Famous Quotes from your parents...

[Dhan Teri Sikhi]

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[mohak singh chaudhary]

ssa lokon,

sannu apne maa pyo kolon vatheriyan gallan te maaran paiyan ne :T:

aasi fir vi dheet de dheet hee rave :doh: @

meri maa te sidda gaal hee kadd dee hai mainu :e:

k***a,moya,marjaneya,tere passe panh deyangi are some of her all time favourates.

mera pyo hun mainu lare nai laaonda.

he only says one thing-- whatever u do, do it the hard way.

when u work, work the hard way

when u play, play the hard way

when u love, do it the hard way

and

when u fight, take off the heads of the opponents the hard way. :nihungsmile:

waheguru jee daa khalsa

waheguru jee dee fateh

[Balwinder Kaur]

this is beautiful stuff :doh: . props to the person who started this thread. only a couple of quotes from mum i can remember right now:

When I get extremely worried about things : "WHY are you giving up like a mughal on the battlefield?? Chalo, go fight, win the battle and come back"

[Inder 84]

Hey chuch chuch chuch look wat I been missing but this is propa funny pyario

Mum's fav to bro: Bandar jiha emi paunk da rehnda.

Mum: ja ki apna kam kar

me: it's done mum

mum: ja soja jaki fir

Dad to bro: twalt vich beki bhout parna aunda tenu.

(well I think it's funny)

[Akaal Purakh Di Fauj]

something dad said to me when he said he wanted me to fix the fence, 'I have the will and you are my way' - i think my granddad said it to him...so hes taking revenge i cant wait to have kiddos, just so i can use that line...hmmm, but balait where are the kids, uncle rajinder is still waiting for the 2 i was promised :TH:

[Ambrosia]

My father always says:

- Breathe, Today is _______, tomorrow will be _______.

(the blanks are monday, tues... wed...)

- Thats part of the life... *sigh*

- You cant dance faster than the music!

[Heera Singh]

OHHH... i remember one that my granny used to say to me when i was younger... every time i did something wrong she'd be like

"mai tainu kut kut kay tai kardayna".... basically tellin me she gonna beat me and tie me up.. hahahaha...

i's kinda scary.. but funny... :doh:

[sikhlionz]

When i was little this older boy used to pick on me- so one day i slapped him upside his head- when my mum asked what i was doing i said "ehnae pichhlae janam ka lekha dehna see" she desi-slapped (like a happy-slap but harder) me and said "thoo ehs janam ka lekha dehvaega"

[atl singh]

my dad once told me to close my ears and mouth and experiance life through my eyes...

oh and for the beating threats.. here my favs.

Oye Moorakhaa. mai tenu maar maar ke pakha teh tang leh nai.

- yo dummy ima beat you so much and then im gonna tie up on a fan.

baaj ajaa nee tha terii tuuiiee bhun deniee hai

-control yourself or im going to whoop ure butt...

i love my papa

[`KuMi´]

Um,

Get The F*k ouuta da house,

onli happens wen i cross the line, nd dad seems so cute wen he ses it, in his liccle freshhy voice awwwwwwwwww