Rules from man

[S1ngh]

RULES FROM MEN

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules

from the male side. These are our rules!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it

down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about

you leaving it down.

2. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that

way.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do

not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what

we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,

all comments become null and void after 7 days.

10. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to

act like soap opera guys.

11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways

makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

13. You can either ask us to do something

or tell us how you want it

done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it

yourself.

14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

commercials.

15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,

for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea

what mauve is.

17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

18. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like

nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the

hassle.

19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer

you don't want to hear.

20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...

Really.

21. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to

discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster

trucks.

22. You have enough clothes.

23. You have too many shoes.

24. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

25. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch

tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

--- fwd by my friend!!

[Balait_da_Sher]

RULES FROM MEN

We always ............... like camping.

--- fwd by my friend!!

Have u heard? Vickey's friend who sent this got beaten up by his voti :umm: Poor guy is lying outside his house on the sidewalk.

[S1ngh]

actually it's a singhnee who fwd those rules amar.. hahahahaa..

Future amar and his votiii --->

[japmans]

actually it's a singhnee who fwd those rules amar.. hahahahaa..

Future amar and his votiii ---> <---

yeah, and in that, it's amar who's doing the ironing, and the singhnee who's waiting for her shirt to be ironed :umm:

[Guest SikhForLife]

ahaha

24. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

[me moorakh mugadh]

vwihgurU jI kw Kwlsw!

vwihgurU jI kI &iqh!!

teraa kya hoga kalyaa (kalyaa=vicks :umm: ) i think vicks i have to open all ur account here :umm:

lolzzz

[simran_kaur]

LoLzzzzz..... :umm:

Hilarious!!!..

woooh... oh wow...

[gurkiya_sakhiya]

now...

waheguru...

there is no chance/way that i will not get to watch daaa FREE SHOWSS

oh waheguru ji u is great

vikcy bro..dont u forget these rules aight! they VERY very Very IMPORTANT FOR U.(tryin to hypnotysyz him...u feellll sleeeppy.....vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaryyy sllleeeeeepppyyy...... u should ....aaaalwwwayyyyssssss followwwww theseeeee rulllessss after u get married.....alwayssssss remebemdeeerrrrr theeeseeeee ruuuullleeessss....u areeee aaaa maaaannnnnnnnnnn.....)

lolzzzzzz

oh god im crazkin ma self up here...lolzzzzzz

(can u guys imagin him(since u all have seen his pic) getting BEATS from his singhneee :umm: ...I CAN! )

aahhhhh

what a showww.....

hahahhahahahaha

i think im jus havng too much fun here

but u made me say this bro...he he he

if there is any one else..who follows or thinking bout following those above rules posted by Dr.(married couple)Counselor Vicky singh...(who is very intelligent, and has no problems with his marriage life..)

plz send me ur address and tell me the timings of when u gona go to work, what time u goan come back home...

so it can be easier for me to make my SHOW DAYS SCADUAL...

hahahahahahhhaaha

anyone intrested in watching these shows...they FREE FOR everyone now. i changed my mind..lolzz..i'll get a job!

BUT...yes there is A BUT! >u have to bring pop corns for moa/1 :umm:

[S1ngh]

haha.. :umm: u r fun sis.. !!

[Jkaur]

yupz it wuz sent by a singhnee dats for sure .. hena vicky :umm: