Pashabgate: Jerry Singh Bance Pee's In A Coffee Cup

[Jonny101]

Oh my God.

[DailyMail]

Typical politician.....always taking the p*ss

[proactive]

At least her rinsed out the cup, goray workmen wouldn't have done that.

Anyway I think his main problem is that as a plumber he couldn't deal with a leak!!

[JagsawSingh]

Sadly, I can't think of any more pashab puns :surrender:

What I will say though is anyone else here surprised he chose a coffee mug ? Its just that when I really urgently need to go I'd be looking at, at the very least, an empty 2 litre bottle to go in. I certainly wouldn't choose something (like a coffee cup) that would only be capable of holding about 250 ml of liquid because, as all you men know, you can't stop a horse in mid-stream so you've gotta be sure you've got something capable of getting the job done in one go.

So, I can't help wondering what special abilities does Jerry have where he's able to, on demand, give a tiny bit of wee and then stop ?

[DailyMail]

The irony of a coffee mug is that coffee itself is a diuretic......i.e. it makes you pee more than usual!