Why Bollywood movies are stupid!!

[Akaali]

Haven't read it, but got it as a post from this other site!

The indomitable love triangle reigns supreme. The same plot is twisted and flogged by fame thirsty directors into barely different storylines, and sold to IDIOTS like YOU all over the world. Take a closer look, every new movie that you pay to rent or watch in theatre has a guy shaking his azz in it. In essence, its the same thing YOU would be quick to point out as QUEER or GAY in an american movie. The sad Indian/Pakistani public is the victim of this senseless battle of one-upmanship. The movies of these retarded magnatude; now, seem to be churned out for the sake of flashy clothes, irrelevant dreams, cheesiest lyrics, pathetic dialogues, and a couple chasing each other in a green field scattered with trees, while they change clothes miraculously every five seconds. The fact is, Bollywood and this Lollywood dont even come close to ground realities.

Hollywood films, on the other hand, though some do have weird storylines; reflect emotions, feelings, sentiments and scenarios which one can relate to and empathize with. Ample proof is available in the fact that movies such as ‘Jurassic Park’ and ‘Last of the mohicans’ have been dubbed into urdu and hindi due to popular demand. It is my belief, that unlike Hollywood, which markets the story and adds the frills , these dumb azzed brown people markets the frills and THEN add the story.

If we were to say that Hollywood were an innovative product wrapped in beautiful wrapping paper, Bollywood is a used cardboard box wrapped in a sub-standard wrapping paper. Yes, you guessed it, my ignorant indian movie loving friends....the selling point is the wrapping pa

per, not even the box!!

By now, it is evident to the consumer that Hollywood, has much more to offer than its subcontinental counterpart. With the advent of Hollywood, the desi “movie-goer” has been liberated from the manacles, which tethered him to the same old storylines that are the trademarks of a Hindi movie.

At one time, Hollywood, in the subcontinent, was a novelty. Since the international giants of media (warner bros., Columbia, tristar) realized that Pakistan and india were a potentially ENORMOUS market, A GULF of western entertainment has reached their shores. With access to something superior, something better, something actually “enjoyable”, the desi consumer is no longer forced to while away his precious time on meaningless, dull and boring Bollywood and Lollywood rubbish! I mean even the names of the entire industry is frickin PLAGARIZED!!!!

And seriously, who the <admin-cut> has the time to spend 3½ hrs in a movie theatre?? Unless ofcourse if its a film from the trilogy of lord of the rings, then its another story...hehehe. Besides, why watch the carbon copy; when you have the original?

[Guest mehtab]

hahahahhahahahaha !!!!!

surprisingly i know many indians who hate watching hindi movies

they condem the directors/ music directors for copying music and scripts

and guess what, bollywood today is nothing more than a mistress/concubine of the mumbai underworld.

[Gupt daasan daas]

Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

i dont like any of em. Hollywood, bollywood, lolywood, whatever.

BHULL CHUKK MAFF

Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

:g :v :e: :nihungsmile:

[S1ngh]

Nahh.. hollywood is okay.. Except some stupid movies.. like Fast&furious etc..

[Gupt daasan daas]

Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

They should make khalistaniwood, or sikhiwood. Ill like that . Movies only about sikhi and stuff, thats kool.

:e: :nihungsmile:

BHULL CHUKK MAFF

Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

[Guest balwinderkaur]

hahahah good one. but apparently there are more idiots who watch the shows then those who dont. its so evident...we've got some bollywood dinky-dink actors and actresses coming to singapore at the end of this month for another one of those lip-sync singing, false bottom-shaking dancing....and the hype about it is so great even papers and tv must do a coverage of it and waste taxpayers money tsk tsk tsk.

[Jkaur]

i sorta like one of vicky's signature regarding bollywood shouldhave it here

[Guest balwinderkaur]

i second that

[V]

Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

They should make khalistaniwood, or sikhiwood. Ill like that . Movies only about sikhi and stuff, thats kool.

:e: :nihungsmile:

BHULL CHUKK MAFF

Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

ARe we Sikhs stupid Plagurizers

Like HINDIANS AND Pakistanis

c'mon sounds REALLY STUPDI

with BOLLYWOOD AND ESPECIALLY LOLLYWOOD lol

[Guest Dilkaraja]

Hollywood is some what good because there is a large amount of educated directors with artistic minds directing movies such has a River that runs through it, gone with the wind, legend falls, and etc. In the case of Bollywood, which is a industry that is stuck on money and uses the same storyline over and over again. Let me start by saying one thing who ever wrote the top peace is pretty ignorant and one sided and fat and ugly......but anways Bollywood is needed, because India is a 3rd world nation and its economy depends greatly on its movie industry. If you spend 7 - 11 dollars on a moive you are in a way "indriictly" feeding a family of a man that works as a set disnger for a bollywood movie. I mean 7-11 a week on a movie is nothing.......so who ever really wrote that top post come forward I am sure you are one ugly and fat person. Thank You.