Comeback To All Sardar Jokes

[JiwanSingh7072]

"Hello friends!! Well, Jayant , my friend, told me the following incident which i wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.

In the diwali vacation, Jayant and his couple of friends had gone to delhi. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was a old sardar, and boys being boys, Jayant and his pals began cracking sardarji jokes, just to insinuate the old man.

But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed. At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid up the hire-charges. The sardar returned the change. Moreover, he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''beta, since morning you have been telling sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in a very bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have just one request. Here I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first sardar beggar that you come across in this city."

Jayant continued, "That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single sardar begging on the streets of Delhi."

Friends, we all love sardar jokes. But the fact of matter is that SIKHS ARE ONE OF THE MOST PROSPEROUS AND DIVERSIFIED COMMUNITIES IN THE WORLD. The secret behind their UNIVERSAL success, according tome, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication. A sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, but he will never beg on the streets. Are we just going to pass on long forwarded mails of sardar jokes, or are we going to try and bring our own community on par with theirs ??"

Got this from Sikhsangeet Forums! AMAZING READ!

[singh-khalsa]

read this b4 on orkut...

itz the truth man a singh is king

[Punjabi_Link]

Nice. :D

[guptveer1469]

SINGH IS KING

[Mutheeaa]

SINGH IS KING

Is the movie out yet?

[guptveer1469]

no

many sikhs in australia personnaly met up akshay kumar and told him how good job hes doing, and this is no sarcasm...

anyways till the movie comes out listen to the song by inderjit nikku :D lol

fateh

[saint-soldier]

read it before but still nice to read it again:y:

[mandeep99]

from a website

Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side, suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts! "Oye Abdul!" Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be" BANG shot dead!

"Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala" BANG BANG both khalaas.

"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono saale khalaas!

Pakis get worried, they think saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? Decide to try it themselves.

"Abe Gurdev Singh".... silence.

"Oye Gurdev Singh!!".... silence.

"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!"

"Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?"

Paki gets up, "Mein" BANG