Atm Machines - Male Vs. Female

[Guest Papi]

^^^ bibi i hate to break it to you, but you are fighting the war on a totally separate grounds then the rest of us rem, its guys vs gals

n now i can do this ---> cause you just made a fool outta yourself i dont think any polish people visit the forum much

PS bring it on, i have my bazooka pre-loaded :lol:

[Guest G.Kaur]

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[Guest Papi]

errr no it not bibi cause the guy was polish :lol:

[Akaali]

...and the FUNNIEST thing is, G.Kaur just asked me to delete her post

That post by G.Kaur says alot on its own regarding the topic, don't you think? :nihungsmile:

[Laadli Fauj]

You jus got BURNT, G

[Guest G.Kaur]

...and the FUNNIEST thing is, G.Kaur just asked me to delete her post

That post by G.Kaur says alot on its own regarding the topic, don't you think? :nihungsmile:

I thought you was my Jeet-Homie.

Goodbye forever!

[Guest Papi]

oooooooooo SNAPPPPPPPPP lol i heard that whip crack across national borders

but dont worry bibi, we all have our moments :lol: i know i've had tons

[Techno_singh]

G.kaur representing the women hahahaha haha doing well there

[Jasy]

-- Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company.

-- How does the single woman get rid of roaches?

She asks them for a commitment.

-- Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

-- What did God say after creating man?

I can do better.

-- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because they already have boyfriends.

-- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Who knows? Did it ever happen??

-- How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes

-- Why is it good that there are women astronauts?

So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions

-- Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown. . .

Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?

-- Why did the man cross the road?

Who knows why the hell men do anything?

-- How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "Instruction Manual."

-- Men are like....Animals

Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.

-- Men are like.....Lava lamps.

Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

-- Men are like.....Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion

-- When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why.

-- If a man had a thought in his head, it would get lonely!

-- Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men a woman

-- If God had wanted men to be perfect, he'd have given them brains

-- Men of quality respect women's equality.

-- Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.

stop pikin on G bhenji...n btw the women r on top agn...why dont u guyz juz give up ?

[Barjinder Singh]

-- Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company.

-- How does the single woman get rid of roaches?

She asks them for a commitment.

-- Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

-- What did God say after creating man?

I can do better.

-- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because they already have boyfriends.

-- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Who knows? Did it ever happen??

-- How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes

-- Why is it good that there are women astronauts?

So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions

-- Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown. . .

Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?

-- Why did the man cross the road?

Who knows why the hell men do anything?

-- How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "Instruction Manual."

-- Men are like....Animals

Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.

-- Men are like.....Lava lamps.

Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

-- Men are like.....Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion

-- When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why.

-- If a man had a thought in his head, it would get lonely!

-- Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men a woman

-- If God had wanted men to be perfect, he'd have given them brains

-- Men of quality respect women's equality.

-- Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.

stop pikin on G bhenji...n btw the women r on top agn...why dont u guyz juz give up ?

jasy ji... good try but not too funny...

but don't worry... ohhh.. now don't start crying just because i haven't laughed on it...

k.. is it alright?

now just stop crying...