Funny English Words

[Laadli Fauj]

a tabla ustaad would call Al-Qaida Al Kaida(type of bol)

movie=mooby

webpage=bebpaje

sister=si'hter

fool=p'hool

english=ainglusch

My grandparents when talking to telemarketers when parents not home-

"No ainglusch, pleej caul bake"

My dad when making a fool outta telemarketers:

"Mainoon english nein samjdi-no ainglusch - nein Bikramjit hain nei"

Once our famly(FOB for family) vent to tha Chix Plagz Mareen Varld

and they axe us take photo. Ve chay ok. Just to makeing it the faan of photo khicher, daddy talking start it in punjabi.

"Pick ur pix at that stall in one hour"

"Kithe?"

I transalter

"He means where"

"Over there"

"OK - Kadhon?"

"Time"

Hour

"Kive...Kioon"

Me dady plusch me was cracking up cho much. Vee tail dis joka to evryperson.

[TeraRoop11]

daman, must i tell your parents to take ur computer away again?

when they're accusing u of being disguised bhenjee.. u know u've gone too far - at least she can pull it off cause she's cute.. you, on the other hand, must stop.. jigglyface

[Cov_Khalsa_Tj]

haha my parents have TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY

why = by

glove = glub

alpha punjabi ( tv programme ) = alpa punjabi

fire = pire

Well basically freshys cant say there ( F'S , Z'S , V'S ...etc )

hahaha! and when you once explain to them its like this mum, this is how u say it , they WONT LEARN ! hahahaa !

[Golee Maro]

i have a couple n im sorry to all kids in advance!

i know one of my aunts who doesnt pronounce the u in Focus when she says Ford Focus! she says Fawd Fawkes sounds a bit rude though!

And i know a guy who used to refer to his fone as Ericsson but his pronociation was terrible! I will leave you to work out how it may have sounded...!

and i remember once, never mind someone SAYING bindow instead of window, my dad actually WROTE bindow with a b! lol

[Heera Singh]

dog = daogee

pencil = pelsan

one second = ek skent

ice cream = @$$cream ... bahaha 'tu @$$cream khanee ah?'...

[LostSoul]

ummm....wow someone sure had a lot of fun with this topic!!

[TarunSingh]

certificate- chaati peth (chest, stomach?)

[singh_sandhu]

Calculator - Kolk joo leh tur

My dad callz cucumber - Kuchumbur

Social - Sosul . . lol das wa my mum wud say ! . . . lol .. .

For visa both my parents woul say Beejah Luhvona . .. . . lolz

[Cov_Khalsa_Tj]

Punjabi soup:Akali Dal

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FATEH,

HAHAHAHAHHA THAT MADE ME LAUGH

GOOD ONE

[Guest militant singh]

video =bideou party=palteee re3mote control =morlt control microwave =maecrovave toilet = tolt window =bindow washing mchine = vashing maseen fridge =prejh programme= porgram council tax= consal tax computer = computar pizza= pijja