hum

teri waje se marr jaaye hum

jaadu teri nazar

phir bhi tu itni duffer

tu haan kar

ya na kar

tu hai mayyyyyyyyyyyyyriii kirannnnnnnnn

(if anyone's name is kiran here, plz 4give me tongue.gif )

mehboob mere mehboob mere

teri aankho se mujhe peene de

phatey kapde (torn clothes) mujhe seene de

mujhe mast mahaal mein jeene de

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