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The following questions and answers were collected from last years standard grade exam results in dundee...These are genuine responses from 16 year olds..

Q: Name the four seasons?

A: Salt, pepper mustard and vinegar.

Q: What is a planet?

A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What guarentees may a mortgage company insist on?

A:If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q: What are steriods?

A: Things for keeping carpet still on stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?

A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?

A: When the farmer does it too the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.(He got an A)....

Q:What is fibula?

A: A small lie.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"?

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?

A: A roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?

A: When you are sick at an airport.

Q: What does the word "Benign" mean?

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

GOD HELP US ALL......

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pang / sukha lol

Bro seems funny at first but they might have a really high crime rate or something affecting education so lets not cuss them man. Everyone has thier good/bad attributes brother.

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u sound like a dude i had a arguemnet with

of course i lost cus he was bout 30 sumut and i was uneducated

buh i had monty wid me nd he kept cussing him was funny.

ill tell u more on this arguement if u wannu know cus it kinda long

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