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10 MSN Commandments

The 10 MSN Commandments. (You can apply this to other IM’s also)

Rule #1

Don’t add Bibian looking to start a relationship or get close. Unless you got a plan, be a man and do the right thing (Don’t add them with future hopes).

Rule #2

Now listen close, because this one really gets ya, don’t add random people trying to make your list grow, because by now you should know, that the bigger your list the more people you got that can potentially screw you. (Don’t add people unless they add you first, is always a good thing to live by).

Rule #3

I think should have been number 1, but if a Bibi says she loves ya, then drop everything and run. Don’t stand still, because that <admin-profanity filter activated> always comes back to haunt you, and that’s just never any fun. A Bibi whose jonzed is as bad as aids, you’re just asking to get screwed over. Keep your kashera on tight boys, this rule you must remember.

Rule #4

Is often overlooked, but if someone’s acting bad, that mans probably shook. Don’t fight, never start internet beefs, block them cowards and give them a time and place that you can meet.

Rule #5

Be weary of strangers. More often then not random people who add you and spend hours talking to you often have other interests in mind, so be smart and pay attention and keep the things you say, in line.

Rule #6

Your msn list isn't protected. Use protection and caution when you let your fingers speak. Last thing you want and need are your convo's being shown to the world, and having the complete internet thinking you’re half of a man with his tail between his legs, chasing after girls.

Rule #7

Be smart with what you say and to whom, copy and pasting isn't hard. Most people can copy and paste faster then they can type.

Rule #8

Is my favourite, I follow this one real close, when mans send you files, never accept unless you know that their safe. Your foes can be disguised as friends, so like Yoda, precaution you must take.

Rule #9

Watch the links that people send. Unless they tell you what their sending, don’t click it. At the very least make sure that they know their sending you a link. Don’t click on it first and ask questions later, because by then it could be too late, for both you and your computer.

Rule #10

Realize that your MSN’s always tapped. If it’s really important and you want to keep conversations private then tell your mans to call you or better yet discuss things when you meet up in person.

Now there are a few other tips that you should always remember such as it’s not wrong to block people. If someone gets annoying block them someone starts jonzing block them, someone says something stupid, block them. This feature is so highly underrated, yet can save you so many head aches.

Now follow these rules, and unlike others you may just be safe. For all you Singhs, if you can’t show your conversation to the panj pyarai without feeling guilty, then that’s a conversation you shouldn’t be having.

Now if you felt like I wasted your time, then you should have been smart enough to stop reading ages ago. If you’re offended by things I may have said, then there’s not much I can do for you.

So till next time,

Keep fit, and have fun..

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Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa. Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh.

umm...the bibian thing just threw me off :lol:

i say "luv ya" to like everyone on my list (unless i dont really a guy...then i dont. but if i know a person well..i say it...and i say it to all girls no matter what)

i find that guys think too much when a girl says "i luv you" honestly...guys just take this kind of thing too seriously and in a negative way.

ive stated "i luv you all" on some posts i made on this site...

so after reading your 10 msn commandments :cool: , im guessing that the guys who read those posts of mine now probably think that im looking for some singh :cool:

most of the other rules are cool though :TH:

anywho...thats all i have to say

LUV YA ALL!!

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peace...

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa. Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh.

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