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a fresh female person. "fresh" + "she" = "freshie"

ohmy.gif ki boli jaandah. gandah jiha. dass da teri mummy nu

oh bro, those words remind me of a funny joke, ok, here it is.

one time this girl was in here house and happend to look out the window and seen a nice field of saag. She decided to get some, but didnt want people to say" oh kuri ki karan dhee aah? So she decided to wear a paag over her gutth. So shes got a paag on and a gutth underneath it, both clearly visible. So she goes to get some saag and as she is taking some, a guy is passing by and notices her. He notices the paag and the gutth, and hes like "haain?" so he thinks for a minute and says: "Oeaa ki kari jaandahi jaandha? Thordi jaandahi, putti jaandaha!! Gutthon farrd ke chpardd maaran, paag lath ke ohh jaandaha!!

ps: it would be lot more funny if your heard it in punjabi. hehe

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Yeah you'd fit right in on Orkut :lol:

Phreshie for liafe :lol:

ps: reported you to mods for spreading hate tongue.gif hater :lol:

Oi who said I hate Phreshies?! :D

I love em really espically new ones who are all nervous and dont know how to get on to the bus properly etc :@ awww! Or the first time they taste Pizza and thier bootha lights up! :@ awwwww!

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oh bro, those words remind me of a funny joke, ok, here it is.

one time this girl was in here house and happend to look out the window and seen a nice field of saag. She decided to get some, but didnt want people to say" oh kuri ki karan dhee aah? So she decided to wear a paag over her gutth. So shes got a paag on and a gutth underneath it, both clearly visible. So she goes to get some saag and as she is taking some, a guy is passing by and notices her. He notices the paag and the gutth, and hes like "haain?" so he thinks for a minute and says: "Oeaa ki kari jaandahi jaandha? Thordi jaandahi, putti jaandaha!! Gutthon farrd ke chpardd maaran, paag lath ke ohh jaandaha!!

ps: it would be lot more funny if your heard it in punjabi. hehe

I don't get it!! :lol:

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oh bro, those words remind me of a funny joke, ok, here it is.

one time this girl was in here house and happend to look out the window and seen a nice field of saag. She decided to get some, but didnt want people to say" oh kuri ki karan dhee aah? So she decided to wear a paag over her gutth. So shes got a paag on and a gutth underneath it, both clearly visible. So she goes to get some saag and as she is taking some, a guy is passing by and notices her. He notices the paag and the gutth, and hes like "haain?" so he thinks for a minute and says: "Oeaa ki kari jaandahi jaandha? Thordi jaandahi, putti jaandaha!! Gutthon farrd ke chpardd maaran, paag lath ke ohh jaandaha!!

ps: it would be lot more funny if your heard it in punjabi. hehe

I don't get it!! :lol:

omg, its simple!! you probly wont get it if you dont know pindu talk. Like tehet punjabi people will get it easy....he uses both female and male words in one sentence....

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no one told me which one is better? facebook or myspace or hi5 or orkut ............ i heard orkut is full of phreshies. is it??

I like myspace and facebook Ireally think orkut is stupid and full of freshies and hi5 never tried it and to tell u the truth facebook is the best it rockz

thats because u have more options :awesome :lol:

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oh bro, those words remind me of a funny joke, ok, here it is.

one time this girl was in here house and happend to look out the window and seen a nice field of saag. She decided to get some, but didnt want people to say" oh kuri ki karan dhee aah? So she decided to wear a paag over her gutth. So shes got a paag on and a gutth underneath it, both clearly visible. So she goes to get some saag and as she is taking some, a guy is passing by and notices her. He notices the paag and the gutth, and hes like "haain?" so he thinks for a minute and says: "Oeaa ki kari jaandahi jaandha? Thordi jaandahi, putti jaandaha!! Gutthon farrd ke chpardd maaran, paag lath ke ohh jaandaha!!

ps: it would be lot more funny if your heard it in punjabi. hehe

LOL.gif :awesome respect.gif hilarious

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oh bro, those words remind me of a funny joke, ok, here it is.

one time this girl was in here house and happend to look out the window and seen a nice field of saag. She decided to get some, but didnt want people to say" oh kuri ki karan dhee aah? So she decided to wear a paag over her gutth. So shes got a paag on and a gutth underneath it, both clearly visible. So she goes to get some saag and as she is taking some, a guy is passing by and notices her. He notices the paag and the gutth, and hes like "haain?" so he thinks for a minute and says: "Oeaa ki kari jaandahi jaandha? Thordi jaandahi, putti jaandaha!! Gutthon farrd ke chpardd maaran, paag lath ke ohh jaandaha!!

ps: it would be lot more funny if your heard it in punjabi. hehe

LOL.gif :awesome respect.gif hilarious

finally somebody got it...

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