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Umm.. i am missing kebabs made at our local afghani restaurant .. yummyyyyyyyyyyy

ps: singh khalsa ji i dont hate vegetarians i just don't talk to em gha-fus khanne tongue.gif

haha manu pata 22ji tusi v saday vangu gha fuss nu hi tarka la k khanday o far unglan chatday o. :nihungsmile:

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lol im starting a story:

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, vaguely known as Birmingham, there was a couple who were expecting a child. All was well, however one day a doctor told them it was highly likely that they were going to lose the child. They left the doctor's office hopeless and miserable. However, after looking at his files, he realized that he'd mixed up his papers and had given the couple the wrong information. In fact, their child was fine, but being the bad indian doctor that he was, decided he shouldn't say anything for "liability reasons".

Anyways, the couple went home, and didn't know what to do. Then they saw an ad in the punjabi newspaper for a Baba that can "fix any problem". Not knowing any other thing to do, they went to the Baba the next day. They sat down in front of him. He had his head down, and they assumed he was meditating....but then he started snoring. The husband tapped the Baba on his shoulder and he woke immeadiately.

"I didn't do it!" said the Baba.

"Umm," the man looked at his wife, "Uhh, Baba ji, we are here because we need your help."

The babas eyes darted around the room and then he said, "Oh! Of course..you have come to see me due to money problems..Baba knows all!"

"No," said the wife, "It's actually our child. The doctor said that I will lose the child. Can you help us?"

"Of course!" he replied. He stood up and brought out a pot. In it he poured some grass, baby powder and an advil tablet. Then he lit a match an set the contents of the pot on fire.

Then he said........

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