Marriage

[immortal57]

if he tells u it wont be a joke anymore.

are u guys that slow? or jus pullin his leg? lol

im not slow!

jus mentally challneged

[kaur_khalistani_lioness]

awwww im sorry ...hope my prev comment didnt offend u=(

well the thing is the hubby said that he wouldve been "freee" if he was in jail...but since he decided to marry her...now he is in jail forevr!

so basically he is saying that he made a mistake choosing to marry her thn goin to jail.

hope that helps? i know it kinda ruins the joke and someone couldve done better job in explaining thn me=(

good post @G KAUR!

[immortal57]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i get it now!

not that funny tho.......

[Mutheeaa]

eklota happy man above

[OhTwadi]

Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either

you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

And the reply ....

Dear Ex-Wife: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You

look just like a man!" My mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

Marriage is ...

• Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
  
• Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
  
• Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
  
• Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
  
• Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
  
• Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.
  
• Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.
  
• Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license
  
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
  

[Mehtab Singh]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

OH GOD THAT WAS AWESOME !!!

[GABROO KHALISTAN DAH]

hahahaha so funny. hahahahahaha...o snap

[Ramneet Singh]

:cool: that was funny, hmm i guess until we start looking for only one thing in our life partners partners things r gonna b like that, that single thing being complete true love for god haha this topic is makin the idea of settling down so regretfull lol :lol: ,

some hope for those still interested and at the optimum age and sikhi for marriage, Bhai Sahib Bhai Randhir Singh Ji's book Rangle Sajjan has one story in the first chapter about Bhai Ram singh ji and Mata Prem Kaur Ji, that is very touching, im sure there are other examples in past and present but truly perfect marriage life stories are rare

[GABROO KHALISTAN DAH]

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[OhTwadi]

The tiresome jury selection process continued ...

... each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. Don O'Brian was called for his question session.

"Property holder?"

"Yes, I am, Your Honor."

"Married or single?"

"Married for twenty years, Your Honor."

"Formed or expressed an opinion?"

"Not in twenty years, Your Honor."

Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital ...

... and his wife, Sarah, was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."

Flattered, Sarah continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, "You're cute."

What happened to 'beautiful'?" Sarah asked.

"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.