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Mehtab Singh
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See, how people write leave applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.

The Leave Applications

An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.."

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

another one-- "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.."

A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'.... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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Sought: Two strong, clean youths for sausages.

Wanted: Precast concrete man.

Need: Woman to run up curtains.

Wanted: A room by two gentlemen 30 feet long and 20 feet wide.

Butcher's sign: Try our sausages. None like them.

A tailor's guarantee: If the smallest hole appears after six months' wear, we will make another absolutely free.

Lost: A small pony belonging to a young lady with a silver mane and tail.

Barber's sign: Hair cut while you wait.

Lost: Wallet belonging to a young man made of calf skin.

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