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LOL @ above haha

mom:

:@ "tere hatha nu mehndi laggi aa"

dad:

ohmy.gif "tu minu dasiaa ni...." im like wa? "police academy TV te ayaa ju never tol me"

he says that everrry time polica academy comes on hahaha

lollll "tere hatha nu mehndi lagi aa" LOL.gifLOL.gif my mom says that tooooo

and ya girlyyyyyyyy :@ change your frikin sig lol before i get Admin to do itttttt emiiiiiii silllllllllllly plummmmmm jei na hoveh!! :)

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LOL it was

"alllll hail 4 anjaaaan cuz shes th besssssssssst :) x x x"

haha

cuz she med me happy agen :@ YAY lol yesterday i was down in the dumps and this mornin she sent me a bunch of flowers 2 cheer me up and wrote the bestest message awwww :@ LOL

isnt that the jus the nicest thing? :e:

nope i must lissen 2 her, ur an ocean away..but im abt 10 doors, a pub, some traffic lights, and a few more houses away frm her :lol: haha

sorry 4 goin off topic folks

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O WAH,,,,i cant belive i mised this thread.....this has like the funniest things i've ever read. ok i got a couple

dad when he's REALLY mad: main tera jeena haram kar duu, tenu mera pata neee.....lol LOL.gif

(i will make your life a living hell, you dont know me. its sounds so bollywood rolleyes.gif )

n mom when she is really serious: hai put, tera kee banu?? menu tera bahut fikar rehnda aaa....

(n she's rite,i dont pay attention to anything)

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LOL @ above haha

mom:

:@ "tere hatha nu mehndi laggi aa"

dad:

ohmy.gif "tu minu dasiaa ni...." im like wa? "police academy TV te ayaa ju never tol me"

he says that everrry time polica academy comes on hahaha

lollll "tere hatha nu mehndi lagi aa" LOL.gifLOL.gif my mom says that tooooo

and ya girlyyyyyyyy :@ change your frikin sig lol before i get Admin to do itttttt emiiiiiii silllllllllllly plummmmmm jei na hoveh!! :)

lol ma mum always sayz

"TERE HATH TUHTEH YA?" if i ask er 2 get sumink

then wen i say mum get me sum food or sumink ma mum goes..."APNI VOHTEE NOO KAHEE AYDHAA JEH TENU BHAN NAH DHITHA OHNEH" LOL...coz i eat loads ! But hate it wen they bring marriage in2 the convo 4 no odd reason..

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what about when u're talking to a male friend, and ya dad goes 'Aur con he?' with a look which says 'i no liking u talking to boys'
my dad doesnt do that....ofcourse it helps that i'm a guy too :)
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