Chat With God

[Akaali]

Chat with God

[caveman]

hmm

[caveman]

...........

[Papi]

It's just a bot. There is no human sitting on the other end chatting with you. You are talking to a computer.

[caveman]

It's just a bot. There is no human sitting on the other end chatting with you. You are talking to a computer.

thats what my m8 said :| wow LOl

[~Preeti~]

lol that was weirdddd.....funny how it could answer everything

[SonyNeech]

It's just a bot. There is no human sitting on the other end chatting with you. You are talking to a computer.

no man it's not.

if u r here and typing waheguru and views on TRUE GURU( GOD {THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUE GURU AND GOD}} {TRUE GURU SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB JI}.and your attentuion to TRUE GURU and u r really true hearted asking and saying something so SAAD SANGAT TRUE GURU ji is in computer.

[Anonymous_kaur]

hmm

:rolleyes:

[caveman]

Me:

HELLO GOD ARE YOU A ROBOT?

God:

Hello there. I am a Christian.

Me:

are u a person typing?

God:

No I am a real robot.

Me:

u sure?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

Me:

u r jewish

God:

Thanks for the information: said I r jewish.

Me:

nice 2 knw

God:

Thank you for your kindness.

Me:

my name is nihang harvinder singh

God:

Hi, nihang harvinder singh.

Me:

Khushee-an da Jaikara gajaavey - Nihal ho javey - SAT SREE AKAAAL

God:

Can you speak any foreign languages?

Me:

yes punjabi

God:

What language can you speak? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:

to complex

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

gurbar akaaaaaaaaaaaal hi akaaaaaaal

God:

Can you speak any foreign languages?

Me:

hanji

God:

I've been waiting for you.

[Revolutionary]

Me:

akaal purakh sahib ji

God:

I lost my train of thought.

Me:

me bore hogeya!

God:

YOU? In the context of akaal purakh sahib ji, I don't understand " bore hogeya." .

Me:

tuhanu punjabi nai samakj aundi?

God:

Ask me another question.

Me:

chal fer eh daso ji ke hindu vadda ja musalmaan?

God:

Is that your final answer?

Me:

me tuhanu puchhia ji

God:

YOU? I like the way you talk.

Me:

o ta menu pata

God:

:-) une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa menu pata?

Me:

o twadi

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anotehr 1:

Me:

kidhaaa

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

god doesn't have a brain

God:

Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

:o !!!