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Maybe a lot of things in this world are not made to be experienced but to distract us, and those that we think act like they are dead are actually more alive than us?

And if you really want to experience the world then why not meet the snake and experience a bite?

The moral of the post- not everything in this world is made for you to experience.

Oh, I assure you it is :wub: Everything is One. Of course it is. But if the world really was that unimportant, then why is there such an importance placed on kirt karo and on the realm of miri? It's because the world as it exists in our subjective experience is relevant, even though we should keep in mind the fundamental truth of its true nature.

They say that angels and deities envy humans. The Gods wish to be Men; blessed is the life of a Truthful Man.

But the post above, it was very interesting, you should type more of those.

Heh...glad you enjoyed it :wub:

the doorman on the party says the following to max and pritam singh....

naanak jeevathiaa mar reheeai aisaa jog kamaaeeai ||

O Nanak, remain dead while yet alive - practice such a Yoga.

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hissssssssssssssss...........

Indeed. To remain calm, contented and blissful, but doing so whilst still enjoying life's beauties - beauties created by the One Lord Himself - is the ultimate way to live.

Guru Nanak is saying that such a "Yoga" or "exercise" of the mind is the most fulfilling and the most worthwhile.

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Remember God created all things. So all of his creation should be viewed with respect.

Man, I'd love to go to a party with you. I can just imagine it:

MAX and PRITAM SINGH KHALSA are at a party. It's a wedding of a family friend and they're sitting around one of those cheap tables covered with cheap table cloth/tracing paper and is filled with cheap drinks and cheap snacks like cheap crisps and cola bottles, etc.

MAX

How are you enjoying the party? The food's good, huh?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

The party is but a creation of Waheguru, and so it the food. Both must be respected.

MAX

Uh...yeah, sure, but are you enjoying it?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

I enjoy all of Waheguru's creations because the are Waheguru's creations. It is all Waheguru.

MAX

Okay, that's great dude...but is the food tasty?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

Taste is but a sensation of mäya. It means nothing.

MAX is mildly frustrated, but he keeps his cool.

He tries one more time.

MAX

Okay, dude...I know that God, like, created everything. I know that you're really 'into' God and all that, but the fact is that God created all of this for us to experience. You sound so...dead. You wanna be dead? Well don't worry about that because you're gonna be dead one day, anyway. Just chill for a sec and do me this one favour, okay? Tell me, do you like the food?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

The food...is...Wahe...

MAX hurls his kheer in PRITAM SINGH KHALSA's face and storms out of the party.

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA licks some of the kheer off his face.

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

Mm...that tastes good!

:TH:

"""""""""""""""""But the post above, it was very interesting, you should type more of those.""""""""""""""""""""'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL.gifLOL.gifLOL.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah I liked it I thought it was hilarious. :TH:

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Remember God created all things. So all of his creation should be viewed with respect.

Man, I'd love to go to a party with you. I can just imagine it:

MAX and PRITAM SINGH KHALSA are at a party. It's a wedding of a family friend and they're sitting around one of those cheap tables covered with cheap table cloth/tracing paper and is filled with cheap drinks and cheap snacks like cheap crisps and cola bottles, etc.

MAX

How are you enjoying the party? The food's good, huh?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

The party is but a creation of Waheguru, and so it the food. Both must be respected.

MAX

Uh...yeah, sure, but are you enjoying it?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

I enjoy all of Waheguru's creations because the are Waheguru's creations. It is all Waheguru.

MAX

Okay, that's great dude...but is the food tasty?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

Taste is but a sensation of mäya. It means nothing.

MAX is mildly frustrated, but he keeps his cool.

He tries one more time.

MAX

Okay, dude...I know that God, like, created everything. I know that you're really 'into' God and all that, but the fact is that God created all of this for us to experience. You sound so...dead. You wanna be dead? Well don't worry about that because you're gonna be dead one day, anyway. Just chill for a sec and do me this one favour, okay? Tell me, do you like the food?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

The food...is...Wahe...

MAX hurls his kheer in PRITAM SINGH KHALSA's face and storms out of the party.

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA licks some of the kheer off his face.

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

Mm...that tastes good!

:TH:

"""""""""""""""""But the post above, it was very interesting, you should type more of those.""""""""""""""""""""'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL.gifLOL.gifLOL.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah I liked it I thought it was hilarious. :TH:

hehe good one max, you should throw a party :|

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Dont throw a party you might hit someone with it. :|

Didnt your mom ever teach you not to throw around stuff in the house. or a square stuff :wub:

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"""""""""""""""""But the post above, it was very interesting, you should type more of those.""""""""""""""""""""'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL.gifLOL.gifLOL.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah I liked it I thought it was hilarious. :TH:

Heehee... :| Much obliged :fight: Whenever you have a moment of comedic inspiration, it's always best to get it down on paper...great to see you've got a sense of humour about it :TH:

Fox just read that script and they've sent me an offer to write a screenplay about the adventures of MAX and Pritam Singh Khalsa...we go around the world throwing kheer at people whilst teaching them spirituality and making them laugh at the same time :wub:

hehe good one max, you should throw a party :wub:

Be careful what you wish for... grin.gif

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Dont throw a party you might hit someone with it. :wub:

Didnt your mom ever teach you not to throw around stuff in the house. or a square stuff :wub:

Well, if I throw something around the house it shouldn't really matter since it's all mäya after all d_oh.gif

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Remember God created all things. So all of his creation should be viewed with respect.

Man, I'd love to go to a party with you. I can just imagine it:

MAX and PRITAM SINGH KHALSA are at a party. It's a wedding of a family friend and they're sitting around one of those cheap tables covered with cheap table cloth/tracing paper and is filled with cheap drinks and cheap snacks like cheap crisps and cola bottles, etc.

MAX

How are you enjoying the party? The food's good, huh?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

The party is but a creation of Waheguru, and so it the food. Both must be respected.

MAX

Uh...yeah, sure, but are you enjoying it?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

I enjoy all of Waheguru's creations because the are Waheguru's creations. It is all Waheguru.

MAX

Okay, that's great dude...but is the food tasty?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

Taste is but a sensation of mäya. It means nothing.

MAX is mildly frustrated, but he keeps his cool.

He tries one more time.

MAX

Okay, dude...I know that God, like, created everything. I know that you're really 'into' God and all that, but the fact is that God created all of this for us to experience. You sound so...dead. You wanna be dead? Well don't worry about that because you're gonna be dead one day, anyway. Just chill for a sec and do me this one favour, okay? Tell me, do you like the food?

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

The food...is...Wahe...

MAX hurls his kheer in PRITAM SINGH KHALSA's face and storms out of the party.

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA licks some of the kheer off his face.

PRITAM SINGH KHALSA

Mm...that tastes good!

:TH:

WJKK WJKF

LOL.gif wow that was very funny and hilarious...sorry but i found it real funny man..keep it up! :TH: :|

WJKK WJKF

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Now chandanjit kaur is making fun of us max :|

If I have anything goofy that I think I say it or write, and I dont care what people say. My sense of humor is wierd but I was the class clown all throughout kindergarden-12th grade and everyone that knows me knows me as a goof ball , and even though I am in Sikh saroop everyone that knew me still look at me as a goofy guy and over look my Sikhi {which is cool} a hyuck a hyuck { my redneck laugh :wub: }

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Now chandanjit kaur is making fun of us max :|

If I have anything goofy that I think I say it or write, and I dont care what people say. My sense of humor is wierd but I was the class clown all throughout kindergarden-12th grade and everyone that knows me knows me as a goof ball , and even though I am in Sikh saroop everyone that knew me still look at me as a goofy guy and over look my Sikhi {which is cool} a hyuck a hyuck { my redneck laugh :wub: }

Heehee...looking forward to the antics, brotha! :wub:

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