The Off Topic Thread Lolz!

[Babbar Shere]

i like paronte!

O yeah i love keema paronthe .. ummm yummyyyyyyyyyy

danghar jayea!

maas kan nal damakh mota hundaea paji!!

that was real funny..............

yaar punjab di yaad a ge tarian galan sun k mai tay maray dost v adan hi larday hunday c :ysad:

dude, seriously paji, aside from all the arguing that we might do, aside from all the joke we might tell on here, here in cleveland i dont gots anybody to joke around with like that.

all the sangat here is totally different from me, and i dont gots nobody to laugh with. thats why iam always on here.

just wanted to say, it doenst matter what i say to anyone on here when i might seem like iam mad or upset, even when iam joking around,

I love all you guys!!!

[Babbar Shere]

lol im starting a story:

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, vaguely known as Birmingham, there was a couple who were expecting a child. All was well, however one day a doctor told them it was highly likely that they were going to lose the child. They left the doctor's office hopeless and miserable. However, after looking at his files, he realized that he'd mixed up his papers and had given the couple the wrong information. In fact, their child was fine, but being the bad indian doctor that he was, decided he shouldn't say anything for "liability reasons".

Anyways, the couple went home, and didn't know what to do. Then they saw an ad in the punjabi newspaper for a Baba that can "fix any problem". Not knowing any other thing to do, they went to the Baba the next day. They sat down in front of him. He had his head down, and they assumed he was meditating....but then he started snoring. The husband tapped the Baba on his shoulder and he woke immeadiately.

"I didn't do it!" said the Baba.

"Umm," the man looked at his wife, "Uhh, Baba ji, we are here because we need your help."

The babas eyes darted around the room and then he said, "Oh! Of course..you have come to see me due to money problems..Baba knows all!"

"No," said the wife, "It's actually our child. The doctor said that I will lose the child. Can you help us?"

"Of course!" he replied. He stood up and brought out a pot. In it he poured some grass, baby powder and an advil tablet. Then he lit a match an set the contents of the pot on fire.

Then he said........

forget stories bibi, tell me chutkley!

[Guest peacemaker]

^^^

He said if you rub this on her tummy, the baby will be born just fine. So the couple went home that night and took the Baba's advice. The husband lifted up the woman's shirt exposing her tummy and gently massaged it on her.

The woman began to...

[singh-khalsa]

lol im starting a story:

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, vaguely known as Birmingham, there was a couple who were expecting a child. All was well, however one day a doctor told them it was highly likely that they were going to lose the child. They left the doctor's office hopeless and miserable. However, after looking at his files, he realized that he'd mixed up his papers and had given the couple the wrong information. In fact, their child was fine, but being the bad indian doctor that he was, decided he shouldn't say anything for "liability reasons".

Anyways, the couple went home, and didn't know what to do. Then they saw an ad in the punjabi newspaper for a Baba that can "fix any problem". Not knowing any other thing to do, they went to the Baba the next day. They sat down in front of him. He had his head down, and they assumed he was meditating....but then he started snoring. The husband tapped the Baba on his shoulder and he woke immeadiately.

"I didn't do it!" said the Baba.

"Umm," the man looked at his wife, "Uhh, Baba ji, we are here because we need your help."

The babas eyes darted around the room and then he said, "Oh! Of course..you have come to see me due to money problems..Baba knows all!"

"No," said the wife, "It's actually our child. The doctor said that I will lose the child. Can you help us?"

"Of course!" he replied. He stood up and brought out a pot. In it he poured some grass, baby powder and an advil tablet. Then he lit a match an set the contents of the pot on fire.

Then he said........

forget stories bibi, tell me chutkley!

is that what baba said......... lol :nihungsmile:

ps. japhi to u babbar veera

[Guest peacemaker]

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dude, seriously paji, aside from all the arguing that we might do, aside from all the joke we might tell on here, here in cleveland i dont gots anybody to joke around with like that.

all the sangat here is totally different from me, and i dont gots nobody to laugh with. thats why iam always on here.

Do you have any non sangat people you chill with?

[Babbar Shere]

^^^

He said if you rub this on her tummy, the baby will be born just fine. So the couple went home that night and took the Baba's advice. The husband lifted up the woman's shirt exposing her tummy and gently massaged it on her.

The woman began to...

naughtly munda!

kurriaan dey tummy rub kardaan? kalojah, teri mummy nu dasdaan.

"anty ji anty ji, tuhada beta bibiaan dey tummy rub karda firdey jey, enu kush samjaoh ji!"

[*gupt-kaur*]

aloo wale prontai are the best

mm and mooli <_<

[singh-khalsa]

^^^

He said if you rub this on her tummy, the baby will be born just fine. So the couple went home that night and took the Baba's advice. The husband lifted up the woman's shirt exposing her tummy and gently massaged it on her.

The woman began to...

veerji again sorry don wana be rude plz dhayan nal bolo jo v bolnna athay tuhadian bhana v nay tay chotay veer v. thanks

[Babbar Shere]

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dude, seriously paji, aside from all the arguing that we might do, aside from all the joke we might tell on here, here in cleveland i dont gots anybody to joke around with like that.

all the sangat here is totally different from me, and i dont gots nobody to laugh with. thats why iam always on here.

Do you have any non sangat people you chill with?

i gots friends in school, yea, but outside of school, i dont talk to anyone bro...

although we go these 3 young raaji singhs at our gurdwara sahib who are cool, but if you mean like teen non sangat? nope!

[singh-khalsa]

aloo wale prontai are the best

mm and mooli <_<

bana k khani changi lagdi k jadon mummy ji banonday nay :nihungsmile: