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a tabla ustaad would call Al-Qaida Al Kaida(type of bol)

movie=mooby

webpage=bebpaje

sister=si'hter

fool=p'hool

english=ainglusch

My grandparents when talking to telemarketers when parents not home-

"No ainglusch, pleej caul bake"

My dad when making a fool outta telemarketers:

"Mainoon english nein samjdi-no ainglusch - nein Bikramjit hain nei"

Once our famly(FOB for family) vent to tha Chix Plagz Mareen Varld

and they axe us take photo. Ve chay ok. Just to makeing it the faan of photo khicher, daddy talking start it in punjabi.

"Pick ur pix at that stall in one hour"

"Kithe?"

I transalter

"He means where"

"Over there"

"OK - Kadhon?"

"Time"

Hour

"Kive...Kioon"

Me dady plusch me was cracking up cho much. Vee tail dis joka to evryperson.

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i have a couple n im sorry to all kids in advance!

i know one of my aunts who doesnt pronounce the u in Focus when she says Ford Focus! she says Fawd Fawkes sounds a bit rude though!

And i know a guy who used to refer to his fone as Ericsson but his pronociation was terrible! I will leave you to work out how it may have sounded...!

and i remember once, never mind someone SAYING bindow instead of window, my dad actually WROTE bindow with a b! lol

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Calculator - Kolk joo leh tur

My dad callz cucumber - Kuchumbur

Social - Sosul . . lol LOL.gif das wa my mum wud say ! . . . lol .. .

For visa both my parents woul say Beejah Luhvona . .. . . lolz

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video =bideou party=palteee re3mote control =morlt control microwave =maecrovave toilet = tolt window =bindow washing mchine = vashing maseen fridge =prejh programme= porgram council tax= consal tax computer = computar pizza= pijja

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