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lol yeh they can't pronounce difficult words.

Luckily my mums fluent in english, but my dad isn't so she'll delibrately talk to him in english, and he'll just stare at her! Saying 'Ki paunki jandi engreji vich' LOL.gif

lol we pruposely use 2 give ma dad books to read (in eng) and harf the words he pronounced just craked us up, was sooo funny...lol

What i really don't get is : aaho. wacko.gif

Someone told me that its only the uneducated people who say that. lol

i find aaho really funny, my grandma says it a lot........aaho :umm:

lol ma whole fam sayz it...so funny...AHHOOOOOOOOO

then if i say ahoo in front ma mum n dad dey be like HANJI NI KEH HUNDA? MOOH TUTAH YA?

(cant you say hanji, is your mouth broken)....lol

What i really don't get is : aaho. wacko.gif

Someone told me that its only the uneducated people who say that. lol

well theres this joke on that ... lol...

okay..there was an English man who went to Indya 2 see the Taj Mahal

he cum across many sikhs...

English man: Excuse me do you know where the Taj Mahal is?

Sikh 1: Ahoo, then walked off

English man: Excuse me do you know where the Taj Mahal is?

Sikh 2: Ahoo, then walked off

English man: Excuse me do you know where the Taj Mahal is?

Sikh 3: Yes ofcourse you go left, right, keep going straight and you'll see it.

English man: Thank God someones told me. All the others I asked just replied Ahoo and walked off why is this??

Sikh 3: Laughed and said, Well the educated people will say yes ofcourse and the uneducated will say Ahoo

Englishman: So are you educated??

Sikh 3: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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lol, bass singh paji just reminded me from the teletubbies doing bhangra thread, lol...

well...once ma bro made soo much mess in hiz room, and there was all this fluff in the room , ma mum just couldnt find out where all the fluff was coming from and she was getting soo angry for the fact that she had to clean and tidy the room up everyday and fluffs everywhere...

So ma bro returned back ffrom skool and ma mum shouted,

VEH THERE ROOM CHO MEIN AYNEE FLUFF KUDEE KITHO FLUFF OHNDHI YA DUNGARAA?

TERI B()ND CHO?????

(oi i took soo much fluff out of your room, where does it come from u donkey? ur @$$?)

lol... LOL.gif dat was a cracker...lol..

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hahahahhaha LOL.gif seee i told you write a book! hahhaha be a best seller!!

ima be writing some of these phrases down still, use them on my own kids hehe LOL.gif :umm:

lol penj, ma lifes bin a joke then hey????....lol

wat shal i name the books, jokes of ma life????...lol

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hahahahhaha LOL.gif seee i told you write a book! hahhaha be a best seller!!

ima be writing some of these phrases down still, use them on my own kids hehe LOL.gif :umm:

lol penj, ma lifes bin a joke then hey????....lol

wat shal i name the books, jokes of ma life????...lol

awwww noooo like i mean its cooool and funnny hehe need more people like you!! d_oh.gif

hmmmmm will have to think about the name lol grin.gif

lol another famous quote "tera behra tar javveh" hahhaha sooo i made up my own "tuhada jahaaz udh javeh" :lol: rolleyes.gif

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hahahahhaha LOL.gif seee i told you write a book! hahhaha be a best seller!!

ima be writing some of these phrases down still, use them on my own kids hehe LOL.gif :umm:

lol penj, ma lifes bin a joke then hey????....lol

wat shal i name the books, jokes of ma life????...lol

awwww noooo like i mean its cooool and funnny hehe need more people like you!! d_oh.gif

hmmmmm will have to think about the name lol grin.gif

lol another famous quote "tera behra tar javveh" hahhaha sooo i made up my own "tuhada jahaaz udh javeh" :lol: rolleyes.gif

lol....

ma bibi wud say BEHRAA BAYTEH TERA, i jus be lyk :D

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